How do you know a cat is agitated? He's having a hissy
fit!
What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!
hat's a cat's favorite color? Purple! hy was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
hat did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr-
plexed!"
questionable_reddit questionable_reddit
11 jun
How do you know a cat is agitated? He's having a hissy fit! What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping! Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine! hat's a cat's favorite color? Purple! hy was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark! hat did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr- plexed!"
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago
when they were in a good mood
This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
HOW MUCH AMMO,D0 YOU HAVE?
VE LEARNED HOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION,
I UNCOMFORTABLE.
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
9 sep 2020
HOW MUCH AMMO,D0 YOU HAVE? VE LEARNED HOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION, I UNCOMFORTABLE.
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone.
"Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
Valyrison Valyrison
28 oct 2020
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone. "Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
LankanPork LankanPork
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
AidenEdie AidenEdie
22 sep 2020
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
kuchisabishu
When you're not hungry, but you cat because your mouth is lonely.
Pvt_Miller Pvt_Miller
20 sep 2020
kuchisabishu When you're not hungry, but you cat because your mouth is lonely.
Pickieg vf Do uf Do
Be Ficking up Cats Cats
Amusing_Comics Amusing_Comics
27 sep 2020
Pickieg vf Do uf Do Be Ficking up Cats Cats
If animals took selfies and posted on fb.
Bout to eat this idiot #blessed
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
13 jan 2021
If animals took selfies and posted on fb. Bout to eat this idiot #blessed
This is my cat know no one cares th - This is my cat I know no one cares though
shitcumpiss shitcumpiss
25 sep 2020
This is my cat know no one cares th - This is my cat I know no one cares though
Dogs as soon as they are born be like:
@memessss28)
All know is that I must be a good boy
TexasWind TexasWind
21 sep 2020
Dogs as soon as they are born be like: @memessss28) All know is that I must be a good boy
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies*
Other caveman:
it
My ab vt
fragmentofme fragmentofme
7 jan 2021
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies* Other caveman: it My ab vt
BORED PANDA 2 MIN READ Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them
Their Own Emotional "Support Dogs"
whaaaaaaa whaaaaaaa
21 sep 2020
BORED PANDA 2 MIN READ Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them Their Own Emotional "Support Dogs"
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY
CAN YOU REALLY BLAME A YOUNG MAN WHO DID IT FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?
hhambruger hhambruger
6 apr
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY CAN YOU REALLY BLAME A YOUNG MAN WHO DID IT FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?
It's funny. The, day you lose so
ism tHe worst...
all the days they stay dead.
DoctorPines DoctorPines
22 sep 2020
It's funny. The, day you lose so ism tHe worst... all the days they stay dead.
Hacker: I have all of your passwords
Me who forgot them:
Hacker: I have all of your passwords Me who forgot them:
"Rumor has it, you're pushing your vegan
lifestyle onto your dog"
YourLocalWeeb YourLocalWeeb
28 sep 2020
"Rumor has it, you're pushing your vegan lifestyle onto your dog"
year old ol me being asked why am I not letting the balloon touch the floor
IT'S THE LAW
Wehim Wehim
10 feb
year old ol me being asked why am I not letting the balloon touch the floor IT'S THE LAW