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    • Bro that's 50$ a squirt
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    • Good trigger discipline bud
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    • This makes me wonder how annoying school is going to be in like 3 weeks
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    • It costs $400,000 dollars to fire this weappon for 2 seconds
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    • You first
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    • Excellent trigger discipline though
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    • You cough, you get blasted!
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    • Imagine having to go back to school. Graduated gang
      Gunser 2 aug
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    • Aim for the eyes
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    • Lmao
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    • High key want to actually walk around with something like that but...
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    • These are going to sell out once Karen’s hear about them
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    • It’s sad that ppl actually talk like this
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    • Stay strapped
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    • kanep0e 2 aug
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    • Ha
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    • But a lighter on that
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    • Hand sanitizer can cause blindness so I wouldn't
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    • I get so nervous if I get a tickle in my throat in public...I'm too afraid to cough because of the public shame
      Tmah 2 aug
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    • Hand sanitizer is too thick so it wouldn’t work. Terrible joke.
      jynflyn1 2 aug
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    • Try cum, and sh(o)ot up your local school
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    • Broskis even got trigger discipline on a water gun. Smart man, that guy.
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    • I fucking hate the way hand sanitizer smells
      Asylus 5 aug
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    • Nice trigger discipline bro
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    • When did it become illegal to cough
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    • My assistant manager has an infrared thermometer ok his desk and anytime someone coughs or sneezes he quickscopes them with the thermometer
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    • Ooh that’s actually sound pretty fun, like imagine filling a water gun with rubbing alcohol and spraying all the door handles you touch. It will probably disinfect it and it’d make starting a fire hella easy
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    • Talk about paranoid
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    • I did that shit and shot my mom in the back of the neck with it. I almost got smacked dafuq out
      Ap0IIy0n 4 aug
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    • I can smell it from here
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    • Good trigger discipline follows you everywhere
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    • Very original coronavirus joke. 0/10
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    • I hope you make sense when talking. This is trash
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    • Lmao this is a good idea I'mma do this
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    • Gay
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    • This is one of my future purchases
      Vanq1 3 aug
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    • The militantly pro mask people are more annoying and more dangerous than the militantly anti mask people.
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    • I cough in public and I don't care, I coughed before this shit existed so im gonna cough while its existing.
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    • I got verbally attacked by some Karen in Walmart because I choked on water. But she tried to convince the police I was deliberately trying to infect her with the virus. Now she’s trying to sue my family. god the greed and bitch never ends.
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    • I was honestly thinking of going that the other day
      Micha3lA 3 aug
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    • I follow the mask rules but this lady at the tsrget I go to persistently wears the mask plus a whole face shield and fill a spray bottle with sanitizer and sprays everything
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    • Me who has a smokers cough 😳
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    • A real bullet would work just fine but if your gon be a pussy so be it
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    • 70% isopropyl would work better lmao
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    • That’s actually snart
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    • Ficto10 3 aug
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    • On god? On mom?
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    • Damm he snapped
      greg117 3 aug
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    • Super soaker of fuckin health
      laneruss 3 aug
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    • This is the only covid men I've seen that I mildly enjoy. Not enough to laugh, but it has nothing to do with masks so that's good
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    • Where's the one with the pope shotin the water gun
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    • Teachers this year be like
      sam1618 2 aug
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    • Just carry around modified disinfectant canisters to be like grenades
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    • Aim for the eyes
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    • Napalm
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    • Fill it with hot sauce and aim for the eyes
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    • Hand sanitizer is anti-bacterial not anti-viral. It does absolutely nothing against a virus like corona..
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    • Wow that is one solid finger
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    • HITMAN: SANITATION
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    • Hands sanitizer is specifically for bacteria, if you ever read the notes on the back it never says it'll do anything to viruses. This is because not all viruses can be k*illed by have sanitizer and viral envelopes can protect a virus from most sanitizers.
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    • Nah put some holy oil with a lighter and watch things play out.
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    • When I was a teen, the neighbor girls filled theirs with cheap perfume.
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    • Late to the party
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    • Glizzys n beams
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    • Bc ur the whiny bitch at wawa mad at masks
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    • That trigger discipline tho😩
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    • I've never heard that one before
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    • his cuticle tho
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    • Right
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    • It happened everyone this is the year people get offended if you breathe next to them
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    • Replace it with clorox
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    • Yeah, thats a great way to get stabbed. How am I supposed to know what you put in there.
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    • Does it actually work? Or is hand sanitizer too thick?
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    • Dude has better trigger discipline than most gun owners 🤣
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    • Finger straight off the trigger until you're ready to fire
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    • That's a dollar tree gun. It sprays like a fucking spray bottle. Watch those eyes fuckers
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    • So my schools gonna let us choose if we want to homeschool or not so I am the first quarter and for the other 3 I'll be there
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    • I keep a tack load nerf gun, 6ft or 6 needles
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    • Fun fact: within the first week of sending kids back to school, lots of tests came out positive. They shouldn't force students to go back. Homeschooling or sending materials to parents works like bruh let the kids read from the safety of their homes
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    • No you won't bitch
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    • Light it up
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    • Yo bro give some. That shit is fucking expensive now.
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    • Don’t say “on god” sounds stupid as shit
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    • Just fill it with vodka like a normal person
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    • I like to put hair gel in hand sanitizer bottles and leave them out on my desk.
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    • Imagine seeing this meme just one year ago
      DotDotD 2 aug
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    • amazing i’ll use this for “public safety for the virus” and not for squirting in peoples eyes
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    • I'ma light up the whole fuckin block
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