Absolutely nobody:
nerrible
memory
(Me
Si-.,
Absolutely nobody: nerrible memory (Me Si-.,
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
EpicFurball EpicFurball
18 may
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
i'mlovin' it
This look like the patty that killed
that one detective on spongebob
Iunar Iunar
26 sep 2020
i'mlovin' it This look like the patty that killed that one detective on spongebob
When it's time to wash the car
Expectation
Reality
of
simpleSneakyrico26 simpleSneakyrico26
18 dec 2020
When it's time to wash the car Expectation Reality of
This how women aim when they looking for a good man
ZeroTwo___ ZeroTwo___
9 feb
This how women aim when they looking for a good man
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
103-year-old woman celebrates beating Covid-19 with a cold beer
By Anna Sturla, CNN
Updated AM EDT, Sun May 31, 2020
navaeh navaeh
4 nov 2020
103-year-old woman celebrates beating Covid-19 with a cold beer By Anna Sturla, CNN Updated AM EDT, Sun May 31, 2020
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
11 may
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
hate when people confuse education with intelligence.
You can have a Bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.
hate when people confuse education with intelligence. You can have a Bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.
It's ok.
Tits are superior.
There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention:
Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
giddyLeagueOfMemes giddyLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
It's ok. Tits are superior. There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention: Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
The Demon in my room watching me sleep ass naked during the Summer
StacieByrd
24 jun
The Demon in my room watching me sleep ass naked during the Summer
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal
put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you,"
Sinegal said.
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you," Sinegal said.
Me: Does literally nothing
Random part of my body:
I said we hurting to
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
12 jan 2021
Me: Does literally nothing Random part of my body: I said we hurting to
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months.
He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses.
Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
AFloridian AFloridian
22 apr
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months. He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses. Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
Everything will be ok, with a little imagination!
Ne
Go to sleep & it will be ok
grossLeagueOfMemes grossLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
Everything will be ok, with a little imagination! Ne Go to sleep & it will be ok
Hey! Just let her die.
She uses "your" instead of
"you're" every fucking time.
lumberjack128 lumberjack128
2 jun
Hey! Just let her die. She uses "your" instead of "you're" every fucking time.
HALF OF MY PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MY OF VOICE SARCASM
If
EVERYONE THINKS I'M EITHER MAD, ARGUING OR JUST AN ASSHOLE. WHILE ACTUALLY,
I'M JUST TALKING
HALF OF MY PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MY OF VOICE SARCASM If EVERYONE THINKS I'M EITHER MAD, ARGUING OR JUST AN ASSHOLE. WHILE ACTUALLY, I'M JUST TALKING
kingbigbluenyg80 kingbigbluenyg80
25 sep 2020
The dog's reaction is the best
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT
THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF
melloxhello melloxhello
25 sep 2020
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF