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    • Its a defense mechanism that literally kills them in the process
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          • Because they rot
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            • Bruh, they doin that to get laid. Dont even act like you aint done some shit for the pussy.
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              • Wait...that means the reekfish in Twilight Princess was down to smash some hottie lady fish when Link tore it from his home just to save Hyrule like some fuckin’ asshole.
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                • Wait.... I thought those were two different types of salmon
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                    • They turn red because they stop eating and their body starts comsuming parts of itself for energy.
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                      • You know you want to...FOLLOW THE OINKSTER
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                        • Then it dies.... literally they just wash up in river banks
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                          • So you tellin me this fish has an evolution in real life? Shit i thought they were whole different fish
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                            • Salmon niggas be like
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                              • Men eh!?
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                                • Leichzeit
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                                  • Same
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                                    • That’s just a chinook and a sockeye
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                                      • Turns into the Fuckmaster 5000
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                                        • It's because they are dying from the lack of salt in the water.
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                                          • It looks like a kokanee salmon but I think a lot of fish look the same
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                                                  • who doesn’t do that amiright
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                                                    • Kaio-Ken x 10
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                                                        • Is it just me or are the iNigga comments not freaking working
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                                                            • Top ones chinook salmon bottoms sockeye you uncultured swine
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                                                              • Humpy and sockeye fishing are wear its at
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                                                                • Thank god the magic school bus
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                                                                  • they also get really fucking nasty teeth cause they’re fighting over territory. it’s also the worst time to catch and eat them cause their flesh is literally rotting off their bones until they die
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                                                                    • They turn colors because they’re basically decaying.
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                                                                      • On Lake Ontario they come in the creeks red and turn black then white as they die spawning more fish
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                                                                        • Blue balls so bad he's about to pop a vessel
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                                                                              • Minecraft fish are horny
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                                                                                • Ahhhh autumn: get the absolute shit beat out of them by rocks
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                                                                                  • The spawning looks like a fucking graboid
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                                                                                    • Then it fucken DIES
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                                                                                      • And then dies after fucking
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                                                                                        • They're called humpies
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                                                                                          • Jekyl and Hyde type shit
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                                                                                            • When they turn red like that, they’re actually starting to rot alive
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                                                                                                • Well now I know that it’s Autumn in RDR2
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                                                                                                  • That’s gotta be two different kinds. No way is it a seasonal morph
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                                                                                                    • So there’s not two different kinds of salmon? I thought they were two different breeds
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                                                                                                      • That's how salmon work
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                                                                                                        • Does that mean all the salmon in Minecraft is horny af
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                                                                                                          • Don't forget their mouth turns so curved they no longer can eat
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                                                                                                            • Wheres the funny?
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                                                                                                              • Explains alot about women..
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                                                                                                                • Oh my god I just realized what botw did
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                                                                                                                  • Forgot the funny
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                                                                                                                    • Those are two different types of salmon. One is king and the other is chinook
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                                                                                                                      • I thought salmon always looked like their spawning form
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                                                                                                                        • The salmon in Minecraft are always fucking
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                                                                                                                            • Kool aid man
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                                                                                                                              • On a side note, they probably don't know they change color, they might just think everyone else does
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                                                                                                                                • Those ain’t two different cats?
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                                                                                                                                  • What tf is going on?
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                                                                                                                                    • They die after spawning and don't go back to the ocean. They turn into what we call maluksuks and its basically a zombie salmon
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                                                                                                                                      • That fish is brown
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                                                                                                                                        • Yea wtf
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                                                                                                                                          • I too grow a hump
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                                                                                                                                            • I hate whenever I hear that when I walk into a room
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                                                                                                                                              • Alaska gets it 🌝👌 It’s a mood
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                                                                                                                                                • Reekfish
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                                                                                                                                                    • Kokanee salmon?
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                                                                                                                                                      • Ok but why hasn’t this been made into a Pokémon yet?(maybe it has I just don’t remember)
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                                                                                                                                                        • Sockeye salmon ni🅱️🅱️as be like
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                                                                                                                                                          • Actually only certain species of salmon turn red most others turn black but do go through a semi red faze or just skip it completely
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                                                                                                                                                            • Don't eat the red ones, they're basically rotting away
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                                                                                                                                                                • This is actually called a sockeye salmon or more commonly known as a red salmon they are incredibly great swimmers and can even swim up waterfalls they migrate around the world and go back to the same pond where they were born to lay their eggs and die
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Rdr2 salmon are always dtf
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Time to swim upstream and get to fuckin!!1!1
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Also grow claws on its face
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                                                                                                                                                                        • So does that mean Minecraft salmon are horny %100 of the time?
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                                                                                                                                                                          • I just remembered that's what the salmans in Splatoon 2 look like. Squid kids are getting attacked by horny fish.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • And then die.
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                                                                                                                                                                              • those arent different breeds?
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Salmon/steel head on a fly are fun to catch. Fish On!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • sammen time
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • I thought they always looked like the bottom pic
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Only the male salmon look like this in the fall
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Spawning
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • It’s that goddamn freshwater drug they be injecting into their brains nowadays. Kids, I swear
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • is that salmon?
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • I laughed alot more than I should've
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Not to mention the mouth twists into a hpok that makes it impossible to eat anymore
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Two different types of salmon
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • And then they fucking die what absolute chads
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Thats truly some big dick energy!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              • would been funnier if it read “...i gotta... ffffFFFFUCK!...”
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