When single moms find out your forklift certified:
Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
LexisLucci LexisLucci
17 dec 2020
When single moms find out your forklift certified: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
yall cont sleep wit the door open??
Spin Master3000
So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? No
ameli1339 ameli1339
5 oct 2020
yall cont sleep wit the door open?? Spin Master3000 So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? No
GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BE LIKE
Scarletbee Scarletbee
18 may
GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BE LIKE
If gingers have no soul, Explain this?
xans xans
13 oct 2020
If gingers have no soul, Explain this?
Me trying to put my The next change and receipt person in line in my pock
fetusprime666 fetusprime666
3 nov 2020
Me trying to put my The next change and receipt person in line in my pock
"How many hoes you got?"
Me:
Intoxicating Intoxicating
26 feb
"How many hoes you got?" Me:
Extinct Bird Re-Evolved
Itself Back Into Existence
esp aun
Cheechy Cheechy
23 sep 2020
Extinct Bird Re-Evolved Itself Back Into Existence esp aun
"Y'all broke up?"
Nah, she broke. I'm Up.
TimmyTheStreamer TimmyTheStreamer
16 oct 2020
"Y'all broke up?" Nah, she broke. I'm Up.
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
The_Meme_Guy1 The_Meme_Guy1
25 may
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Quicher Quicher
20 nov 2020
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years...
TheGraynooner1993 TheGraynooner1993
3 nov 2020
Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years...
There never seems to be anything good on tv
Well, at least I got you pizza!
There never seems to be anything good on tv Well, at least I got you pizza!
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN!
FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
weregrouch weregrouch
20 sep 2020
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN! FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
The gym teacher in elementary The gym teacher in high school school
BishopTheSaint BishopTheSaint
26 sep 2020
The gym teacher in elementary The gym teacher in high school school
Did you know?
The missing E in the word "monk" represents the incompleteness of one's spiritual journey to become monke.
Did you know? The missing E in the word "monk" represents the incompleteness of one's spiritual journey to become monke.
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible
blasterkeg1972 blasterkeg1972
26 feb
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible