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mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not
pregnant
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do
for you all day long and you do nothing
for me but stress me out you are so out
of control you are grounded if you think
you had no life before you just wait i
can't believe you treat your own mother
this way get out of my sight
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    • I'm a 23 year old guy I can proudly say I've never been pregnant
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    • This would be funny if I didn't hear this all the time
      EnomisV 18 jun
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    • Yo that’s kinda abuse my dude, you alright?
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    • And then five minutes later she tries to have a conversation with you and attempts to make you feel like you’re in the wrong for being upset.
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    • I’d laugh if it wasn’t true. I could be out having sex and doing drugs but instead I get yelled at for accidentally falling asleep and not putting away the dishes five seconds after they’re finished cleaning.
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    • My mom was like this. Several years ago i realized she's unstable.
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    • After I moved out I realized my parents arnt bad ppl just bad parents and we can have a relationship but I’ll never respect them as parents. Honestly some ppl just shouldn’t have kids.
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    • See parents like that have a “that’s to be expected” kind of reward system, which only really works if the “expected” bar is around average like high C to mid B or similar to behaviors. But having no reward for above average like As and good behavior will result in catastrophic failure in parenting
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    • Dad's leave but moms are toxic
      FatCavill 19 jun
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    • And then she would make you feel bad somehow
      Tron70 19 jun
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    • Toxic moms are just as bad as, if not worse than absent dads
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    • My mothers excuse for this is "thats what is expected of you"
      Lonely_L 19 jun
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    • Mmm and then my entire family defends her and treats me like a child because I'm the youngest even though I'm 17. Yeah I don't get enough attention, but I'm a girl, so people just think I'm dramatic. Dealing with shit until I can leave, but y'all are kings and queens for being here.
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    • Living with these kind of parents really ruined my children. I basically had zero friends. The friends I did have didn’t last long bc they figured out I would never be able to do anything with them. Your child should never want to end their own life bc of the way you treat them.
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    • I wash all the dishes, do laundry, throw the trash and put it to the road, vacuum, and clean the stove and microwave. I rest one day and mom washes dishes and she says I never do anything I just sit all day and I'm lazy.
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    • I do 100% of the garden work, clean horse stalls/goat pens, clean the kitchen every day twice bc everyone is nasty, take care of 90% of laundry, feed the dogs and play w/ em, clean the house top to bottom every week (3 floors), but I sit down for 20 mins and I "never move my lazy ass from the couch"
      Eli_Beta 19 jun
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    • My mom told me to get a job, but wouldn't let me apply for one
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    • I guess somebody had a fucked up relationship with their mom and decided to share the drop that did it through a meme. I mean this isn't even funny it's sad. I can see this conversation happening to an unlucky fella who probably still holds resentment for the tough life mom gave him :(
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    • I clean the house all the time and when my parents are out working I make sure to do extra I try to make things better but there’s always yelling at the end of the day, should I try to get a job to help pay for things?
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    • My mother always told me " I know you're doing what you're supposed to be doing but it's always nice to hear it's appreciated." And my dad was a cop and his motto was " always remember good people can make mistakes, just because someone did something bad, doesn't mean they're a bad person"
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    • my dad was unemployed for months bc of covid and he would just lounge around the house and watch tv. his first day back at work he comes home and says that we’re all lazy and haven’t done shit and if you don’t have a job you have to clean
      Byekyuu 19 jun
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    • Exactly how my mom is. Spent a few hours outside mowing, did the dishes, helped her cook, and then she finds a towel out of place and goes off on me in this same manner
      AlexRay 19 jun
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    • All the damaged kids are gonna cry now.
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    • My dad gets mad when I tell him that I’m in the middle of playing a game, even though I tell him that I will help him later. It’s honestly how I felt whenever I asked him to do something with me or for me as a kid, but if I brought that up as an excuse he’d call me privileged and disrespectful.
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    • My dad called me the devil because I kicked my brother out of my room
      PIL0T 19 jun
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    • People should be required to get a permit before having kids
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    • Thats when you actualy make her suffer
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    • 1) My mom was a straight up hoarder when I was 10-14. Unessessary crap was literlally piled to the ceiling and you had to make paths to get through it. When I was 14 I decided enough was enough and cleaned out the majority of the stuff in about 4 days, and the rest throughout the following weeks.
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    • "Children are their parent's slaves" -My Mother, several times
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    • Is my mom the only good mom or something?
