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    • The people were terrified of the parrot because rather than it just repeatin phrases it's hears it appears to be making concious and deleberate decisions in it's word choice. Showing that it knows these sounds have a meanings behind them and that it's capable of understanding those abstract thoughts
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        • nignard 23 jan
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          • Sometimes I dislike my comment to stop the ball from rolling
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            • For those who don’t get it, Joe had been to the whore house that the parrot used to live at. That’s why the parrot knows his name.
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                • The joke is that the parrot knew his name was joe. Not whatever top comment is talking about.
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                  • That's why Joe just became tonight's big loser.
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                    • My grandmother worked at a pet store when she was young and told me there used to be a parrot who said the N word that had a hard time being adopted, had a happy ending tho and was eventually adopted by a v nice black guy after hearing the poor parrots story
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                      • Thats not very cash money of you mr parrot
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                        • i fucking love simple jokes like these.. millions of them out there yet nobody takes the time to find them.. i was raised knowing these super funny things
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                          • $150 came from a professor's home and could speak several other languages (somewhat). $170 just sat there but was expensive cause the other two called him boss.
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                            • evmi1379 23 jan
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                              • Smiggyog 23 jan
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                                • For all we know those were all random phrases picked up at the last whore house said in a coincidentally convenient fashion that also got the husband in trouble therefore this is all a joke no one cares kill yourself
                                  Jinice 23 jan
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                                  • Nah brah they weren't terrified of the parrot making conscious decisions, she was pissed it knew his name
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                                    • And that makes Joe tonight's big loser
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                                      • IHateZz 23 jan
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                                          • Yeah that's not how parrots talking works
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                                            • So, parrots have the intelligence and ability to speak at a human level now?
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                                              • That's not how parrots work
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                                                  • Am i wrong or dont parrots only mimic sounds
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                                                    • I hate that it took me too long to figure it out.
                                                      Ninja_Chu 23 jan
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                                                      • This is some boomer Facebook shit right here
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                                                                • Apparently that fucking parrot hasn't heard of snitches get stitches
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                                                                  • coldchips 23 jan
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                                                                    • Did anyone else read it in a parrot voice?
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                                                                      • This is something straight off a 2010 dad nigga Facebook page and we all know it
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                                                                            • The bird has spoken, listen to it wisdom
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                                                                              • Munchie78 24 jan
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                                                                                • Parrots. Only. Mimic. But for the sake of the joke, i guess we believe they can talk.
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                                                                                  • So I’m high & this makes zero sense to me someone explain it so I can feel extra stupid
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                                                                                    • Hahahahaah even funnier after the third feature
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                                                                                        • It's funny cause the parrot knows Joe. You see the parrot knowing Joe insinuates that when said parrot uses to live in a whore house, Joe would go to the whore house so often that the parrot remembered him. One would assume the women of the house were not aware that Joe had been so scandalous, hohoh
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                                                                                          • Yo I read that whole ass thing and I’m completely fucking confused can somebody help me out🤣
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                                                                                            • False, she purchased a broken government surveillance drone.
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                                                                                              • Every like is a day i dont post porn on ifunny
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                                                                                                • False, she purchased a broken government surveillance drone.
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                                                                                                  • Sub to Pewds while you still can. 👊
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                                                                                                      • This was actually stupid
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                                                                                                        • Shit I'd take a parrot for $150. Most cost well over $1K
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                                                                                                          • I don’t get that last one
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                                                                                                                • What a fucking retarded feature
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                                                                                                                  • “Hey Joe. new places, old faces, eh”
                                                                                                                    DaoRyu 23 jan
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                                                                                                                    • fuccin snitch
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                                                                                                                        • wow. last time I saw this joke Bill Clinton was attached to it
                                                                                                                          JaxKitten 23 jan
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                                                                                                                          • And why would the fact it lived in a whorehouse depreciate the value of the parrot? If I picked up a 20$ bill straight from the printer it would have the same value as one I find in a strippers asscrack
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                                                                                                                            • my mom literally showed me this on facebook last week. how and why are you posting this just now?
                                                                                                                              Gongl 23 jan
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                                                                                                                              • That’s not how parrots work.
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                                                                                                                                • Why do truckers get a bad rep? The job pays pretty damn good most of the time, and the majority are decent people.
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                                                                                                                                  • The husband went to the whorehouse, it’s not that complex and the parrot just exposed him
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                                                                                                                                    • Dad, get off iFunny
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                                                                                                                                      • What the mom said to the daughters
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                                                                                                                                        • Long ago the family lived in harmony , until one day the parrot nation attacked
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                                                                                                                                          • Damn it I’m late
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                                                                                                                                            • Oh boy
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                                                                                                                                              • poobfard 23 jan
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                                                                                                                                                • Hi joe
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                                                                                                                                                  • Because Joe isnt an average as fuck name
                                                                                                                                                    ricwi 23 jan
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                                                                                                                                                    • I get it.
                                                                                                                                                      DinoBros 23 jan
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                                                                                                                                                      • Parrots don’t work like that
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                                                                                                                                                          • There is a lesson there... dont buy parrots
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                                                                                                                                                              • Joe you better keep away from my bro
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                                                                                                                                                                • Lmfao
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                                                                                                                                                                  • I thought they just mocked not had their own voice
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                                                                                                                                                                    • The day you get a parrot for $170 is the day you die
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                                                                                                                                                                      • I thought I deleted facebook
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Has anyone ever heard a parrot speak another language other than English?
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                                                                                                                                                                          • We didn’t need to know the guy was a trucker. We were taught to filter out useless information swag
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Joe momma so fat she ate the parrot
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                                                                                                                                                                                • I laughed for a sec then scrolled on past and said “WAIT A FUCKING SECOND”
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Why are any of those parrots that cheap even ones that are being put back up for adoption are usually a few hundred dollars
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • That a hell of a deal for a parrot that can put complete thought into English sentences.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • That...that’s not how parrots work.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Dumb and gay
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Hi joe
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • You forgot to add the funny
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • And then the fire nation attacked
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • anyone coulda been named joe
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • I feel like the last line of this joke doesn’t work
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Dudes name prolly wasnt even Joe
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