• Me: Let's go get some sushi
Girl: I don't like eating raw fish
Me: Well
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    • Get some sushi without raw fish then. Like a California roll
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    • Some girls like it raw
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    • oh but she'll make me eat her out? such bullshit
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    • I love sushi
      iFood 8 sep
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    • i love sashimi with spicy mayo and spicy tuna rolls whoever invented those deserves a medal
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    • Well I like raw fish
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    • Confused Japanese owners saying it’s pronounced foo-koo.
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    • Never had sushi :(
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    • It's sad that in 2020 I still have to explain to people that "Sushi" is an umbrella term like "Sandwich"... it's like "hey, do you want a sandwich?" And they say "No, I'm allergic to peanut butter."... Bitch, get something else then, you can put pretty much anything in it.
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    • But some girls like it raw
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    • sushi slaps
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    • I almost threw up the first time I ate raw fish
      Lesbians 8 sep
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    • It make my tummy hurt and makes me throw up :(
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    • Y’all should try fried seaweed
      Boat_Man 8 sep
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    • But it’s sushi 🍣!!
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    • White Goodman hahahaha. Love that movie.
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    • Sushi means "with rice" not "raw fish." My favorite is avocado roll. If it isn't vegetarian, I like salmon roe or eel. 😋
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    • 4Pep 8 sep
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    • This is Beautiful 😂
      4Pep 8 sep
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    • Bitches say "Try new things" and never had sushi but when you ask them if they want some they say they don't like it lmfao black people
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    • He shouldve said "neither do I"
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    • Meh, it's ok
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    • i don't like sushi
      Melzoedy 8 sep
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    • Sushi is disgusting as hell
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    • There is only one CITY CHICKEN
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    • Foundry 8 sep
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    • In Grand Rapids there is a Wei Wei Palace and A Dong Market lol
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    • Sushi is disgusting even shit like California rolls which still has seaweed
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    • My local place will tempura fry any roll
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    • Your response should’ve been “if I’m doing it for dinner and later tonight you can do it once”
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    • That's funny and all but sushi really is nasty..
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    • Get the California roll then
      343e 8 sep
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    • Not all sushi is raw fish that's sashimi
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    • raw penis then
      pimann 8 sep
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    • Okay then just come along and grab a cooked roll? Can't be that hard
      Cubez 8 sep
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    • But I'll eat sushi, but eating live fish is fucked up
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    • Kkkk
      elejakw 8 sep
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    • Seems fishy
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    • "Thanks for all the fish "
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    • There is sushi out there that is cooked and is a great place for a beginner to dip their toes in
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    • If it wasn’t previously frozen then it like 90% has worms
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    • There's a Chinese restaurant in Cooperstown, NY next to the Baseball Hall of Fame called Fukin John's. Cracks me up.
      DN13 8 sep
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    • Would be pronounced "hoo-koo den"
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    • "Foo coo den"
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    • I freaking love sushi !
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    • Some of that fish is cooked beforehand. Just get some of those
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    • Go eat kimbap then
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    • You can get sushi without raw fish or just get a vegetarian one
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    • I had a hotdog with spicy mayo and furikake
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    • Hhhhh
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    • Tempura
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    • Bish I eat your pussy every time, just this once you can pretend
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    • I saw a Thai food place called Phuket.
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    • There's a Chinese place next to my house called Pho King Good
      Meep06 8 sep
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    • This is so old but still funny
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    • I know it’s pronounced differently but I’d be calling it that all the time xD
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    • Hilarious
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    • She expects you to like eating raw fish though
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    • I like it raw
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    • "Wait, you're not going to eat me out??" "I don't eat raw fish"
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    • Biatch, I eat raw fish every time I go down on on you.
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    • Fuck deku
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    • There's a ramen place in Oakland ca called marafaku ramen
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    • “Neither do I, that’s why I never go down on you.”
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    • cucumber roll then bitch
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    • not an excuse there’s cooked sushi , granted tho i used to love cooked sushi and now the seaweed wrap part makes me super sick
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    • Worth a try. I hate most fish by itself but i like a lot of sushi.
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    • Then why she make me eat it every night!? 😠
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    • if i have to you do too
      theWGM 8 sep
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    • Ha!
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    • I’ve never really liked seafood
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    • K, when
      Ifunnee 8 sep
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    • Can’t have sushi now. Thanks Covid.
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    • We have a Japanese place in my town called fuku and we eat there regularly our server said she wants to start a restaurant across the street called fuku 2 lol
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    • I agree
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    • I always thought enjoyed sushi altogether, but I only ever make and eat California rolls
      ISayYeah 8 sep
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    • I've suddenly got a weird obsession with Tesco's sushi and I'm not at a stage where i go out of my way to get it, thankfully but all I'm saying is that its 3am and I am craving that mf badly
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    • I've seen that place it's in new your
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    • Love eating raw fish. Sushi is good too ;)
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    • I hate sushi dude. Shits gross but that’s just me.
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    • I don’t like sushi with fish, but I still find something in the menus I like because I’m not one to speak up about it because I’ll eat whatever if it makes you happy
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    • And yet you expect me to do it every night?
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    • I eat raw fish everyday Iand I have my girlfriend in front of me
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    • Come on bro
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    • I’ve never had sushi (there are no shops and I don’t trust gas stations)
      Dezyrai 8 sep
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    • Bitches love endless shrimp.
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    • U taste like fish
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    • I don't like fish, which definitely limited what I got to eat as a child
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    • soap...
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