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ilove that this implies water isnt vegan
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    • Micro organisms in water. Water isn’t vegan.
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    • Well duh, fish spawn in the water. Dumbass
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    • I love how this implies vegans are cows.
      CLUTCH95 1 jul
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    • Water is ice meat, everyone knows that
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    • Well it is not its got little critters in it so
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    • It has microorganisms, and it is housing for fish. If vegans really cared, they’d stop drinking water.
      Scaeo 1 jul
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    • It isn't. At some point almost all water passed through an animal. It is an animal product
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    • My sister is a “vegan” help me.
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    • You eat your pool?
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    • I have an ex that's vegan and everytime i see one of these jokes it makes my heart glow
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    • 1 like is 1 nut busted tomorrow. Go easy on me please
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    • Where’s the jubilee bitch
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    • Someone should make a joke about that
      cmmmm 1 jul
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    • It isn’t, they are taking water form the fish, vegans can no longer drink water, problem solved.
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    • Why would you post a pool with grass
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    • Animals are like 70% water, bro.
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    • Water is were fish live. So if you drink or swim in water you are taking it away from fish. Thus water is not vegan
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    • Water is a fishes home, so yea water isn’t vegan!
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    • I love how this implies that the caption is necessary
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    • My sister keeps taking my chapsticks so I took one of hers and hid it so she wouldn’t take it back, but I forgot where I hid it
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    • They said Jesus walked on water... But can he...? No... This ones impossible
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    • I love that this was in the feature set two minutes ago
      Rango_ 2 jul
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    • You ever spend like two months talking to a chick all day every day hanging out and being intimate and catch feelings and then they stop talking to you and leave a huge empty hole in you're heart, yeah me neither..
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    • Theres too much shit floating in pools so yea, its prob not vegan
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    • Rolling around in the grass is a lot more fun than one might think
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    • It’s the fishes house, of course it isn’t vegan!
      CapTim 1 jul
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    • All vegans eat meat. They pretend like they give a crap about animals but order a Big Mac as soon as they're alone.
      sotemox 3 jul
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    • It shouldn’t be vegan
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    • I mean, to be fair every drop of water at some point has gone through an animal
      Poker454 1 jul
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    • They don't drink milk comes from animal, all water was once part of an animal. There is no NEW water, same water as a billion years ago. That's animal bybproduct
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    • Damn I'm fuckin hard as a rock now. How am I supposed to take care of this MICRO penis by myself?
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    • It’s not water has a bunch of stuff floating and living in it but they are microscopic
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    • Chlorine and pee is probably vegan, honestly they all probably need more.. fuckin peegans lol
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    • People who fill in swimming pools have the I.Q. of a gold fish.
      KKoner 1 jul
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    • 60 percent of an animal
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    • Technically it’s not. It’s full of tiny living creatures. A lot of which will die inside you. So let the hypocrites keep drinking their murder water
      chop81 1 jul
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    • It has LIVING bacteria
      boce 1 jul
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    • Vegans? More like... I stubbed my toe AGAIN
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    • I wanna walk my dog on it so he can shit
      zurmsz 1 jul
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    • Footage 1 jul
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    • Kraft singles cannot be advertised as cheese because U.S. FDA standards states a food can only be identified as a cheese if it contains “at least 51% real cheese”.
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    • "You're drinking a fishes house you tard."
      ThaBlits 1 jul
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    • I love that your stupid enough to comment that
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    • Well, yeah. Drinking water destroys aquatic habitats, you monster.
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    • That implies that grass is vegan when nothing actually is.
      Meester 1 jul
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    • It’s because water is a big part of how an animal survives. They don’t want to waste any of it by swimming in it. Save the water
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    • I mean it's an animal product
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    • It isn’t, water comes out of zits when you pop them therefore, it isn’t vegan
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    • Nothing is vegan. Fruits and vegetables require pollen to grow which means vegans are profiting off the labor of enslaved bees.
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    • water isn't vegan at all, it's got all kinds of living micro organisms.
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    • Its not
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    • Bro I work at dominos and just had a guy cuss me out yesterday because he got a pepperoni and ham thin crust instead of mushrooms onions and green olives and he demands a refund because "im vegan i can't eat this shit!"
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    • Water isnt vegan because it has dinosaur pee in it
      Spartom 4 jul
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    • Fish pee
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    • Well at this point most water on earth has been peed out by some animal making it an animal product.
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    • Water has micro organisms
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    • Water is a fishes home you’re stealing the fishes home therefore hurting the fish.. making it not vegan
      ssgss 4 jul
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    • Water has been through animals so yeah water is not vegan
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    • Meaty water
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    • According to vegan water probably isn’t vegan
      boomdubb 4 jul
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    • Chlorine isn’t vegan
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    • Haha yes stating the obvious
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    • They can't swim in water. It touched fish at one point. Fish are animals. Eating animals is MurDeR
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    • Hate on people for what they eat. Go ahead
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    • Said the vegan
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    • Water is just liquified nothing
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    • Does it work like quick sand or....
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    • "i love that (explains obvious joke)
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    • I read some stupid ass article that claimed veggies werent vegan because - its grown is manure and manure comes from cows! So that's an animal product hurrrrr! Only a fucking vegan would try to out vegan other vegans
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    • Looks too deep for my own good
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    • A vegan Karen did not appreciate that joke.
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    • Spicy
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    • It contains animal pee. So they can't have anything made from animals right...right?
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    • Vegans drink fish cum with their soylent
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    • Well water comes from watermelons which comes from a plant. A plant that happens to be very sad you took away its watermelon. Have some humanity🥺
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    • They put chemicals in it like H2O
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    • A vegan would respond with that, like trying to re-attack the meme maker, cuz they clearly were offended by a joke
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    • Fish shit ain’t vegan
      Dolemite 4 jul
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    • I love how this implies an implication to implie that there is no way to implie an implication.
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    • No they need to buy vegan water but it's too pricey
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    • Tardigrades are meat too
      TSD1 4 jul
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    • Technically swimming pool water is a certain percent urea. So pool water is technically not vegan.
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    • Its not..
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    • Microorganisms are animals too!! 😂
      rmtk1999 3 jul
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    • It's been processed through countless animals.
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    • Water isnt vegan every animal in the world has water in it plus infinity amout of stuff and things are living in it
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    • What if you dive in that shit and it’s just like water
      Rightful 3 jul
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    • My thing about veganism is the double standard. You take a group of meat eaters and secretly feed them plant shit and it’s a PR stunt, you feed a bunch of vegans meat that looks like plants and you are 100 percent getting sued. Maybe I swore off vegetables for moral reasons y’all don’t know me
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    • Fishes home bruh
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    • Flesh pool. PorkSword get on this right now
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    • It’s not
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    • Think of the micro organisms in the water they are eating
      bmannoon 3 jul
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    • Its a fishes house!
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    • Well there are small organisms in water so it’s not vegan
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    • Water was a fishes house so basically they’re just evicting fish from their homes
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    • Thanks for explaining it to me I didn’t know it implies that
      X1ZZY 3 jul
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    • Water is vegetarian, but not vegan because it consists of animal excretion.
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    • Water, even filtered and sometimes distilled water, can contain microscopic organisms. So, technically water isn’t vegan.
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