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I am a drug combination expert. You want to
see what it's like as the opposite sex for 3
hours? What being kissed by God feels like.
You want the infinite experience if freedom?
Knowledge of yourself? Eroticism that
incinerates you? A simple good time?
Forgetfulness? I'm your man
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this guy created mcafee antivirus and then went
completely off the rails. like absolute chaos. he got
super rich, moved to Belize, was suspected of
murdering his neighbor, fled Belize, had his location
accidentally leaked by a Vicejournalist who was with
him Imfao, was apprehended in Guatemala, faked
not one but two heart attacks while in custody to buy
time for his lawyer, was deported back to the US, and
then ran for president as a libertarian
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    • His idea of mcafee was protecting his brain from viruses. Once he made it he was no longer protected
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    • A man of many talents
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    • That's Robert California
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    • Guys the most important things is missing, he pays Filipino women to shit in his mouth on a hammock no joke look it up
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    • He also has a fetish of girls shitting in his mouth no lie google that shit there is an interview with one of the girls lol
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    • How can you not include that the dude would pay thousands to prostitutes to sit in hammocks all day and shit in his mouth.
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    • Didn’t he have women shit into his mouth through a hammock? I’m not even making this up.
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    • Upvote if you want more John Mulaney meme templates
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    • Watch the documentary on his belize shenanigans. He pretty much takes over a small town
      4champ 2 jun
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    • His neighbor also murdered all five of his pet dogs. I say his death was pretty fair and well deserved
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    • Wait... I want to know what it's like being the opposite sex.
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    • Chaotic chaotic
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    • He actualy hates what mcafee has become. He openly shits on it.
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    • Vaysum 2 jun
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    • Watch the documentary on Netflix he was literally a farcry villain
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    • If this isn’t enough to convince you, he has a YouTube channel explaining his escapades while surrounded by copious amounts of drugs and prostitutes
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    • His neighbor poisoned his 9 dogs and then an “intruder” broke into his neighbors house and tased and shot him in the head. Chaotic Good
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    • bkmtex 2 jun
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    • I wanna know more about the drug combination expertise
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    • Yea “crazy” doesn’t come to close to describing McAfee. That dude had his own posey of hoes and armed gunmen with him at all times. He had a hammock with a hole in it where he would have hookers shit out of said hole right into his mouth below. He also smuggled a lot of synthetic drugs from China-
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    • He also had girls lay on a mesh hammock and shit into his mouth while laid under said hammock.
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    • Anyone else wanna know what it’s like as the opposite sex for an hour or two? ... just me?
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    • He also had girls take shits on his chest through a special hammock their asses hung through while he laid underneath and got blasted. Legend
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    • Are we not going to mention the whale sex club he joined?
      Got_Wifi 2 jun
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    • If there's a combination that'll give me a stand then sign me the fuck up
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    • He’s running for President in 2020 not to win but to advertise bitcoin
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    • I’ve felt some of these things just by taking a couple dab hits then drinking... I literally felt like a god floating above everyone but I was just sitting on the recliner staring into space crossfaded af
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    • I like how people still refer to McAfee as an “antivirus” software lmao
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    • Very curious about the whole gender swap for 3 hours...for research, of course
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    • Wait I wanna know what it's like to be the opposite sex
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    • Dont forget that hes been evading taxes for years, and announced his candidacy for president for 2020 while being hunted by the federal government
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    • He also paid several woman in Belize to literally shit into his mouth and on him. There's a documentary about it
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    • He also paid for all the computers for the government of Belize while he was living there and planted spyware. He then proceeded to take down corruption in Belize with the information and has had to live in an armed facility because he believes the Belize government is trying to kill him.
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    • His profile picture is Joseph Joestar
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    • We really should pay more attention to the libertarian party
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    • Some builds of mcafee are considered malware which is super funny
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    • He also paid women to shit in his mouth, google it...
