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    • “I don’t know what’s more disturbing: that there’s a ship lodged in a building, or that there’s still a ship lodged in a building.” - Nick Valentine
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    • People give Fallout 4 a lot of shit, but you can’t deny that Nick Valentine is one of the top 10 companion characters in Bethesda history
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    • His comebacks were god tier
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    • The best way to see if a machine is self aware is testing its sense of humor.
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    • He was a pretty awesome companion especially for the Far Harbor dlc. I just wish they put that much effort into the rest of the game
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    • God I just want a fallout game with New Vegas' writing and player choice, 1s grittiness, and 4s gunplay man.
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    • *in nick valentine voice* How’s that for a vibe check.
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    • I felt like a side character in far harbor
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    • Ironic that he says that about free will in Fallout 4, one of the least player choice driven fallout games there is
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    • If that smart mouth solved all your problems, we’d have found your son by now
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    • Honestly even though Fallout 4s story sucked it's companions for the most part were pretty great. Curie is best robot, innocent little scientist, protect at all costs.
      DatTop 5 aug
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    • I'm a BOS member but I give Nick a pass.
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    • Nick was best companion next to Cait
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    • When you can’t romance the robot without mods
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    • An easy way to test a machine’s sentience is to ask it if it’s sentient. If it hesitates, you know the answer is yes.
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    • Brotherhood will always be my favorite faction, sorry Nick.
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    • Sentience is sentience all life has the the right to exist
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    • AD VICTORIAM
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    • I still dont understand how piper "thinks nick might be a synth" like really bitch? Half his face is gone what do you mean you "think"?
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    • Private dick
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    • People that don’t like Fallout 4 are the same people that probably pay for shark cards on the regular
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    • Why was it that out of every npc, he had the best lip sync.
      bbaker51 4 aug
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    • Guys I don't know what to do. If I side with the institute, yeah it's bad but they're most likely to bring civilization back from the ashes. The railroad is a noble and reasonable cause. And the brotherhood is a disciplined, formidable force. Story wise, idk who to side with. (1/2)
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    • Bro his speech program was made by the gods. i swear even when i wasn't talking to him he would say some shit randomly that had me like if you had the parts we'd be getting to it right now
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    • Synths Aren't Humans
      4Pep 5 aug
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    • Minutemen
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    • That first one is a fucking raw line, fucking destroyed that guy
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    • But seriously we dont need robots with a will, we dont need more people what we need are pets, workers, slaves and sex slaves
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    • Nick is the only good synth
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    • Nick Valentine is god tier
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    • I like curie cause cause shes cute but goddamn nick had some awesome comments and dialogue
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    • I know everyone already knows the government and companies are watching us but I have to say this. I have never gotten post on ifunny related to Fallout ever but recently in the last 2 weeks I started playing all 4 fallouts. Ever since then I've been getting a ton Fallout content on iFunny
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    • My favorite companion
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    • Powered by me
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    • Nick is the best companion, change my mind
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    • Okay but I would low key let valentine rail me
      fellly 6 aug
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    • SYNTHS AREN'T PEOPLE
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    • Ok but who chooses the asshole dialogue choices?
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    • I mean we ourselves are robots built by our genetic code using organic substitutes
      mrshmeet 5 aug
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    • God I hated fallout 4, it’s shit compared to New Vegas. Fight me if you disagree at 4PM outside the school near where the crackheads have sex.
      MemeDump 5 aug
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    • I love Nick, best side character ever
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    • Nick Valentine is easily the beat part of FO4
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    • I just redownloaded fallout 4 since 2016 and lemme tell you, it’s as beautiful as the day i left it
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    • Fucking synths
      war4567 4 aug
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    • Nick is a savage to have around for shenanigans
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    • Nicks the best fuckin companion
      Kippin21 5 aug
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    • I don’t like Nick Valentine, I wish we could upgrade him, kinda like when Curie turned into a Synth, I don’t wanna see his ugly gen 1 reject face.
