When the teacher notices who has a crush on who and pairs them up
GENEROUS GOD
Tiara Tiara
9 sep 2020
When the teacher notices who has a crush on who and pairs them up GENEROUS GOD
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook?
A misteak
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook? A misteak
WHEN.YOU-RE AT DAYCARE'AND EVERYONE IS SINGIN NURSERY RHYMES
BUT YOU'RE INTO LED ZEPPELIN
ErosOne ErosOne
20 mar
WHEN.YOU-RE AT DAYCARE'AND EVERYONE IS SINGIN NURSERY RHYMES BUT YOU'RE INTO LED ZEPPELIN
if a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. follow the doc and you'll get a free purse or wallet
Me realising I'dals
get house a family
another dog, a new ID also and, if he's Marrj
jajsjsjdj
23 sep 2020
if a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. follow the doc and you'll get a free purse or wallet Me realising I'dals get house a family another dog, a new ID also and, if he's Marrj
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
RickyTeal RickyTeal
27 may
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
Houston42 Houston42
26 sep 2020
Hey bro what music do you listen to to hype yourself up? Me an intellectual:
Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
jiggle jiggle
27 apr
is she hot ga kylethe_nub l agree She is hot An
McDonalds:
Adds self-order machines
Introverts:
faplessing from the
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
McDonalds: Adds self-order machines Introverts: faplessing from the
Tee Grizzley: "Blue beam on that choppa Kamehameha
I throw them dragon balls at you like
I'm Kakarot"
Goku:
55555666666
26 sep 2020
Tee Grizzley: "Blue beam on that choppa Kamehameha I throw them dragon balls at you like I'm Kakarot" Goku:
U.S Government: We given you S600
Me: you said $1200
U.s Government:
I said we given you
just_a_little_sus just_a_little_sus
23 dec 2020
U.S Government: We given you S600 Me: you said $1200 U.s Government: I said we given you
Me after spraying the spider in the corner with bug killer.
SpareParts SpareParts
14 oct 2020
Me after spraying the spider in the corner with bug killer.
SOME STATISTICS:
100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
TishaJioner TishaJioner
3 mar
SOME STATISTICS: 100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
blankblankblank blankblankblank
23 sep 2020
th Vik Tok THIS IS UNCLE ROGER FAYORITE Dish OF ALL TIME
WILL FIND THE CENTER IN YOU
ea
WILL CHEW IT UP AND LEAVE
PsychoBilly46 PsychoBilly46
30 oct 2020
WILL FIND THE CENTER IN YOU ea WILL CHEW IT UP AND LEAVE
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
ignorantmemerinoto ignorantmemerinoto
14 apr
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?