• Adam: I want a perfect soulmate
God: That will cost an arm & a leg
Adam: What can I get for a rib?
God:
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    • I still don't let my girlfriend talk to animals to this very day
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    • My name's Adam so when I saw this in my notification feed I was so confused
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    • They went from creative mode to survival mode real quick
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    • As I get a glimpse beyond the confusion
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    • You get "Eat hot chips and lie"
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    • Women created all the worlds problems
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    • A bad apple?
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    • Id still rather
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    • Boy I get yo eye to. Lookin ribeye having ass
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    • Pain in your side
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    • A wife!
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    • wOOOWWWWW wWeEEE im 10th comment duhhhh I had no idea numbers and counting exist before being the 10th comment. Did I say I'm 10th? Btw I'm 10th comment, here before everyone. This is my land
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    • I dont get it
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    • Wonderfully done 👍🏾
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    • This one got me
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    • Didn't Adam make his first wife leave him by being overbearing and trying to noon her at times? Lilith
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    • Adam: i want a soul mate, what will it cost? God: about three fiddy. Adam: damn i know thats the u lognes monster!
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    • Lol god replied you get half
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    • A Christian meme featured!? Nice!
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    • I feel for my man. His first wife wouldn't listen to him, and his second literally damned all of humanity
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    • Think you guys are over thinking it, he got a rib out to suck him self
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    • Or the removal of part of the x chromosome . Giving us the y, also splitting humans from hermaphrodites to gender based
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    • Why does god look like matt damon during his movie dogma
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