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    • Ad victoriam
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    • Railroad gang
      Strange 4 aug
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    • Danse not only fought for the bos but also became a fucking paladin in the bos. Now tell me how robots are bad? The institute sure whip them clean but all robots?
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    • Fuck synths but nick is cool, it's like having one black guy who every white guy loves, example that Chester stone guy the godmutherfuckin damn guy
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    • See, nick valentine is the reason I will always side with the railroad. He's more human than most of the actual humans in game. And he's just one of 2 prototypes before they made the gen 3s.
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    • Nick was the only good character in this piece of shit game
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    • Robots having free will is stupid cause they are machines not living
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    • Damn synth.
      mintz97 4 sep
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    • Maybe we can plug him into a toaster next. Mmm fresh toast
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    • The brotherhood completely wiped out rivet city in order to build the prydwen
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    • Hamilton has forever scarred me into saying "Ah so you discuss me" whenever I hear or read the phrase "You disgust me"
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    • Bethesda were cowards to not allow us to romance nick
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    • Nick is the only companion I never used
      Hyde 8 aug
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    • Why does everyone hate fallout 4? It was my first fallout game and I thought it was addictive as fuck
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    • That edger Allen quote from nick when you kiII Kellogg and the brotherhood flys by
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    • The game is supposed to be morally grey, there's human supremacists in power armor, secret underground society that makes human replacing robots, people who save human replacing robots, and a guy who won't STFU about settlements, they all want to better the Commonwealth
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    • You know, I really like Nick Valentine, but I'm with the brotherhood on this one, giving machines any sort of sentience is a bad idea.
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    • Nick is my favorite companion to have around but he is Terrible in survival mode
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    • Nick valentine reminds me of Harrison Ford because of his voice and his Indiana Jones get up. Most of the time it’s cringe when people copy it but Nick valentine does it well.
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    • He was a great character
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    • Nick was by far the best companion
      OhnoBabe 7 aug
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    • Valentine is my second favorite companion after curie
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    • Is fallout 4 really good? I tried playing it and it was kinda boring, but, surprisingly, I really really like Fallout 76, since I gave it a shot after the wastelanders update
      lenny76 7 aug
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    • I left the brotherhood so I wouldn't upset Nick too much
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    • SYNTH SYNTH SYNTH SYNTH SYNTH ERADICATE THE SYNTH
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    • It worries me how many people side with the brotherhood for reasons other than they’re cool
      Zumato 7 aug
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    • Yo I got that at a museum once
      0FBI 7 aug
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    • I HAVE THAT LITTLE ROBOT
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    • I got that salt powered robot for Christmas a couple years ago and it didn’t work
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    • I fucking love valentine
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    • I just today finished Nick's holotape mission, and I got the close to metal perk, and let me tell you what Nick has been the best companion in the game, mf has your back and yea his comebacks are the fucking best
      Jack167 7 aug
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    • West world
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    • i cant believe they gave those clankers rights
      ct6669 6 aug
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    • Nick is my main man
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    • So I was spamming A to get through the dialogue they do before you can trade with your companions and SS said "haha nice hat" unexpectedly
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    • *Insert generic piece if political bait*
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    • *Insert generic piece if politicak bait*
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    • Nick was the only person I let make me tell dog meat to go home
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    • BRO I ACTUALLY HAVE THAT SCIENCE KIT
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    • ... anyway I am glad you're here. There's another settlement in need of our help. I'll mark it on your map.
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    • Nick is the only companion I have with me
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    • Nick is one of my favourite followers
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    • “It’s synth detective jackass”-Nick valentine
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    • I don't like being mean to my followers :(
      yrtesd 6 aug
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    • Machines shouldnt have free will tho
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    • Same
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    • Nick was the best thing fallout 4 had to offer
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    • Wtf I just started up fallout 4 rn
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    • Ok ok ok thank you all for your praise but we’re adding the atomic shop to fallout 4
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    • Fuck Machines, we BOS gang
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    • Anyone else destroyed everyone but the minutemen because they’re good people?
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