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    • You’ve trained your penis to cum in 30 seconds, because you fap like that dude that had to get one in before dying in Pompeii, you’ve gotta take your time “edging” get to the brink of cuming and stop, no touchy till your no longer about to cum, then fap and repeat. Like so others can be educated.
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    • That’s why you beat her just so you can at least be satiated
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    • Guys I got a gf yesterday, and I’m very happy rn
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    • Few quick pro tips : 1 DONT FUCK AT THE SPEEDS OF A JACKRABBIT be fluid and have a rhythm. 2 stop of you need too and find a new position gives you time to get back down. 3 be confident, years of watching porn have trained you. You just have to believe in yourself
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    • This comment section taught me more about sex in 2 minutes than health class ever did
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    • I became so desensitized after masturbating so much for so long, and so rough, that when i had sex the first3 times, i couldnt get into it cause of how the tissue was softer than how i could beat my meat. Best medicine for that is refrain from fapping for about two weeks and then take it slow
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    • I last longer when I’m with a girl than with my hand. Ol’ righty knows how to treat me well.
      MyBad 8 aug
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    • Woman generally don't really care how long you last, it's just a matter of how you make them feel. Even if you finish first, you can still please her later in diffrent ways. Unless she's a grade A bitch, phycopath, or cheating on you, she won't ever bring it up again. #BrakingGirlCodeToHelpGuys
      Blitz65 7 aug
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    • I couldn’t nut with any girl that gave my head before my current. Bitch pulled the double hand twist gawk gawk 3000 and I busted in her throat.
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    • Lasting forever is actually kind of a curse...
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    • No matter how much you jack it, pussy is a whole different feeling, and you will very likely nut super quickly
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    • Actually the opposite happened for me. I was so used to masturbating that I was unable to finish at all and she felt sad and it made me sad she was sad.
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    • Because you never felt love from your screen and your girl truly cares for you and that honestly does turn on a lot of guys and makes it quick
      human117 9 aug
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    • I have the opposite most times I can’t even finish it takes to long
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    • I've never had sex because I use this app
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    • Cause you did it wrong your supposed to edge.
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    • Tip: if you anticipate having sex, jack off before you go on a date, you are less likely to nut ao quickly.
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    • I take it as a compliment when he cums fast, but damn what I would do for a good 30 minutes of pounding
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    • Wrong cuz your iron grip made pussy feel loose and now you can’t cum at all
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    • lol when I first started having sex my poor dick had been so abused by my hand that I just didn't cum.
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    • That’s cause you nut with your heart when it’s your girl and you’re not used to that
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    • Actually a lot of the time it results in the opposite. The person might have trouble reaching orgasm or even maintaining an erection because the stimulus is so much different than what they've been conditioned to.
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    • This is honestly embarrassing to say but I finally got s gf and I think I’ve beat off so many times my dick is just numb cuz I last lik 2 hours in bed now.
      Luckey 7 aug
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    • Ok, so after years of jacking it to porn, now when my girlfriend give me handies it takes fucking forever to cum cuz I’m so used to the visual stimulation of porn, IVE CURSED MYSELF BOIS
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    • The fapping could be part of why you dont last long. You've gotten in the habit of nutting quick
      Billothy 7 aug
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    • If you aren’t edging then wtf are you even doing down there
      Milkky 7 aug
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    • Do all you other guys really have a hard time lasting? I mean I’ve only had sex twice and both of those times I didn’t cum cuz I got bored and stopped
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    • This is NOTHING like the simulations
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    • I used to jerk off about once a day now I don’t really don’t do it anymore like maybe once or twice a week now
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    • I feel attacked at a molecular level
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    • When I was younger my dumbass though it was a good idea to see how long I could hold back nutting for...( Coming close and stopping and repeat) and well I kept going and going and going till the point where when I actually nutted I nutted so much and with such force I hit the bathroom ceiling
      np11756 7 aug
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    • If your girlfriend/boyfriend cant make you cum but you're still attracted by them, it's not them. Theres a thing called a death grip where your genitals gets so used to the way you masturbate that your nerves
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    • Dude I go soft smashing my girlfriend, some hoes think they can just lay there and do nothing all day and then say there good in bed. Like yeah you lay on your back like every other girl, super boring ladies, don’t do it
      scu_ 7 aug
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    • Don't flex or stretch ya legs or your dicks muscles, just relax down there and it'll be a little bit longer
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    • I kinda masturbated to much when i didnt have a gf and now it’s really hard to cum while having sex
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    • Cumbrain
      Boomer 7 aug
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    • I think my porn addiction made it hard for me to get hard w girls. I can Jack off alot and get hard easy but with actual sex cant keep it up
      candiddz 7 aug
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    • Use a condom problem solved
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    • The first time me and my girlfriend had sex we last almost 2 hours. The second time I finished on the second stroke
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    • I last too long trust me it sucks she's sore and already came three times and I'm still going for the first
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    • I would jack off a lot and when I first had sex I lasted like 5 to 10 minutes I was proud
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    • I mean I’m the opposite I’ll beat my meat like a fuckin butcher and nut in 2 minutes but when I’m actually having sex I last longer than I’d expect like a whole 3 minutes!
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    • Dont be a one pump chump then
      sturges 7 aug
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    • U gotta jack off b4 u fuck to last longer
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    • The fastest I nut in a girl was about 26 seconds. Beat that chumps.
