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    • Gotta keep retards like Dlongfellow out of this great state
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    • I moved to Texas from California but i love guns and police and i voted trump am i welcomed
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    • No fuck off. I'm planning on moving my family from here in AZ to TX because of the same gun laws, zero income tax, great fishing - AND to get further away from the shithole state of CA. Fuckers needa stay in the shit they've created, and not smear it across the country.
      PorkSword 24 oct
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    • Fuck people from califonia, no one wants your shitty politics that ruined your state
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    • No no, please stay there. I moved to San Antonio from Amarillo yeeeears ago. Was awesome, now to many people from cali and Georgia plates. Fkn sucks, people are messing up traffic flow and are changing our cultural ways. Not even the illegal immigrants here are that fkn stupid
      Batman18x 24 oct
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    • Fuck off man, I’m coming as a refugee, not a missionary.
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    • Same thing with Florida but it’s New Yorkers trying to come here. Smh. Then vote the same way and wonder why it’s going to hell
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    • We just need to build a giant wall around California to keep them in there.
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    • Texans:
      Ozlek 24 oct
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    • Fuck everyone from California, they are parasites and should be forced to live in the hell they created. They ruined Blaine county idaho in two years with the same bullshit politics that shut their miserable state down and can’t figure out why everyone hates them. If you are from California fuck you
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    • Californians are a fucking disease that will spread if we don’t stop them
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    • If you move to Texas or Georgia or Arizona or any red state and then vote for Democrats, you are actually stupid
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    • Yeehaw and pass the ammunition.
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    • If your personality is all about politics you will move somewhere to where it fits you. I’m from Los Angeles. I was born here. I have no dem or rep preference and it makes life easy, but I guess ignorance is indeed bliss
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    • I love it how when we bash california all the liberals stay silent but, that means that they will fuck up texas and it's not an secret
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    • Stupid 24 oct
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    • See people would probably be more welcoming if you didn't bring your shitty policies with you
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    • what about conservatives moving to texas? fuck cali
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    • Look I get if you graduate and applied for a job in Texas because your qualified for said job that’s all good and fine but what’s not fine is, don’t move to Texas and start looking for a job. Then your not contributing to the State and where having to deal with your homeless workless ass
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    • Better buy a few more guns before the fucktards start trying to 1984 us again
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    • Legit going to jump a Californian in an ally if I catch them in my state. I’d advise you guys to do the same to protect your state.
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    • this has been maine and massachusetts for decades
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    • No we're good here. Please stay in your state.
      my_broski 24 oct
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    • And Colorado lol
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    • Waiting for every californian to move to texas so I can move to Alaska
      otwOUT 24 oct
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    • Don't go trying to ruin one of my favorite states
      yungmann 24 oct
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    • Sure come on over but don’t bring your dumb ass politics that fucked your state up
      Eggwich 24 oct
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    • Out state capital is literally just a piece of California, it sucks
      The_Truth 24 oct
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    • "Southern Hospitality"
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    • Move to Ohio or some shit, we don’t want you here
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    • None cares for lil ol' Pennsylvania. Which might be a good thing
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    • No actually let’s slowly start dispersing them to the good places, not in large enough numbers to have a huge impact. But so that little by little they will see the truth off things, while we recycle normal people into Cali to fix it. Boom we systematically get rid of Calitards. It’ll just be awhile
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    • Glad to see Texas is becoming shitty and thinks they’re perfect that Californians will stain it. Y’all mad at California because it’s a powerhouse unlike most US states
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    • California refugees welcome, California missionaries fuck off
      4FR33D0M 24 oct
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    • Please Texas stay the fuck outta Montana and Wyoming I’ve been seeing to many of your white trash here in my beautiful states
      Legalnoon 24 oct
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    • Here’s what I don’t get. Why would people give up this pleasant, temperate climate to go live in the literal sweaty armpit of the United States?
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    • I’m a minority from California coming to fuck white Texan girls and there isn’t a thing you can do about it
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    • As a Texan I can confirm fuck California.
      mr25277 24 oct
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    • Stay on your side until it goes off into the water libbys
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    • As a resident of Massachusetts I can assure you Californians do not look at Texas like that they look at Texas and think what the f*** those m************ have guns.
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    • Yo don’t hate on the silent red in Cali. There’s actually a lot of us that are stuck in the state without the income to leave. Trust me, I hate the politics and people here, but my entire coastal town is a red town, with gun toating rednecks. Plus it’s beautiful here. But fuck the people
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    • Funny California’s say the same thing about Republicans, that their trying to turn Cali into their number one red state like Alabama.
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    • Puns, your having this problem right?
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    • Why this whole app care so much about politics when I’m willing to bet all y’all are weebs who don’t shower
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    • Welcome to Ununited States Of America.
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    • I just wanna live in Texas because fuck Cali emissions laws. I can’t even ship certain parts here because of the dumb Carb shit.
