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    • Rimfire 12 apr
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    • Need some peanut butter on that rice
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    • Microwaved rice takes about 2 minutes tho
      DJRush96 13 apr
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    • “5mins left on his 2min rice”
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    • Five minutes?? Those uncle ben joints take 90 seconds
      EDCO 14 apr
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    • He’s licking his lips He’s checking the clock Five minutes later He’s sucking your cock. Bill Cosby is going... TO JAIL
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    • Who microwaves rice for five minutes?? Two, tops.
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    • Santa Claus is failing... College~
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    • 5 min? Microwave rice is 60 seconds in the microwave
      Ralsei 13 apr
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    • Who else hungry?
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    • You'd better not pout, you'd better not cry. You'd better not shout cause I'm coming in dry....
      swempley 13 apr
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    • Uncle Ben is coming to town.
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    • 5 minutes!?
      DougyGL 12 apr
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    • How does rice take 5 minutes
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    • Please don't microwave rice for 5 minutes
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    • I friggin read this to Mr. Brightside
      iolstar 16 apr
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    • Ranta rause is roming to rown!
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    • Santa Clause is cumming, right noooowwww
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    • College kid, it’s all that, he’s haaaaaaas
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    • Who here owns a rice cooker?
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    • He’s licking his lips, little boy is lookin ripe, after confession the priest will strike
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    • Out of all the things u could’ve said... I’m glad u picked that one
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    • Which diabolical thunder right microwaves rice for 5 minutes!! 2 max my dude!!
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    • 5 minutes?? That rice gonna be over cooked
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    • I can cook minute rice in 57sec. ...what's taking this guy so long...
      REDMD9 13 apr
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    • Uncle Ben is coming to town
      corey03 13 apr
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    • What kind of rice do you microwave for 5 minutes???
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    • College students' coming to town
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    • 5 minutes? How long your rice take fam?
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    • He's lickin his lips...he looks at me twice out...the man who lives across the street seems a little too nice...a pedophile is checking me out
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    • Santa Chong is coming to town
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    • xDeav 12 apr
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    • Why did i hear this in tune with mr. Brightside???? Wtfffff
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    • This could've ended in two ways. They picked the right way
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    • College man is coming to town
      twibright 12 apr
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    • There could be two very different contexts here
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    • He's hoping in time, that his hunger will fade.
      mryaku 17 apr
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    • 5 minutes?
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    • Did anyone else lick their lips?
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    • Coming up next on my 600 lb life
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    • Sounded like Santa claus is coming to town. Song thing
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    • Uncle Ben: “oh boy do I have a product you’ll love!”
      TheRealQ 15 apr
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    • Uncle ben is shoving it down
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    • The art of poetry
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    • Single 9-5 man is coming alone
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    • The Angry Video Game Need Is Here
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    • It’s gonna be too hot
      Eriador 14 apr
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    • Uncle Ben is coming...
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    • I was reading it with the chowder theme in my head
      guubb 14 apr
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    • Santa’s eating white rice, not broooown!
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    • Santa clause eats Chinese for dinnerrrrrrr
      alex62796 14 apr
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    • Santa Claude is hungry, af
      fl4m3r 14 apr
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    • 1 minute left on 2 minute rice*
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    • Uncle Ben is coming to town.
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    • My dumbass read this to the tune of "Rock you like a Hurricane"
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    • U need uncle Ben's. Only 90 secs baby
      DgoTrs 13 apr
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    • 5 minutes is gonna burn it to a crisp
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    • Who TF microwaves rice, fucking savages
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    • MLG2000 13 apr
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    • Depressed college student is heere
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    • Santa claus has really bad lice
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    • Santa Claus? Mr. Brightside?
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    • I ain't poppin no pills but you do as you wish
      Supaluigi 13 apr
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    • Uncle Ben is coming to town
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    • Lonely guy is staying, at hoooooome.
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    • Did anyone else sing this to Rock You Like a Hurricane and not Santa Claus is coming to town?
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    • This could have gone a totally different direction and I'm glad it didn't
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    • Santa Claus is getting fatter!
      Istalri57 13 apr
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    • Rice-A-Roni is coming to my mouth
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    • Chinaman is coming to tooooown!
      st3v3n91 13 apr
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    • Bro, if your microwave rice takes 5 minutes, its gonna be shit. Get some Uncle Ben's Ready Rice
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    • Asian clause is eating your dog
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    • Uncle Ben is taking... TOOOO LONGGGG!!!!
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    • Imagine waiting longer than a minute to microwave rice.
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    • Minute rice
      tinflint 12 apr
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    • What kinda fuckin rice takes 5 min
      lordfugma 12 apr
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    • Please no haters....I’ve had weird thoughts going to my head. One night my dog farted and i got the urge to sniff it. From that night on i have secretly waited til everyone went to sleep to sniff my dogs ass idk y I’m like this does anyone know a good therapist?
      metree 12 apr
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    • thought that was going somewhere else
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    • 5 minutes on his microwave rice. What brand he eating, Uncle Chernobyl?
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    • Laughed harder than I should've at this
      xbuddahx 12 apr
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    • Hurry up I’m fuck ing hungry
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    • Microwaving rice for 5 minutes?
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    • Tazmeaty 12 apr
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    • five minutes damn
      AmandaLii 12 apr
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    • Top comment wants peanut butter on their rice, I’m hear to spread the good word of sriracha on your rice
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    • He's fucking your niece, he is fucking your wife, he is gonna find out what condoms his size, santa claus is fucking around
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    • Uncle Ben is spicing it upppppp
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    • That shit BURNT
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    • Good save
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    • Everyone like this so when I have tc I can edit it to the letter "q" and everyone will wonder how the letter q got tc
      cabedey1 12 apr
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    • But minute rice?
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    • Santa clause is eating, some riiiiiiccce
      TGbrony 12 apr
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    • Song?
      Daho 12 apr
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    • He’s licking his lips cause he saw Misses clause’s fat ass 🥵🥵🥵
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