• When she rubs your belly at night
and says it's sexy but calls you a
fat fuck whenever y'all argue
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    • If a girl says she likes your gut she just likes you and is trying to make you feel better about yourself.
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    • I'm 6'2 and was almost 260 last year. got my shit hella together and am down to 210. Hoping to hit 200 by at least the end of the year!
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    • Hillary is a fat fuck
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    • Get abs. Women can only offer their ass and tits, maybe a cute face. You have an entire sculpted body of muscle. You’re rarer if you put in the work.
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    • I don't care how bad the fight is. I'm never shaming my dude in any way, shape, or form. It's not worth the future heartache based off only temporary feelings.
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    • If your girl insults you personally when y'all argue, you need to leave that shit. Unless the argument specifically about your weight, she shouldn't even bring that shit up. I wish I could say to just not argue, and talk things out civilly, but unfortunately not very many people see it that way(1/2)
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    • This dude is shaped like a melting jelly bean
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    • DJ Kahled more like DJ Salad amirite guys?
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    • Skrunky 22 jun
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    • I like meat on a guy, but not that much meat. I like to be comfortably weighed down, not crushed to death
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    • I have muscle not for girls but so I can hit people who wrong me harder
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    • Yea if your s/o insults you personally when you argue then you need to leave them. No one deserves that shit, I don’t care how mad you are at someone
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    • My last gf told me a dad bod is better than a ripped dude because they’re more comfortable to lay on
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    • Fact: in our society women are allowed to have sexual preference based on the height and weight of a man no questions asked, but if a man says he wouldn’t date an overweight woman, he’s seen as a dickhead and misogynist.
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    • I actually prefer skinny or dad bod type over muscles and abs like idk it’s good to have strong muscles but I don’t like the “I just took 100mg steroids.” Look
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    • Another relationship meme? 🤢🤮
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    • Dude dont lick his wife pussy.
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    • Bigger guys are a lot nicer to hug 😊
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    • I don’t have a body type, I just don’t want someone who isn’t willing to put in effort in their body. I don’t expect peak physical fitness I just don’t wanna end up as a caretaker of a 600 pound dude.
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    • Footage 22 jun
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    • She doesn’t mean it. She’s just saying that to hurt you so she can win the argument. Keep your head up king
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    • Dear guys: if she likes you then she likes you as a whole. Everyone has a lil fluff they don't want but if she is using it to humiliate you then leave her manipulative a$$ because she's trying to make you dependent on the "good times" while simultaneously making the bad
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    • Not gonna lie, I'm a big girl. I ain't obese, but I definetly have rolls and a belly. But my guy swears up and down that he thinks I'm sexy, and that 'bigger is better.' Its so weird, because I want to believe him, but I'm just so...not used to guys liking my body, I guess?
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    • And everyone’s diabetes goes up! And it stays there!
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    • fr im looking for a big guy to cuddle with
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    • My bf is a little on the chubby side and he keeps bringing it up like I hate him for it. I told him that I'm not with him for his looks but for his heart and for how much he loves me, I also tell him that on the plus side I think he's very cute and handsome
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    • Hey how do I lose weight? I've been eating healthier and exercising but it hasn't been working. So I decided to just not eat. I haven't eaten in about 6 days. Is there a better way to do it?
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    • How tf do people gain weight. For months I’ve been eating 6 meals a day each pretty sizable in an attempt to gain a anything but I’m still incredibly skinny. Anyone have any advice? I’ve been working out periodically but really just want to gain some weight to not be skin and bone.
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    • Even his shorts like bro I gotta go
      Raymar 22 jun
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    • Big tummy is cute and sexy. Shut the fuck up, all of you
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    • Another one
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    • This project Cain shit is extremely annoying. Go visit the horse sitting on my page to escape all this bullshit
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    • That’s because women lie
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    • My bf has a belly but I like it and it's a good pillow. I wouldn't insult it because ik what it's like to be put down for looks or weight. Women that do this shit are toxic af
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    • Just remember, it's all about the cock anyways
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    • Need me a big belly boi 😩
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    • You can fuck his belly button
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    • Fat is not sexy. It just isnt. And dont be ome of those im not fat im thicc morons. If you thicc you THICC. And if you are unsure you are probubly just fat.