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    • It's like cancer spreading
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    • Legitimate question...can I buy a house there with 50k-60k down cause that doesn’t do shit in LA
      Tcherie 25 oct
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    • We’re coming guys...hold ur state open open for us lol
      Tcherie 25 oct
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    • As a Cali dude I rlly dgaf about voting and shit, I just wanna move cuz of the house pricing and gun laws. Yall can vote for what yall like i just want me an AR-15
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    • Literally nobody but Texans like texas... not even californians... you're 2nd worst to california, hope y'all realize that.
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    • Props to whoever made this. That is PERFECT
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    • I’m from California and been living in Texas almost all my life, but I will gladly take on all you yee ha bitches while playing California love while smoking a joint straight from California
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    • No let me in i was banished here for trying to start the 10th crusade please help me i want my freedom i need it help me help me i am trapped in this hell
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    • texas is a shithole
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    • That’s what happens when you destroy a state with shitty politics and programs. California drove up prices on everything, taxes are shit, gas prices have to be the worst in the country, food is expensive, and people want out. That’s what that leftists bullshit does. Your state is next...
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    • In California, making 30 an hour is a struggle, in the midwest, it'll get you a huge ass property, no neighbors, and a 20 mile drive to Walmart.
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    • Too bad you couldn’t do the same with the Mexicans turning your state blue
      Gifs 25 oct
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    • the coloradans are on your side texas. but only if y’all stop moving here too
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    • Austin is libtard paradise
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    • just found out i’m living in the most hated state yet it’s also the second most happy, y’all just hate us cuz you anus
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    • I’m from California and I’m moving to Texas. I’m doing it so I can be a Texan, and not a Californian in Texas
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    • If you move to Texas, become a Texan. Otherwise, stay away
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    • They're actually running an add campaign out here recruiting people to move to Texas.
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    • The last few years or so Californians have been moving to my town left and fucking right. The crime rates have gone up significantly and finding jobs is ridiculous. We're full. Please stay where you're at
      chilihole 24 oct
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    • Hmm, I live in California and I don't know anyone who wants to move to Texas, y'all are so full of yourselves
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    • Why do y’all want to come to our state though, go fuck up something else for once
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    • See, I'm leaving California, not to bring the issues with me. But to leave them behind. I just wanna have my guns and live my life. One brisket at a time.
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    • I have lived in Texas, California, and Maryland and all you guys hate on California. I personally thought it was the best of the three if you don’t talk to all the blue haired crazy people. Like it’s not bad but ok.
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    • I've heard that this is actually a big problem for Texans
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    • Arizona doesn’t want you either. Stay in California.
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    • Can confirm I'm a yeehaw boy and this post is accurate.
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    • Texas is just as bad as cali
      ToastBoi1 24 oct
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    • It's great seeing everyone throw a fit over people moving into there state, what the hell is Texas culture, yall swear liking guns is a character trait
      Data_ 24 oct
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    • Califuckians fucking up non liberal states is the beginning of the retard crusade
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    • i gonna get out of this godforsaken state soon and not bring any of the commie shit with me
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    • Fuck off commies we're full
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    • Dear fellow Californians: Texas is shit. Do not move all the way out to Texas. Move to Oregon. Thank you.
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    • Nah, Fuck That, Texas Isn't A Ni
      4Pep 24 oct
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    • In 40 years when Californians turn Texas into a liberal shit hole all the conservatives will move to California and fix it up. Then all the liberals will move back there and the cycle will repeat
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    • You guys it’s not the people that make California suck you silly geese, CA is made up of so many parts with so many types, because YOU motherfuckers moved here first. The politicians are your enemies you dumbasses not the citizens trying to escape them
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    • Wait till the Somalian invasion.
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    • Fuck you Californians STAY OUT!
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    • I'm a Texan trying my best to get out to my gf in California. Maybe run for local office and actually give them some common sense.
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    • Tell that to Ben Shapiro
      jk10296 24 oct
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    • I wonder if Texans realize that Californians aren't even aware of/don't care about this bitter hatred they have
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    • Dude im a victim of dumbass politics i hate it thats why i moved to the south goddamn
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    • The__Big__Texan block me if you're gonna delete my comment pussy. All I said was that Texans bitch. I also forgot to mention that Texans are fragile and cry whenever someone says something negative about Texas too. Go ahead and block me
      LapRocket 24 oct
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    • Dude I’ve never every heard anyone from California say they want to go to texas.
      woodhorse 24 oct
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    • Isn’t Texas buying a bullet train from Japan? Texas is the future
      silk__ 24 oct
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    • I just want to move to a state that has fantastic gun laws, low housing cost, opportunities, and away from all the retarded shit. My contract ends pretty soon, and I refuse to go back to Philadelphia.
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    • See a lot of Texans I've seen post about these memes said Californians as a whole aren't the problem its the ones who want california policies in Texas that are a problem
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    • Texans keep complaining as if they're proportionally getting flooded by californians more than any other state
      CVPI 24 oct
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    • SFArchive 24 oct
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    • I'm from california and plan on moving to Tennessee. I solemnly swear to leave California culture behind. I will only ever vote right wing. Fuck california I hate it
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