• "aa; would you take me to the beach?
Michael Tamborello ê
Replying to @actuallyemmyy
Looks like you're already on the
beach
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    • I’m not at the beach. This is a bathtub
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    • Sorry. You're not supposed to leave plastic at the beach
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    • Those look like the fakest tits I have ever seen
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    • She is putting to much plastic in the ocean
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    • I want to have as much faith in the human race as she has in those bikini straps.
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    • I see you don’t have a lifeguard at your beach
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    • Look at the lungs on her, she could be a scuba diver
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    • Michael Tambore:
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    • Where are the straps? Are they one atom thick?
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    • She is wearing more makeup than a Korean boy band.
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    • Michael
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    • My boi Mike ain’t fallin for hoes
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    • brony 19 jun
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    • there’s already too much plastic in the ocean
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    • These chubby girls pretending that chubby tits and chubby ass are the same ass nice tits and a nice ass.
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    • Curie 19 jun
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    • No cause you’re a whore
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    • Nerfurder 18 jun
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    • AirplaneFact!: Planes are commonly seen doing skywriting at the beach!!
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    • No, no he’s got a point
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    • Honestly I wouldn't lol she ain't that hot to me
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    • What's the point of going to the beach if you going in the water? Bitch be still carrying 20lbs of make-up
      itzelda 18 jun
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    • Her chesticles are plastic. We should really clean up our beaches. There's trash everywhere.
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    • She looks so depressed thottism is really getting to her
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    • wheezler 19 jun
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    • This isnt the beach, we're in my bathtub
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    • I thought it was illegal to litter on the beach? Yeesh throw that plastic out before it chokes something
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    • No because you look extremely high maintenance and like a dick magnet and nobody wants a dick magnet for a girlfriend.
      swempley 18 jun
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    • I would but there is already enough plastic in the ocean
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    • No. I put beached whales back in the ocean.
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    • Man I haven't been to the beach in years.
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    • I would feel bad taking her to the beach when she looks like she prefers the streets
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    • No, one night stand, thats all
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    • Why is her chest doing that? It looks like she’s wearing something on her chest to make them ridiculous
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    • Id like to take Michael to the beach instead
      Khukuri 18 jun
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    • I wouldn’t like to leave plastic at the beach so no
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    • Uh no guys. She’s making me think about sex before marriage
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    • KiIIAllCops
      I'm a female and i just wanted to let all of you men know that it's okay for you to show feeling. I actually think it's kinda hot
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    • Smartass level 1000000
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    • Hrng Fat Dommy mommy Milkers, *jaw drops to the floor*, b-b-boobies?!?!, well I’ll be damned. *cum flows from my cock*
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    • Who wears makeup to the beach? Wtf
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    • Take u to the streets. Where u belong
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    • My man Micheal is a player
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    • Full face of makeup for the beach?
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    • Who wear that much makeup to the beach? I bet she goes for pictures and leaves before she gets a sun burn or a tan
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    • Nasty gold digging thot with implants lmao
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    • Didnt women used to get burned at the stake for shit like this? Lets bring that back
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    • So what...all of you saw the woman, immediately got offended, and posted how this was "porn", and missed the punchline?
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    • Yeah id probably fuck you then whore you out for money
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    • I'd bring the beach to her tits in the form of a tidal wave of frothy ejaculate
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    • Yes Emmy, I would. Is that what you wanted to hear?
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    • (Hot chick pic/barely meme featured on ifunny) closeted homosexual: REEEEEEEEEEEEE PORN ISSNT FUNNNYNYREEEEEEE
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    • Her boobs are so fake
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    • GonkDroid 18 jun
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    • Michaels an idiot. She used the hypothetical word “would” which implies someone else took here and she is asking if she wasnt there, would YOU be the one to take her. Stupid old man.
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    • *insert primordial mommy milkers comment*
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    • Fake those tits are paid actors
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    • No I would not. I dont need every piece of shit guy staring at you just cause you need attention. Whore
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    • Good observation Michael, thank you
      DonDoland 18 jun
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    • Thot destroyed
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    • I'd take her to church and get her into a pew to start worshipping so that she can change her life forever by having lesbian sex in a church pew.
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    • She doesn’t even need to swim
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    • Yes, and then I would just absolutely fuck the shit out of you on the beach. Just pile drive my throbbing man meat deep into your sandy abyss of a pussy and make big cums. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!? Huh!? YOU WHORE! Is that what you fucking want!?
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    • How does she not break her back.
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    • Dressed like that? Fuck no
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    • I would lick sand off of her anus. So yes. I would take her to the beach.
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    • I’d take her to beach, bury myself in the sand then have her bury herself with me cover us in sand, and then we’d FUCK until one of us DIES
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    • Careful, your tits might melt in that heat
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    • Looks like she is a beach
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    • you can’t fool Michael Tamborello.
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    • Ay I just left the beach
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    • Micheal is with the shits
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