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    • Military time for those confused. 1900 means 7pm and 2100 means 9pm
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    • What the fuck
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    • Military time 1956 is 7:56 pm and 2130 is 9:30 pm
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    • You clever son of a bitch
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    • I'm proud I understood the joke moments after finishing the read and not understanding
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    • Nice
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    • Been deployed 3 times. Seen combat in Afghanistan and Iraq. I can’t believe it took my fucking ass a minute to get it. FUCK
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    • Oh it’s....military....times........that was ok I guess....
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    • Ha! He’s like “Fucking army time bitch!”
      rm012 28 jul
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    • Bwillder 26 jul
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    • For those who don’t understand, he’s saying the last time he had sex was 7:56 PM of that day, and now it’s “only” 9:30 PM. If they had sex for an hour, then he would’ve been asked by that woman 34 minutes after his last time... damn.
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    • This dude fucked a girl and was back in his uniform talking to other bitches in 34 minutes
      Konu 31 jul
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    • 24 hour/military time, took me a second.
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    • Boomer humor
      DJTea 26 jul
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    • This reads like a boomber meme
      lOwOl 26 jul
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    • Ah it’s funny because military time
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    • Either military time or he was given those drugs in prison from a few features back
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    • This joke wasn’t executed very well
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    • Either way the girl just fucked a guy for no reason so she’s a whore in either situation
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    • What kind of psychopath keeps track of exactly when he fucks down to the minute
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    • That’s was the best military joke ever.
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    • 😂 im laughing cause a bunch of yall dont get this. But to help you out, he isn't talking years here
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    • 1956 is military for 7:56pm, for anyone who doesn’t get it. 2130 translates to 9:30pm
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    • 1956 is 7:56. 21:30 is 9:30. He’s talking about time on a clock
      Jadada 30 jul
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    • The boomers found iFunny. This is like the fifth boomer feature this week. It’s the beginning of the end boys, and I couldn’t be happier
      WaveAtMe 28 jul
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    • drock8 27 jul
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    • Military Time jokes
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    • 1956 = 7:56 PM, and 2130 = 9:30 PM for anyone who doesn't get it. Military time.
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    • Oh cuz Military time. I get it
      _Ketchup_ 26 jul
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    • Military time
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    • He would have to be old as shit for her to believe 1956
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    • Boomer humor
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    • Bro it completely went over my head about the 24 hour time thing, I was thinking of years
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    • Military time lol
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    • he's talkin bout military time. 1956 = 7:56 pm 2130 = 9:30 pm
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    • Holy shit i was sitting here thinking “is he a time traveler? Is he mentally unstable and thinks he’s in the future” and then i finally got it.
      Master10 26 jul
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    • They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie
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    • I’m not gonna lie, they had us in the first half 💀
      OofNoodle 29 jul
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    • So funny! Thanks for sharing Linda. This really seems like something your husband Roger would say! LOL! Oh and don’t forget about our PTSA meeting tomorrow. We can carpool with Sandy since she just got that new Acura SUV!
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    • 34 min ago what a pussy magnet
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    • It took me a minute but now I'm laughing. Oh, you poor civilians who don't understand
      _Death___ 27 jul
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    • Bro I saw this on Facebook. Do we stealing shit from Facebook now? That's too low
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    • Military time noons
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    • It’s funnier if you use the 24hr time. I use it and I still didn’t get it till the end.
      Arescles 26 jul
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    • Fucking boomer meme
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    • Ah military humor
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    • Boomer meme
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    • Omg i get it its army time lol
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    • Haha he have sex just before he have sex again haha
      S0N1K 28 jul
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    • Army time 2130 9:30 pm 1956 7:56pm
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    • In USMC....took me a minute, you sneaky little bastard
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    • Imagine how old he’d have to be for her to believe him and not call bullshit
      Maloo 27 jul
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    • Anyone else hear this in Soldier from TF2s voice?
      Cam_2002 27 jul
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    • Americans: I'm proud I understood this. The rest of the world: Ah okay a clock pun
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    • So basically 34 minutes before she asked
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    • Haha I can’t stop thinking about the people that are like “wtf it’s not 100+ years in the future” and they don’t know what military time is
      Leopard_2 26 jul
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    • Haha noice. If ur confused, 21:30 is 9:30 pm(in 24 hr time)
      Zeke12 26 jul
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    • She got confused with years and military time
      Maximvs12 26 jul
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    • thank you for saying military time mates, i really could not figure out the joke. i thought it had something to do with time travel
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    • And then I remembered what the army use for time
      CJDailey 26 jul
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    • Le boomer meme has arrived
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    • Ahhhhh army time you sly dog
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    • Saw where that was going immediately lol, that was great. We should use 24 hour time more, you never have to ask am or pm and it doesn’t take long to get used to
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    • He must be one old dude if she thought the last time he had sex was in 1956
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    • 😐.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣NO THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
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    • *laughing in military*
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    • Definitely thought this was some immortal guy cracking a joke
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    • Oooohhh military time lmao
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    • In this comment thread: “Military time” and “I don’t understand” there I saved you pointless scrolling
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    • Military time gang
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    • No no it’s just 24 hour time, 19:56 is 7:56 21:30 is 11:30
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    • 2130 is 9:30 pm
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    • At first I was like no way someone who hadn’t had sex in almost 200 years could last an hour then I realized it was military time.
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    • 1956: starting time. 2130: End time. "Made passionate love for an hour." These numbers don't add up.
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    • Played me like a damned fiddle
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    • A lot of millitary noons are fuckboys. You cant change my mind cuz its true. Most of the fuckers in highschool who fuck with everyone decide to join the military
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    • She probably feels stupid 😂😂😂
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    • It took me two time to look at this to relize that he ment in military time. I thought he was living in the god dam future
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    • 24 hour time for you ignorant troglodytes
      _Amp_ 27 jul
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    • I'm in the military and it still took me a second lmao
      stro99 27 jul
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    • Boomer jokes
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    • That's actually really good
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    • I feel so dumb, I thought this was a time traveler joke, I didn't realize it was going by military time. 😂
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    • That is one old mother fucker to be getting so much pussy
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    • He dirty dicked her
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    • that's genius improvise adapt and overcome
      cryogenis 26 jul
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    • This bitch really asked a noon when he had last had sex bro said half a fucking century ago and she was just like aight time to fuck
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    • If u don’t get this you’re actually retarded
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    • ROTC noons in the comments tryna let everyone know they get the joke
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    • That was pretty good
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