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    • Love the idea of the SAT, gotta pay for it, then you know you get straight A’s but gotta get a high score to prove your profession in the subjects that you already have an A in
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    • Reminder that the college board is a for profit organization that cares only about money and has forced every high school student who wants to go to college to pay them
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    • I took the SAT with no practice after being out of school for 2 years to smoke dope and sell drugs. If you failed that shit you’re genuinely retarded.
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    • "Don't do well on this test and we'll ruin your fucking life and leave you homeless stealing shoes from the bowling alley to survive. Fuck you, pay me."
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    • Fuck college board all my homies hate college board
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    • Even if I do study and go to math class I’m still going to suck at it
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    • Bruh real talk though why were calculators allowed on everything but the questions that needed them?
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    • I took my act and only got a freaking 28, so now I have to study for the whole summer and take it again.
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    • I took the SAT with basically no prep and got a 1340 it’s not that bad, just make sure to pay attention in class and what kinds of questions are on the PSAT before
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    • A nice way to do well on the ACT/SAT is listening to your teacher while they're talking and asking questions to understand the theory, then practicing applying it with the homework. Instead of just learning the basics of the method, using a shortcut, and getting the hard answers from the smart kid.
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    • Jimmy sucks ass compared to Throckmorton
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    • SAT was nothing. I scored a perfect 100
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    • Take it from someone who already graduated college with a bachelors degree: SAT scores don’t mean shit for your future
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    • God I really screwed this one up
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    • I blew through the math part of the ACT, got like a 33-34. My overall score was 29, I hated English
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    • Wheres Throckmorton
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    • jimmy is Based and im tired of pretending he's not
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    • Honestly I'm glad I never took that cursed test. Still got a free ride through college and now make $27/hr at an awesome job.
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    • I’m glad that schools are starting to care less and less about the SAT
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    • I never took it and I'm doing better than Jimmy. Jimmy sucks
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    • Honestly sat isn’t even that hard, 1510 with minimal studying and 34 on act. They throw the hard questions but as long as you study the previous hard ones it’s a breeze. Only problem I had was proper punctuation on English cause I didn’t bother to learn dumbass semicolons and shit
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    • Didny study once. Took it a bit hungover. Got a 1450
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    • It's funny because you're not supposed to wear bowling shoes outside
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    • Jimmy2Dicks
      I'm good at math so I'll probably be fine I just hate this coz the learning is a lot worse so I'll have to ask how to do all that stuff
      Jimmy2Dicks
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    • Anybody got any 2018 era SAT memes?
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    • Garbage bag and bowling shoes is an upgrade
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    • Why bowling shoes? Are those like, poor people shoes?
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    • Never understood why people take the SAT. Go to community college to save money first and then other colleges dont even ask for SAT.
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    • you can pass without prep. You won't excel without it.
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    • Didn’t study for the sat got into the college I wanted with a full scholar ship I was a B-C student but had an amazing resume with real work experience with internships in 3 different states don’t let grades judge you work hard for what you love and it will pay off
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    • Your SAT prep book is dystopian
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    • mood
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    • Took back my like because of “I’m Jimmy”
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    • 1600 gang wya?
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    • I never gave a shit, didn't take the SAT. I had a plan and stuck to it. I do not recommend skipping it for everyone.
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    • The SAT is a scam. Dont buy into it
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    • I forgot my calculator and got 1200
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    • "Hey kids, if you're not worth anything to us, you're not worth anything at all!"
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    • Fun fact: The math portion of the SAT is allowed to take off 30 points for just one question wrong and now I shall forever live in shame for getting a 770 on the math portion
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    • My school fucked my GPA up. Should have been 3.8 but had to fight to get it passed 1.5 when I had straight A's. Privilege isnt in race it's in wealth cuz I was homeless my freshman year and that's why they did it.
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    • I aced the SAT just weeks after acing the ACT... without studying for either one.
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    • Never took any sort of college entrance test. Just did community college then I was able to transfer wherever I wanted. I got my degree this semester in criminal justice and will be taking the LSAT in the next couple months. High school only matters if you want to pay an extra 10k for the 1st two...
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    • Y'all ever feel like getting your tits sucked?
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    • Who buys and uses an SAT prep book? Just take it and see what you actually know that’s how I did it
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    • As someone who majored in mathematics in college, math is nearly completely useless in real life. At best it teaches you to logic through things but even that lesson can be taught more efficiently
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    • Write all the formulas in pencil on the back and on the inside of the calculator case. You can only see the graphite in certain light angels. This got me through high school.