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    • My parents only see me as another useless failure who’s just like her brother. And will never change that view as they only look at flaws. Yet praise the youngest. They call me a failure though I’m the first in our family to graduate, done no drugs or drank at all through school.
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    • Back when my dad and stepmom were still married, she basically ran things. I was never a bad kid and I hardly left the house. She’d constantly tell me that I had a bad attitude or that I was lazy among other things. My chores were always more important than the homework I had to do and I was never
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    • My mom has issues. I’m not gonna blame her for my own issues, but it certainly didn’t help me when growing up.
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    • I never heard this growing up. Then again, I was an autistic rainbow baby, soooo… I may have had some bias between me and my younger brother.
      iNeptulon 20 jun
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    • My mom hasn't worked since 2008. She had a job for like a month but it wasn't official. I havent had any privacy or time to myself because she won't even go to town without me. She sits on her phone watching TV for 12 hours a day then will do dishes or one load of laundry and act like I didnt do
      Leigh04 19 jun
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    • Quit attacking me like this
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    • When I was celebrating my friend's birthday my mom texted me saying she was going to k!ll herself so I freaked out and told my dad and called her. Turns out she was on some type of drugs and just wanted attention. I haven't spoken to her since.
      NoLyfe101 19 jun
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    • My parents are great. My mom (she plays Minecraft with dad every night and they're 50) walked into the room yesterday and asked me and my brother if there's anything we need. And we didn't because we have everything that we need.
      aftonone 19 jun
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    • my dad told me he would kick me out the house for growing out my hair. for 18 years all i’ve had was a short caesar cut. and they said growing it out will lead to me being a delinquent and i will look homeless
      HlSOKA 19 jun
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    • Some parents aren’t happy that their kids are excelling at life, they’re happy that they can put them down and feel like parents
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    • I could voluntarily clean the entire house 3 days in a row, and the one time I leave dishes for someone else to do, I get yelled at for being lazy
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    • 4.4 GPA here I only drink twice a month and always at home stopped smoking pot and I help when I'm needed but to my mom I'm selfish and spoiled
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    • I’m 23 and still live at home and get shit done that I need to and swear to god she stresses me the fuck out I’ve been so close to calling her a cunt
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    • Hahah this reminds me of that time I bought the wrong size of lasagna and my mom yelled at me for being useless haha...ha....ha
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    • I need some opinions here, my parents would always sit me down whenever I was pulling anything less than A’s and tell me to explain to them why they’re bad parents (since that’s obviously why I’m not flawless.) Is that emotional abuse?
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    • I could be out getting slammed, murdering people and other terrible things but no, I’m a sad excuse of a human being for eating in my room.
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    • I got straight A’s for the first time ever and I go to tell my mom and she’s like “eh ok” and it’s like bruh you get so mad when I don’t do good and get C’s but as soon as I come home with a 4.4 gpa it’s not all that? What in the blue fuck mom
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    • got kicked out because i didn’t find a machining job right when i graduated. Thanks parents no where is open because they’re still scared of the pandemic
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    • There’s a lot of people shitting on people saying they have bad parents and they’re just lookin for attention. To those people I say, stop and think about how stupid and idiotic people can really be, and ask if it could be a possibility life isn’t sunshine and rainbows for everyone all the time
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    • My mom punched me in the face for coming home late from work and I honestly don't know how to feel...
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    • ow ow stop it hurts
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    • Broke my leg using stupidity and an ax. Been a month since i was released. By the third day i learned to use the vacuum with my cruches because im lazy even if the doctor told her im not allowed to do my usual routine if cleaning the house, lawn up keep and cooking. While also studying for two
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    • Attention all children or teens, from someone 21 so you know i aint just some asshole parent, you should not expect praise for not doing drugs or being a slut. Those should just be in your best interest anyways.
