• 189 comments

    • Carefully. She's a hero
      2.3K 9
    • My nigga Marvin ain't do shit. Can't a nigga bool by the coffee without getting shit from corporate #FreeMarvin
      1.8K 22
    • 7-11 pulling up on Marv
      1.7K 6
    • Probably saved that cashier from getting fired
      1.7K 3
    • Snitches get stiches
      740 3
    • They started off with “oh no!” I know they lying
      547 3
    • Not my nigga marvin
      432 1
    • 7/11 must be relieved 9/11 didn't happen 2 months earlier
      393 30
    • 351 2
    • "I just wanna talk"
      dogfucc 20d
      320 2
    • Marvin catches the flies :)
      202 1
    • If you send me Marvin's location I guarantee I will send him into space, free of charge
      194 28
    • I worked at a gas station deli and outside between the window and the ice machine was a spider, who I named Jebidiah and everyone considered him a team member. When my boss found out they went out and killed him. RIP Jebidiah, you are missed.
      155 2
    • I bought weed from a french dude working the counter at a 7 eleven in VA, good prices, excellent service, very clean store, and let me go with a free medium slushy, 9 out of 10
      sullyOo 20d
      57 3
    • Like for Marvin, ignore to let PETA kill Marvin
      29
    • “So we can check in Marvin”? I might’ve respected it if they’d just explained why it was a health concern instead of sounding like a mom lying to a toddler
      19
    • “Check in on Marvin” is such a cop thing to say
      19
    • 7/11 If you lay a fuckin finger on Marvin I swear to god
      18
    • 7/11 u better not go down that road...
      15
    • Snitches get stitches... Marvin shall spare your life
      achappy 19d
      15
    • No eviction notice today for marvin
      yonc 20d
      15
    • 7-11 boutta go full PETA on marvin
      DrJones 19d
      16
    • 711 out here trying to get Marvin sent to PETA no way, keep that little lizard safe!
      14
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    • And thus the hunt began. Legend tells that 7-11 is still hunting for Marvin. But, Marvin stays vigilant, stays alert, and stays alive.
      12
    • Yeah “check” on him >:(
      12
    • Marvin the coffee lizard has just as much right to be here as me
      12
    • I took my bearded dragon to 7-11 with me one time and the cashiers loved it
      11 1
    • Marvin is monitoring your coffee to make sure it's safe. He's doing his job. But he may have to return to me if this company threatens him.
      13
    • Considering that’s an extreme Heath violation, I would never narc on Marvin
      Rox24 20d
      10 1
    • "Check in on marvin" ya mmmmhmm okay 7-11
      st00pid 20d
      10
    • This is the shit that shows how corporate is completely out of touch with customers and how businesses should run. Fuck corporate for every company
      11 5
    • Leave marvin alone. He's just chillin
      10
    • 7-11 tryna be sly
      10
    • His cousin is saving her 15% or more on car insurance
      10
    • Just let people live their lives. One lizard isn’t gonna make that 7-11 any dirtier then it already is
      10
    • Marvin is doing nothing wrong, he just likes the smell
      9
    • "Check in" Probably meant either kill or get rid of in another way. Or fire the employee and prob sue. No way in hell 7-eleven
      9
    • “So we can check on Marvin” what tf they want to help him
      11 3
    • Good call Kristen
      9
    • You mess with Marvin and you’ll see what happens next
      10
    • "check in"
      8
    • #freemarvin
      ECP361 20d
      8
    • #freemarvin
      8
    • 8 3
    • Good job kristen. Way to keep ya boii safe.
      nsletz 20d
      9
    • Loyalty at its finest
      8
    • What a good woman.
      9
    • "So we can check on marvin* ...tsk BITCH I dont think so.
      8
    • I work at a barbeque joint. We've got a pet cat that sleeps out by the shed when it's warm. We have this big smoker connected onto the side of our building that she sleeps under in the winter to stay warm. We call her Smokey
      8
    • #free marvin
      7
    • Please tell us where Marvin is, I wanna pet him
      4014 20d
      7 2
    • Marvin ain’t doin nothing
      8
    • Snitches get stitches
      7
    • Good to know someone is looking out for lil old me
      7
    • Sneaky cheeky bitches
      9
    • They said check up on Marvin idiots that means they want make sure he’s doing ok not trying to get rid of him
      Igp1000 20d
      11 10
    • #freemarvin
      6
    • Where's Marvin? Tell me now!
      7
    • So animala dont get rights like we do? LET THE LIZARD SMELL
      Gabsa 20d
      6
    • #SaveMarvin
      6
    • They proceeded to datamine her phone's gps for the day and Marvin was later found dead. Suicide by shot to the back of the head.
      7
    • Humanity restored
      6
    • Someone please find Marvin and take a picture of him.
      7 2
    • That’s just Marvin
      6
    • Honorable
      6
    • Thanks for not telling on me
      6
    • When the teacher says turn in your essay but you ain't no snitch
      8 3
    • 7-Eleven really had to ruin it didn’t they
      6
    • He’s just tryna save you some money on Train Insurance. They don’t fuck with that gecko
      7
    • Lawful Good
      5 2
    • Marvin is probably dead now
      5 2
    • 7-Eleven boutta end Marvin
      Kobro 19d
      5
    • Good job Kristen! The world needs more non socialist agenda type people up in here.
      skwerlx 20d
      5
    • I ain't never no narc
      MrMOPAR 20d
      5
    • Man my man marvin dindu nuffin
      5
    • "Check in" on Marvin.
      6
    • They're ready to fucking snipe Marvin's green ass.
      5
    • i go to 711 almost every day after school for snacks and im good friends with the cashier. he gives me discounts and treats me like a friend
      6 1
    • couldn’t stand that i said the wrong name so REVISED AND BETTER THAN EVER.
      5
    • Peta disliked this.
      5 5
    • Geico's gecko
      5
    • Snitches get stitches
      5
    • What a bitch ass move
      7
    • Snitches get stitches biotch!
      6
    • #freemarvin
      4
    • *explains an interesting story with likable characters* “oh no, can you narc on them so we can get rid of the thing you liked”
      4
    • remember kids, no one likes a fuckin narc
      4
    • They was about to kill my man marvin
      4
    • Marvin appreaciated her from that day in and viewed her as the mighty coffee god
      4
    • Peta:*pick up axe* can you tell us the store location so we can take care of the lizard
      5
    • Grammar tho
      4 4
    • I’m a christian and that shit sounds a bit too familiar that’s Jesus lizard
      5 1
    • 4 2
    • What if they actually just wanted to say hi to Marvin?
      4 5
    • See even the whites don’t snitch
      4
    • Marvin is my dood
      SCP49 20d
      4
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