• absolutely infuriated by how large
asparagus grows if it's not properly
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    • Thats an agave plant
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    • DwightKurtSchrutethe3rd
      We grow asparagus and no tf it does not. It turns into a bush looking thing
      DwightKurtSchrutethe3rd 29 jul
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    • That’s not asparagus honey
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    • Thats an agave plant. You can make Tequila from them.
      MyCh3L421 29 jul
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    • Comically Large asparagus
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    • Asparagus turns into a shrub if you don’t cut it. Asparagus is just a sprout
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    • Vegan chicks when they see this:
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    • Vegan dildo
      seid 29 jul
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    • I really hope that the joke is this not being asparagus
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    • Thats a century plant if im not mistaken
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    • Forbidden dildo
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    • He’s just waiting to harvest THE asparagus
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    • Don't let these comments fool you. This is infact what asparagus becomes if it is not harvested. 🌱
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    • See I grew up with growing asparagus and when I first went to the desert and saw one of these I literally said the same thing damn there be giant ass asparagus out here
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    • Yes it’s an agave of sorts. Asparagaceae yes it’s also asparagus. Must be some strange prized cultivar idk. (Like so people can understand! Plants are so interconnected it’s beautiful)
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    • Mom: just eat one asparagus then you can play games. Me: easy enough. Mom: *pulls out comically large asparagus*
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    • Anything’s a dildo if your brave enough
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    • No we have asparagus it doesn't do that
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    • Some how they got the right answer with the wrong picture. That’s not asparagus photoed but asparagus does get infuriatingly big if not harvested in time.
      BigOmy 30 jul
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    • That's not asparagus
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    • too bad asparagus is fucking disgusting
      Kasagure 29 jul
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    • Tequila pops the tits out
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    • Forbidden dildo
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    • asparagus just branches out and flowers like a tiny tree if it isn’t harvested. tallest i’ve ever seen was like three and a half feet maybe
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    • Damn, imagine the smell after eating this and then pissing
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    • Are you making tequila? No no, this is giant asparagus juice.
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    • That might be the century plant. It's a specific agave that only blooms once every 10 years and plant people make a huge deal out of it.
      TipsyOwl 30 jul
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    • ...it *is properly harvested.
      Jca2790 30 jul
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    • Comically large Asparagus
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    • Country girls...
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    • That’s not asparagus, it’s too big
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    • That's the century plant
      BrookIyn 29 jul
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    • Those are aloe plants 🌱
      TrexEyes 31 jul
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    • It’s obviously a joke you dense fucking apes.
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    • “tHat’S nOT aSpaRaGuS”
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    • Mmm, large asparagus
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    • Imma pretend like there’s not a bunch of people taking this seriously like it’s not a joke.... on an app about jokes...
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    • I remember that codename kids next door episode
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    • Bro. Just like the aaparagus seas in KND
      D4FT 30 jul
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    • Issa joke chief
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    • *crashed into oncoming traffic taking out 3 mini vans and penetrates a bus* bitches: “I’m sorry I can’t help I’m an asparagus”
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    • My stepdad helped harvesting agaves when he was in Mexico for business, and apparently it's pretty dangerous. He also brought a machete with him when he came back, which was rad
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    • Fuck you fuck you fuck you. I hate you. This post sucks.
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    • my dick in the presence of my daughter 🤤
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    • Anybody remember that one KND episode
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    • Fake... that's your moms dildo
      zerosober 30 jul
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    • Century plant
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    • Reminds me of that one episode of Kids Next Door
      Berasen 29 jul
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    • That’s not asparagus
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    • Did we nerf asparagus?
      Cacaonut 29 jul
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    • I wanna take a bite out of it
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    • Oh if only
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    • Imagine a sea of it
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    • Farm girls make do
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    • I have harvested so much wild asparagus and it gets too about the size of the store bought then if you are a day late it turns really stringy then it dies
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    • Dumb ass thats either an agave or a yucca
      fgfgg 29 jul
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    • Bait or not, lots of these nerds took it hook, like, and sinker 👇
      LuaDaddy 29 jul
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    • Definitely NOT asparagus
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    • Peepee stick grow big
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    • Well then
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    • people clearly not getting the fact this dudes joking
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    • That's a yucca
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    • That's a perloff plant, if I'm not mistaken.
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    • That’s an agave 😂
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    • That’s agave, that one is actually called blue agave or century plant
      sarubbbi 1 aug
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    • Forbidden dildo
      Keelass 1 aug
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    • Imagine the smell after consuming it! If it's legit 🤙
      Beasty85 1 aug
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    • It turns into a bush like plant
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    • Any brave mfs out?
      goofest 1 aug
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    • Why would you want to grow yucca
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    • So the sea of asparagus from KND can really be out there?
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    • Thats not asparagus
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    • Some people are silly smh
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    • Except that's not asparagus
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    • I can smell my pee just by looking at that plant
      TwIzL 1 aug
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    • Why did I read that as esophagus? Lol
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    • Bitch never play new Vegas
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    • No, you do not use this type of agave to make tequila, please stop saying that
      B3kfast 1 aug
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    • Dude if that was true that would’ve fucked me up
      tomn53 1 aug
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    • Yeah, California be that way..
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    • Idiota
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    • That’s not...
      approval 1 aug
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    • Thats some kind of yucca my dude
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    • Forbidden dildo
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    • So like the Sea or Asparagus from KND
      vulfdrek 1 aug
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    • Anyone remember the asparagus ocean in code name kids next door
      Aizoku20 1 aug
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    • That’s gonna end up as a lot of smelly pee
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    • Is this the new format? I liked the “(insert something here) idk I’m not a (insert what ur not here)” format more
      Chives 1 aug
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    • that's agave
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    • Bruh we have those in our front yard and if you dont get those mfs down they die and fall onto your cars
      Willow25 1 aug
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    • I now have to Google how it actually grows. I know this is fake as someone from Southern Arizona, but I still don't know how asparagus ACTUALLY grows..
      keiome 1 aug
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    • So that’s why it’s called an asparagus spear
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    • Id eat tf out of it
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    • Comically Large Asparagus
      JediAray 1 aug
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    • Lies
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    • Forbidden dildo
      FOXFlRE 1 aug
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    • That’s a century plant?
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    • Makes your pee smell with AOE
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    • Now just sit on the egg and wait
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