Absolutely nobody:
nerrible
memory
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Absolutely nobody: nerrible memory (Me Si-.,
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?"
tween mom's legs?"
The father answers," Paradise."
The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise."
Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
total_insertrave total_insertrave
17 jun
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?" tween mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
Printers Name: Bob Marley
Reason: Its always jammin'
Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 sep 2020
Printers Name: Bob Marley Reason: Its always jammin' Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
don't have such weaknesses
LordRevan LordRevan
26 sep 2020
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. don't have such weaknesses
Do you have games on your phone?
Hannibal_burgz Hannibal_burgz
5 nov 2020
Do you have games on your phone?
SOME STATISTICS:
100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
TishaJioner TishaJioner
3 mar
SOME STATISTICS: 100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
JLo looks like she ran out of toilet paper mid poop and has to get more
we
chilla_chillout chilla_chillout
25 may
JLo looks like she ran out of toilet paper mid poop and has to get more we
HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? _
AnnaKushina AnnaKushina
25 sep 2020
HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? _
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on
@tciddymerica
OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
bobjobster
30 oct 2020
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on @tciddymerica OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say
"she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house"
@dailsy
Pamperos21 Pamperos21
23 sep 2020
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say "she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house" @dailsy
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10
Signature look of superiority
Spiders Spiders
9 feb
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10 Signature look of superiority
She ain't leave you on read, you left her speechless. Hit that DM again big dawg
She ain't leave you on read, you left her speechless. Hit that DM again big dawg
My girt whe's into it
Our Gat
PiercedMetalHead PiercedMetalHead
25 sep 2020
My girt whe's into it Our Gat
showerfeelings
Shower Thoughts
A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
THEOUTCAST THEOUTCAST
26 sep 2020
showerfeelings Shower Thoughts A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
Take me to the fridge, tiny human
BasedNervousAri1616 BasedNervousAri1616
15 jan 2021
Take me to the fridge, tiny human
OUR FAMILY CARD
MANAGED TO INCLUDE EVERYONE THIS YEAR
OUR FAMILY CARD MANAGED TO INCLUDE EVERYONE THIS YEAR
ORIGINAL
Rip Prince Philip x
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
ORIGINAL Rip Prince Philip x AM - - Twitter for iPhone
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months.
He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses.
Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
AFloridian AFloridian
22 apr
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months. He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses. Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
How I woke up after finding out everybody got a check but me....
LolaBit LolaBit
31 dec 2020
How I woke up after finding out everybody got a check but me....