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    • If you think that’s crazy, look up life of Earnest Hemingway by Randy on YouTube. This fucker is absolutely nuts
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    • There is a documentary on Netflix about him. He’s a super smart guy arguably con man. I did a report on him for school. Would have voted for him too if he got the nom in 2016
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    • I wanna see what it’s like as the opposite sex, but does that mean I have to experience a period? Or being bitchy and annoying? Getting pregnant? Not being able to drive?............nvm I changed my mind
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    • Okay but I wanna know what drug he was talking about.
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    • That fucking antivirus is so expensive and it gives me constant reminders to update it for like 90 bucks which is super annoying despite that I already have ANOTHER ANTIVIRUS
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    • What was the drug combination though
      kartmane 2 jun
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    • There’s more: while he was in South America he used to pay Women to shit through the holes in a hammock while he would lie underneath and open his mouth. This is in a documentary with the women who did it. He’s also on the run again, and is running in the 2020 election
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    • I’ll take Eroticism that incinerates me for 500
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    • Trump is okay but really next time around we should really put McAfee in the White House for actual lulz.
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    • Oh and no joke he pays women to shit on him through a special hammock he designed
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    • I def wouldn’t want to change gender, but seeing what life feels like as a woman for three hours sounds interesting
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    • They forgot to mention his goal in life now is to prevent people from ever using Mcafee sofwate cause what Intel done to it. And the one time his Balize home was under surveillance he was able to sneak in, make a sandwich and back out.
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    • This guy is a main character
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    • And he has native belize girls shit into his mouth through a hammock it true look it up
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    • As this man's legit cousin he's a disgrace to my family
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    • Is that john mulaney?
      k_Doggy 4 jun
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    • Has more BDE than Manhattan here
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    • The Real Robert California
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    • What bizarre lives people lead
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    • Google mcafee how to uninstall video. Thank me later.
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    • Or when he swore he would castrate himself if bitcoin didnt reach 1 million in a year
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    • He's got my vote
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    • Sounds like qualification to me. He has my vote
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    • “Deported back to the us” never though I’d see that lmfao
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    • Mcafee fucking sucks, literally the worse program for protection
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    • I kinda want to know some of those drug combinations g
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    • This guy would seriously pay women to sit on hammock and have them shit in his mouth wtffffffffff
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    • Lets not forget he claims to have fucked a whale. His company created the viruses his software stoped, and if bitcoin doesn’t hit 100k soon he has pledged to cut off his own dick
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    • his YouTube video on how to uninstall McAfee is hilarious
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    • The neighbor killed his dog. The Shits justified, anyone who doesn’t believe that can go speak to John Wick and try to come back alive.
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    • Lmfao is that lmaos brother
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    • And he's a pedophile
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    • For a second I thought it said McCafé antivirus
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    • If y'all want to go more into depth about his little escapades, there's a video on YouTube by these guys called Internet Today
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    • I also believe he paid for women to shit on top of him.
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    • Dont forget the scat fetish
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    • Can we get back to those drug combos tho
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    • Most relatable libertarian candidate in years
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    • Mcaffee is a shitty antivirus but John Mcaffee is a legend
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    • And his fuckin pfp on Twitter is a god damn jojo reference
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    • I dont always go off the rails, but when I do its on a crazy train
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    • Kissed by God? No, but maybe some heavy petting with Mary Magdalene
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    • Got my vote
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    • Of fucking course Vice would leak his location. Fucking loose lipped peices of shit live for drama at other peoples expense.
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    • He also wanted chicks to poop through a hole in a hammock into his mouth...this guys a whack job
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    • Pretty sure he also had ladies shit on him. He’d lie under a hammock and have them do it. Heard about that on YourMomsHouse podcast.
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    • Thats not even all of it either
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    • WHATS THE COMBOS
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    • He lives very close to me in a mansion in tn
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    • He created an antivirus that does not work under any circumstances and then went crazy. What a life.
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    • But what are the drugs?
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    • McAfee keeps telling me I have a problem because I dont have McAfee installed
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    • Still cant get rid of Mcafee off my computer, a damn genious
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    • I thought this was a writing prompt but it's just a wackjob.
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    • in 3 years some fucker in Netflix is gonna make a movie about it
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    • what are the drug combinations tho
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    • He does all this stuff because he regrets creating the company and does anything to ruin the name
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