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    • Ah yes, the SAT determines your future
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    • And now you don't need SAT scores to get into top colleges apparently
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    • The sat is literally a bunch of bullshit. Its low grade math and english. Its glorified and people say its oh so difficult when in reality its middleschool shit. Takes a long ass time bc they make it take such a long fucking time.
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    • SAT doesn't mean shit a lot of schools don't even do the SATs anymore
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    • There's really not, assuming you learn how to do all the equations on it then you're good
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    • This mentality of "if you don't go to college you will be useless" is toxic af Apparently this is a spam comment.
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    • Because you know, if you don’t ace the SAT you have zero chance at life
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    • And this is why no one gets a trade because of propaganda like this
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    • My high school was happy that we had a ACT average of 21, which isn’t good
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    • I learned how to program my calculator and memorized the software functions so i could just type in variables to get the answer to any of the questions. Then i slept through most of itm
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    • Trade school is also chill and don't require the ACT/SAT.
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    • I like the ACT/SAT because colleges put so much value in one of the easiest tests I’ve ever taken in my life. Thanks for the scholarship I guess
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    • calculators are a tool. if you don't know how to use them or what to use them on they are useless.
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    • Yo I never took the SAT let alone finish HS. Fuck what anybody says about you not being able to make it without college.
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    • Haha that’s propaganda
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    • I want to get a 1500+ on the SAT not to go to a great college, but to be able to go to a normal school, but get lots of aid so that I don’t have as much debt.
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    • Public education is a fucking joke
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    • That’s literally not only an unrealistic threat to children but it reinforces the concept that an already broken school system is the only path to success when it simply isn’t
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    • I didn't even take the SAT
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    • I mean... I failed the SAT and the ACT and still managed to get into veterinary school, so you'll be alright Jimmy 😂
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    • I'm wearing that now and I make 72k a year.
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    • I am proud to say I got a 1410 on my sat
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    • Never took the SAT and make more money than some people who did good on it
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    • "A calculator is only as smart as the person using it" - My 10th grade math teacher
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    • I didn’t study for the ACT and got a 31. If the motherfuckers gave me 5-10 more minutes on each section I would have gotten a 36
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    • It's funny how there are growing numbers of homeless college grads.
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    • If any of you are freaking out about being homeless because you couldn’t get in to college, don’t. Your pathetic ass teachers ALL went to college and there’s nobody more stupid, fat, lazy, uninformed, and all around worthless than your public school teachers.
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    • Calculators are useless in the math section
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    • I took it as a sophomore and got like 1258, which in my mind is fairly decent considering I hadn’t taken all the classes that you needed for the test
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    • Bro imma be honest I didn't even take that shit.
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    • I’ve been in college for 3 years but I’m still proud of getting 1490 on the SAT
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    • Except if any SAT writer actually sat down and took their own test they’d know it’s 98% calculator, and just about knowing what buttons to press
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    • I didnt have any questions that a calculator could he useful for on mine and got an 800 using half the time (english was a bit rougher though). Why tf do they tell you to use a calculator for 2+2 and not let you use one for the matrix
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    • High fashion
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    • In high school i dropped out of AP english just for my 12th grade year. Went to basic english for the first time ever and saw adults who were nearly illiterate and we the classwork was like what i did in 8th grade
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    • Literally was high when I took mine, and I got a 35.. Not trying to brag too much, but maybe thats the secret to it
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    • Are the SATs required thing because I've never taken it
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    • Yo real talk. You don’t have to take the SAT to go to community college. Then when you transfer to a 4 year school, you don’t need it AND most give scholarships for transferring. #funfacts
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    • I've got a week to learn algebra 3, calculus and trig for the full sail university entrance exam. Help
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    • I got a 28 on the ACT on 2 hours of sleep and 0 prep, those tests are a joke
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    • Ruined it
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    • I forgot to bring a calculator.
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    • I've never taken SATs, I honestly dont even know what they're for other than being important in movies involving school
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    • I never took the SATs and was still accepted into my first choice for college, got 2 scholarships, and currently have a 3.6 GPA because science is dumb and not my friend
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    • Imma keep it 100 i straight up did not take the SAT
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    • “I’m jimmy” right bitch and im tyrone, im here to knock you up and leave you with my children
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    • "Let's give calculators to them on the questions that don't require them cause the math is simple as FUCK, but have them do some shit like 9!/1.873571047 on a fill it question."
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    • Slippin' Jimmy
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    • SAT is messed up and unfair. i have friends that studied their asses off and got in the 1300s, whereas i did nothing and got a 1540. obviously i’m glad i did good, but i didn’t deserve to do better than the ppl who actually tried
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    • I got slightly above average on the SATs and I didn’t study a day in my life
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