Absolutely no one:
old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise
af
Absolutely no one: old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise af
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
SpicyMcHaggis SpicyMcHaggis
31 dec 2020
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
My friend : Just be confident and don't say anything stupid.
Me to my crush:
like
UenoChan UenoChan
2 jun
My friend : Just be confident and don't say anything stupid. Me to my crush: like
People waking up to
Android alarms
made
People waking up to Apple alarms
Se
Ww
(SCREAMING)
ihateuhaha ihateuhaha
13 jan 2021
People waking up to Android alarms made People waking up to Apple alarms Se Ww (SCREAMING)
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with
them
@Hoodville
AnonymousBOS AnonymousBOS
19 oct 2020
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with them @Hoodville
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids
me: nah i'd rather have the money
kennugly kennugly
19 jan 2021
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids me: nah i'd rather have the money
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
ash420 ash420
12 mar
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
You aren't
allowed to eat
the cat food
is
that written?
In the name
CAT food
rabinator rabinator
25 sep 2020
You aren't allowed to eat the cat food is that written? In the name CAT food
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree"
Eve:
meMe_mAsTer63 meMe_mAsTer63
18 feb
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree" Eve:
Cat was not the impostor.
bender_bending bender_bending
21 sep 2020
Cat was not the impostor.
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state
[This is your Cheese selection?]
DerpWaffle DerpWaffle
28 dec 2020
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state [This is your Cheese selection?]
That awkward moment
ad We
when you're telling the
truth but then you smile & no one believes you
That awkward moment ad We when you're telling the truth but then you smile & no one believes you
_TENNIS~
DOUBLES
mthree03 mthree03
17 mar
_TENNIS~ DOUBLES
Anyone been to the new tyre place in town I've had 8 punctures in 2 days
ReDnEcK689 ReDnEcK689
21 sep 2020
Anyone been to the new tyre place in town I've had 8 punctures in 2 days
Hello Kim
Why do I have to be weirdo
Sup
If you weren't a weirdo Kim
would've given you her real phone number.
derpykittie derpykittie
25 sep 2020
Hello Kim Why do I have to be weirdo Sup If you weren't a weirdo Kim would've given you her real phone number.
@Sorah Andersen
KatDuncan KatDuncan
23 sep 2020
@Sorah Andersen
Resident
Evil 3
Cosplay.
Nailed it!
Resident Evil 3 Cosplay. Nailed it!
Captain's Log, Star Date: 44253.7,
Imotekh Imotekh
28 sep 2020
Captain's Log, Star Date: 44253.7,