When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
Only place she feels safe at
ironcladniionav8 ironcladniionav8
13 mar
Only place she feels safe at
hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.
this
hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris. this
Feeling cute, might banish souls to the eternal abyss later, IDK
JenniferKarrosArias
24 sep 2020
Feeling cute, might banish souls to the eternal abyss later, IDK
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-"
Mom: "Your school called today."
torn torn
25 sep 2020
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-" Mom: "Your school called today."
"Hi Welcome to Jackass! I'm Steveo and this is Bam and today we are
going to eat spicy food and see who gets heart burn first
Redheron Redheron
25 mar
"Hi Welcome to Jackass! I'm Steveo and this is Bam and today we are going to eat spicy food and see who gets heart burn first
Romanian court tells man he is not alive
Constantin Reliu, 63, fails to overturn 2003 death certificate because he appealed too late
bureaucracy II
Forgedgod Forgedgod
7 jan 2021
Romanian court tells man he is not alive Constantin Reliu, 63, fails to overturn 2003 death certificate because he appealed too late bureaucracy II
LEE
miss my doge and cat like equals how many pets they'll each get when return home - I miss my doge and cat 😔 1 like equals how many pets they'll each get when I return home
LEE miss my doge and cat like equals how many pets they'll each get when return home - I miss my doge and cat 😔 1 like equals how many pets they'll each get when I return home
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball
I \ fl
STEPBRO_ STEPBRO_
30 sep 2020
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball I \ fl
I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?
Titanman86 Titanman86
10 jun
I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
WW
LolaBit LolaBit
16 jun
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is WW
Do you have games on your phone?
Hannibal_burgz Hannibal_burgz
5 nov 2020
Do you have games on your phone?
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir
Genius who's about to invent toast:
do it again
Spiders Spiders
4 dec 2020
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir Genius who's about to invent toast: do it again
photos from twilight and shrek that radiate the same energy: a thread
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
18 may
photos from twilight and shrek that radiate the same energy: a thread
"2020 has been hard on all of us"
Taylor Swift
zerosober zerosober
14 oct 2020
"2020 has been hard on all of us" Taylor Swift
ASI LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP.
ANY MINUTE [LL FALL DEEP
MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKES PEE,
NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME.
AMEN.
Unown_TG Unown_TG
22 sep 2020
ASI LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP. ANY MINUTE [LL FALL DEEP MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKES PEE, NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME. AMEN.
Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
11 sep 2020
Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
Never thought my spirit animal might be a. cat
MemesAndMen MemesAndMen
13 sep 2020
Never thought my spirit animal might be a. cat
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard
DO
eyes eyes
27 sep 2020
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard DO
"You shotuia just learn to
take a
Says aman whois yet to learn how to ceal with reyection
"You shotuia just learn to take a Says aman whois yet to learn how to ceal with reyection