      Yatsuto 11 aug
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    • I have the opposite issue. Done jerked off so much I can’t cum from my wife. It’s real tough for her and upsets her sometimes, which makes me feel like shit.
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    • Tip. Lower your expectations because you're going to be disappointed. Sex is nice but it's not as good as you think it'll be. Also foreplay is super important so don't forget that.
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    • Girl here: sometimes we like it A LOT when youre fast. we got shit to do.
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    • when i fap for sure 30 secs but when i bone its more like 15-30 mins, i dont get it cuz by the time im bout to cum im cramping and im thinking "please god let this be over with the effort was not worth the reward, let me go back to waisting kids on my stomach and ill gladly go to hell."
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    • I can’t even get an election half the time because of porn. Lol
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    • It’s not training at all. You hand doesn’t feel like a vag.
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    • Eat a roast beef sandwich while she plays with herself, then revive the peen. Round 2 will turn her into a powerful geyser of sweet feminine fluids. You’ll likely drown before you nut a 2nd time, but you’ll satisfy her.
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    • You have dishonored the nut acadamy
      ThANoSL 7 aug
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    • If it makes you feel better, you are in a way superior to those who last longer because there is 0 evolutionary benefits to lasting longer during sex
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    • I masturbated so much that it’s really hard for me to cum, porn addiction isn’t a joke my dudes
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    • Opposite for me. I basically destroyed my ability to cum in anything but my hand. I fucked my gf for the first time and quit after 3 hours cause I had massive blue balls.
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    • Actually jerking off everyday makes it harder to cum when having actual sex so if you find the fine line between lasting forever and not being able to cum at all or just like an hour+ you’ll be a god in the sack
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    • Ha! what a fucking loser, he has a girlfriend. Real men have deep depression
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    • Ok bruh no shit I used to fap a lot and now that I’m with my chick I can’t even cum sometimes cause it takes so long
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    • But fr, beating your meat too much can mess things up. My gf was having a hard time making me nut, and it messed with a self-confidence.
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    • Weird tip. To train yourself to last longer, when your about to ejaculate just stop. Don't. Its torture to yourself as your giving yourself blue balls but over time you'll notice you can last much longer. Your GF/Wife will thank you.
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    • If you fap to cum quickly, of course that will happen. If you had fap practiced to not cum, you'll be able to drive her wild for hours. Take a lesson young virgins.
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    • Jerk off an hour before sex. You'll last longer but not be completely drained.
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    • Because you fap with speed and vigor not stamina and endurance, you've spent your time training to nut in 30 seconds
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    • You have to fap maybe 30 minutes before sex then you'll last long
      Titz 7 aug
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    • Real talk my first time I thought it was going to be like that but then it took me like an hour and my GF got real insecure about it. Turns out I was just nervous
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    • Yo I whack it all the time and I got great stamina with the ladies but sometimes my dick just shuts down after a lil while, could that be nervousness or a symptom of a bigger issue
      GotDam47 7 aug
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    • Ha i do sex too
      Juan_57 7 aug
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    • It is all fun and games until you got erectile dysfunction from your porn addiction
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    • At least you talk to her, for all I know mine is avoiding me like the black plague.
      fick_ 7 aug
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    • Drink hella milk and water
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    • I just use a flashlight and my oculus rift
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    • thats like playing against bots in CSGO or something then going into a competitive match. all the training in the world will never really prepare you for the real thing.
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    • When you train to sprint, don’t be upset when you come first
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    • Honestly I'm afraid of that. I take about an hour to 2 hrs jacking off but I'm scared I'll last like 2 minutes with a girl
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    • I bet 80% of iFunny users are virgins
      HotShit 7 aug
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    • Yeah but like all u gotta do is hold that shit in for as long as u can and u start gradually being able to go longer for 30-45sec each time
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    • Just cum in her and pull out on round 2
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    • Boys boys. They make condoms and other products specifically for this. Go do some research and get ready to last forever
      ct1227 11 aug
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    • My first time I couldnt nut.. Porn is really toxic for your sex life
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    • It takes me a minimum of a half hour. Take your time boys
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    • Some girls take it as a compliment if you nut quickly though
      Denizen_ 11 aug
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    • Hey it’s better than going hours without busting. Trust me
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    • I beat my meat for 7 hours straight and it was impossible to finish cause my hand was cramping up. I learned if you do it to rid of your erection, then you decide to do a marathon of beating your meat after, you'll last long. A friend of mine told me that she dated a guy who beat his meat before...
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    • Y'all like for real I've beat my dick so much I can cum from sex and its confusing
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    • I have a weird kind of performance anxiety where I do stay hard, I just can’t cum. Seemingly convenient, until your partner feels like you’re not into them or like they’re not fulfilling your needs since they can’t make you cum
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    • It's because it's a new and different feeling compared to fapping
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    • Nah bro I wish, I have the opposite problem where I can’t cum for like 45 to 60 min and it’s ass
      MXXXI 8 aug
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    • Me after going through a break up and having withdrawal symptoms:
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    • It’s sexy when men bust nuts fast.
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    • I only do it once every other day, or every other other day but I take an hour and a half. It's one hell of an hour and a half.
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    • It's hard for me to cum from my girl. When I masturbated I used my hand with a death grip and that's why it's a challenge for me and the reason I'm resisting masterbation
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