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    • See I have one "rule" (idk what to call it) that after 6 I play games and every single day my mom waits until after 6 and comes and tells me I need to do abunch of stuff that she didn't mention til now she hates games even though I'm a cs major and want to make them constantly insults me and (1/2)
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    • Lol and you DONT talk back? Y’all are dumb ass hell. Argue with them regardless. Let your voice be heard. Otherwise, they’ll continue to do the same bullshit regularly. I had to have a legit fist fight with my step dad a few times for them to get the message. Just stand up for yourself
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    • Honestly, I cant say I love my mother after all the shit she's said and done to my siblings, she definitely could've handled things better, but I dont hate her anymore. I've realized the only smart sibling I have is my brother, my sister and step siblings are all fucking idiots. 1/2
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    • People deserve more credit for doing good things. My mom used to be like this. Now I’ve really gotten my life together and she tells me every once and a while all the things I’m doing right and it makes me feel like I’m worth taking care of myself
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    • My mom likes to pretend she’s the only one that does work around the house. I haven’t seen her take out the trash in months. Dishes? No shot. We have people come to clean the house every two weeks. I don’t know where she gets that fucked idea from
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    • Yall hate your parents don't you
      GLoomis 19 jun
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    • Does everyone on the app hate their parents? I really love my parents, I think they did a fantastic job raising me, better than I could’ve done for sure. I guess I’m lucky cuz some of your parents do sound pretty bad from what you say (1/2)
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    • And this is what I like to call the: “even if you become rich and famous you’ll still never be enough and I blame you for all my life problems even ones that happened before you were born” mom
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    • This hits a little to close to home
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    • Hate your mom gang wya
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    • Yall want credit for shit you supposed to do
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    • When I used to live in my parents house I never got to go and see my friends after 5th grade because my grades went high enough and they didnt know my friemds or their parents but my mom would always be saying this bullshit "if you wanna go hang out with your friends just ask and I'll take you" lies
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    • This hits too close to home
      Umami 19 jun
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    • God reading these comments I realize how lucky I am to have a good dad/ step mom. My mom has cheated on my dad and has been in and out of rehab for drinking and her and my grandma are toxic towards guys in general and always would give me shit but my sisters would always be the perfectly little....
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    • I see these posts now and remember how I used to relate to them. Now I just think they’re silly
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    • When you’re a parent make sure to fix the pattern!
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    • Found out my sister is pregnant today, the father is a fucking McDonalds cashier pot head. Life is horrible sometimes
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    • Yup
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    • Just beat the shit out of her that's not your mom anymore that's a bitch
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    • Bitch shouldn't have left a cup on the table
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    • Carcanken wow that hit close to home
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    • Bro featured coming for my ass today wtf.
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    • Literally how it goes
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    • Isn’t this how everyone’s mom is? I thought this was normal
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    • My mom tried to k1ll me
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    • Damn, I need to be grateful for having such a good mom
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    • Why should we congratulate u on things u should be doing in tge first place?? And congrats on not being a drugged up dumbass
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    • Not being pregnant is just not being a slut in high school
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    • Why I told my mom to go fuck herself right before I left
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    • Honestly this is my dad, my dad Is such an asshole he often threatened me with something along the lines of i wont pay your college which i often reminded him i never asked for and if he wanted to be an ass I'd join the marine corps, then he would scream at me that I was being disrespectful 1/2
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    • I think it’s more about how much work they do just so you can have food and shelter, and then you leave cups out because you couldn’t be bothered to put them away.
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    • I wish my mom never abandoned me.
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    • It seems to be a mental block for some people to notice good things that happen, but have the "eyes of a hawk" when somebody does something wrong.
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    • This is why I plan to abandon her ass the moment I can
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    • I finally developed a sense of humor in college, so when I came back my mom thought I was being disrespectful. And then there’s my little brother who makes fun of her every 5 seconds and she gives him excuses like “it’s just who he is”. Like bitch, the only reason I didn’t have a sense of humor
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    • I can do 99 things but I forget to do that one thing I didn't do nothing all day and I'm so lazy and it's because of that phone
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    • Then there is me. Yesterday I passed the last college course I needed to get my AA with a D in the class and I got rewarded this morning with a Facebook post of how proud she is and a key lime pie.
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    • My dad snapped at me over dog fur on the floor today like a tiny strand
      CapriBea 19 jun
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    • My stepmom talks to my little brothers like that sometimes and, while sometimes they bring it on themselves, she doesn’t think about using some less impactful words on some kids and it pisses me off
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    • Honestly, all of the things the child has done is a day to day effortless task to complete, minus maybe the A's for some. However, while I did hear that a few times growing up from my mom, i would call her on the bullshit which would usually cause a huge fight.
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    • This is how it is to be a lower enlisted in the military
      Orchida 19 jun
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    • I feel bad that people can’t have good relationships with their parents. I argue with my dad from time to time but they’re always rational. I mowed their entire 2 acre property and they got me some shoes
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