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    • I love big belly's. There cute ^-^
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    • I weigh 210, I’m 16 and I’m 5’10, honestly I wish to lose more weight and tone up my stomach but a lot of girls have told me that I’m fine the way I am? Like tf does that mean
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    • I prefer chunky dudes and skinny dudes. I just like people that I like
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    • guys don’t have to be “perfect” with sculpted muscle and abs. sure some women prefer that and some prefer relaxed dad bods. all men’s bodies are beautiful and worthy of love!
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    • Fuck that. No matter how mad I get at my husband I’m never going to purposefully try to make him feel unattractive. I also genuinely find him incredibly attractive
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    • Nah I love a soft belly to lay on. I’ve only called a guy a fat fck once and we talked off an app for a couple hours and when I didn’t answer his message fast enough, he told me I was probably an n-word lover. So I cursed him out.
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    • project Cain sounds like a cult dedicated to touching kids named Cain
      Sugma 22 jun
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    • That’s what we in the iFunny community call a retard.
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    • MOMMYZEN
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      MOMMYZEN 22 jun
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    • Remember this, men have body image issues as well. Be nice, some of us are fit with tiny dicks, some of us are overweight with huge peckers and hearts of gold.
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    • If your partner shames your body or how you look physically during an argument, they’re not the one
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    • Nah my girl fat too she can't use that
      McDerpins 23 jun
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    • She loves you and your fat just let her cool off
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    • Well then maybe don’t date someone that doesn’t appreciate that sexy chonk
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    • Its a fuel tank for a sex machine
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    • If you got a dad bod or a jordi bod and you're between 18 and 30, wtf are you doing?
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    • Have you never called your best friend a son of a bitch in the heat of the moment
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    • DJ Khalid is proof that you dont have to be hot. You just gotta have money
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    • I love my 6’6 280 lbs man, but fuck I’m only 5’0 120 lbs and he twitches so hard in his sleep he punches my gut and sometimes jolts and hits my face, I fear having a child with him and getting rammed in the stomach.
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    • Yo, if she do that, just say "but guess who got plowed by this fat f u c k? "
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    • I call someone chubby and they hate it but some people like cute and chubby over hot and fit.
      CrazyCray 22 jun
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    • I hope you guys know that when he gets erect, all the fat and meat goes to his PP , so in conclusion, nice cyockk
      meboa 22 jun
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    • My man has a tummy and we have a baby 4 days after I gave birth I wanted to bang his brains out harder than a screen door in the middle of a hurricane. You’re in love WITH THE MAN first then his sexy dad bod
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    • I'm mega gay for a guy with a cute belly but some good muscle underneath, shits top tier
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    • My wife likes mine because it's her pillow.
      zippobone 22 jun
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    • that seems very toxic
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    • She just wants your cock king leave her ass
      Shields 22 jun
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    • She finds it sexy that she can humiliate you bro
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    • Now thats what i call a meme ive seen 193 times
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    • What’s djs favorite diet food? A Caesar khalid
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    • Maybe a rich fat fuck
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    • I hate this fatass and his dumb cameo in the geico commercials
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      Krystal 22 jun
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    • You stupid fat fuck.
      suqdafuq 22 jun
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    • No ones likes fat lmao she’s just trying to make you feel better
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    • Y’all sit here and hate on Lizzo everyday but some fat fuck like this rolls thru and it’s completely fine
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    • People say what they really think when they are in an argument
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    • You guys can say you like dad bods all you want we all know its not true and you’ll take the hunk over the fat guy any day
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    • Everyone says girls like dad bods more but you should want to be fit for yourself regardless of if girls prefer it or not
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    • It's almost like women are really good at emotional manipulation
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    • Call her a big head
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    • I never call my husband fat. I love his tum.
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    • How could a woman say shit like that to their mans? Their cutie? Their absolute handsome boi? Worst mine gets is goober or silly goose
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    • you'd be shocked how many girls dont care if you're fat. I'm definitely fat, no argument to be made, and I've dated 3 girls that I'd consider 9s. Just gotta have a personality boys, be funny and sweet. Girls love it when you're sweet
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    • She's gotta love all of you all the time, not just once in a while. You deserve better treatment.. no matter the body type.
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    • Thats a bit much tbh.
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    • Chubby chaser <3
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    • This comment section just gave me hope
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    • So what your telling me is girls actually like big guys
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    • HOES.
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