Absolutely nobody:
nerrible
memory
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Absolutely nobody: nerrible memory (Me Si-.,
The old woman I'm cat sitting for has her mugshot framed. What a boss bitch.
CINCINNATI
POLICE DE
SpareParts SpareParts
21 nov 2020
The old woman I'm cat sitting for has her mugshot framed. What a boss bitch. CINCINNATI POLICE DE
year old ol me being asked why am I not letting the balloon touch the floor
IT'S THE LAW
Wehim Wehim
10 feb
year old ol me being asked why am I not letting the balloon touch the floor IT'S THE LAW
Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where
Yoda gets so tired of answering
Luke's questions he just dies.
mindblower47 mindblower47
27 sep 2020
Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies.
and I thought I was having a bad
day...
and I thought I was having a bad day...
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet
*Card declines*
Plumber:
meme_ster meme_ster
16 nov 2020
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet *Card declines* Plumber:
14 yo girls: OMG Tyler is so handsome!
Tyler:
leeewee leeewee
18 jan 2021
14 yo girls: OMG Tyler is so handsome! Tyler:
Everyone loves a gender reveal party!
Everyone loves a gender reveal party!
*Spoiler Alert*
Mandalorian Season 2 Finale
AIDSen1981 AIDSen1981
22 jan 2021
*Spoiler Alert* Mandalorian Season 2 Finale
My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape
holds.
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YourSmileIsAmazing YourSmileIsAmazing
3 jan 2021
My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape holds. SAY PLEASE DO YOUF Pay with 70 YouR Pag Use hind we Know you arol
wankerdanker wankerdanker
24 sep 2020
PEELING MY BALLSAGK FROM MY LEG WHEN ITS HOT OUTSIBE
Yosef Norm Ozia
Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
tastydetecter tastydetecter
8 jan 2021
Yosef Norm Ozia Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
my butt
that first sip of coffee
noonhansa noonhansa
20 nov 2020
my butt that first sip of coffee
, Me, convincing
o" myself I don't need a Wiggly
- You're not that cute, are you?
4
In fact, you're real fuckin' ugly.
duckislord duckislord
26 sep 2020
, Me, convincing o" myself I don't need a Wiggly - You're not that cute, are you? 4 In fact, you're real fuckin' ugly.
MINECRAFT CAT WHEN I
APPROACH IT
WHEN HAVE A FISH IN MY HAN
MEMEisNott MEMEisNott
27 sep 2020
MINECRAFT CAT WHEN I APPROACH IT WHEN HAVE A FISH IN MY HAN
"Girls talk in a higher pitch to guys they like"
Girls when they talk to me:
Tim Storms, the man with the world's deepest voice, can hit notes that only elephants are able to hear them.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
4 nov 2020
"Girls talk in a higher pitch to guys they like" Girls when they talk to me: Tim Storms, the man with the world's deepest voice, can hit notes that only elephants are able to hear them.
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Fa
This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
arlenesullivan arlenesullivan
25 sep 2020
Vise Fa This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
AN
This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job
As Security
Everyone liked that
SS
HondaSolo HondaSolo
22 sep 2020
AN This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job As Security Everyone liked that SS
don't let guys treat you like free salsa, you are guac
babygirl
don't let guys treat you like free salsa, you are guac babygirl