A young blonde pilot Is In her first flylng
lesson In a two=seater plane. Her Instructor
all of a sudden get a heart attack and dies.
"May day! May day! Help me! Help me! My
Instructor pilot Is dead and I don't know how
She hears a voice over the radio saying, "This
Is Air Traffic control. We can hear you loud
and clear. l will talk you through this and get
you back on the ground safely. I've had a lot
of experlences wIth thls kind of problem.
Now just take a deep breath. Everything wlll
he fine! Give me your height and position."
The blonde replies, "I'm 5'7 and In the front
(After a long pause)
"O.K." says the the voIce In the radlo
repeat after me
Our Father Who art in