• A thegestianpoet
u know how the tail of a really little
brand new kitten sticks right up in
the air and how their bodies are
kinda chubby
thats good
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In Austria, we call kittens at that age
"Autodromkatzerl", which translates to "bumper car
kittens" because of the way their tail sticks up. It's not
a really common word, but a very cute one, I think
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    • There's a sad amount of people thinking this says Australia instead of Austria
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    • Germans when you call it a kitten instead of a autokurkistan
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    • I've come to the conclusion that ifunny doesnt know what Austria is
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    • My cat is grown but mentally he’s just gotten his sight
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    • Oh no, im not falling for fake australian lingo again
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    • All I see is comments correcting people that it's Austria, but I have yet to see a comment of someone claiming it is Australia
      dcpally 3 jul
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    • Wondering if some in the comments don't know that Austria is different from Australia...
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    • If you like this comment I will send pictures of puppies and kittens straight to your dm’s
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    • Australians aren't real
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    • My cat just had her 3 kittens, happiest day of my life
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    • For an app as obsessed with WW1 and 2 as this one, how do they not know what Austria is?
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    • That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey? AUSTRIAN? Gudday mate! Let’s put anotha shrimp on the bobie!
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    • We had a cat who always had her tail sticking straight up when she ran around, we named her Speedy, dunno where she went, though, she ran away like a month ago
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    • How is everyone talking about Austria and shit when the op literally described kittens as “brand new” cats like wtf
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    • Not going to lie I thought it was because they bump into shit and keep on going..sorry am I the only one who thought of that??
      Fess2069 3 jul
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    • I thought that said Australia and I was like shit sounding awfully German there
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    • Little drunken sailors is what I call them at that age.
      toni910 3 jul
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    • Before I read the rest, I thought they were just smashing kittens together
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    • I read australia and got very confused for a moment
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    • My youngest cat is a runt baby who had to have most of his tail amputated because it was broke and dead when the vet found him. But now he's a cute little chonker with a nub tail that's always wagging 😍
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    • I’d fuckin die for some bumper car kittens
      AIDSpool 3 jul
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    • Brand new as in new release straight out of the store?🤣
      dreaf1 3 jul
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    • cat
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    • Woo! Bumper cars!
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    • Be honest, some of you skipped that word
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    • ifunny sure is a cuck for cats...
      Shagon 3 jul
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    • That's a goddamn dwemer ruin name
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    • Why the fuck did i read Austrians as Germans
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    • You don't have to make fun of how they speak. It's not their fault the outback is trying to murder them. Blame the British
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    • Tumblr is full of tards
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    • No way. People can’t live upside down
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    • Can someone tell me how to bait the people on Ifunny for perfect reactions?
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    • Does.. Does Australia have it's own language
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    • I honestly don’t find kittens cute but puppies are cute. Grown dogs are not super cute but cats are
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    • Auto drum casserole, got it
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    • Wtf is up with Australia...fuck that says Austria
      Nyesss34 5 jul
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    • Fucking Austrians man, I love em but they’re weird bro
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    • I’ve come to the conclusion that everyone on iFunny is dyslexic
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    • AWWWWWWWWW
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    • Thought they said Australia
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    • Gf calls them bumper car kittens
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    • I keep forgetting Austria is still around honestly.
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    • Gewiss, es ist das Oesterre!ch
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    • I though it said Australia for a second there and I was like why the f+ck is Australia as a country speaking German?
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    • Is that legit or is it another made up one?
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    • Sweet what a cute “auto...derk..” I forgot how to spell it. Lmao. One sec.lmaooo. Derk wasn’t even in it. “ autodromkatzerl”
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    • bumper car kitten is a combination of words i didnt know i had to hear
      m1keeee 3 jul
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    • I’m gonna need a larger data set. Would anyone care to contribute?
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    • I have one at about 10 weeks old, she still does this. I was worried about her for a little while; she stopped eating and growing, and she looked miserable. I’m glad she’s doing better. She acts much younger than she is.
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    • Austria doesn’t exist
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    • Why can’t they fucking stay that age
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    • Idk why but saying "brand new" kitten just sounds hilarious 😂
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    • Guys, guys they spelled it wrong in the post, it's Australia, we all know Austria was a made up thing that they taught in school for no reason, like come on guys
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    • It's not Australia, it's *notices luger pointed at me* Germany. He's from the extended part of Germany
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    • "Austria is a government plot" ~unknown IFunny user, 2020
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    • Chubby animals are adorable!
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    • Read better
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    • I read that as "Australia" and just was like 'fuck it. It's Australia'
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    • A lot of the time I read Austria as Australia
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    • My cat is big but it acts like it's 1 year old
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    • I accidentally read “Australia” instead of “Austria” at first and was confused as to why the aussies have a Germanic word for the state of a kitten
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    • My family calls it the same thing. Except in English or we call them remote control car kitties.
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    • A cute little Kyat
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    • bullshit, noone says that. but oachkatzlschwoaf is real.
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    • Ooooooh, and how their eyes are always blue, right after opening, and each eye looks a different direction?? My fav!.. and the sideways hoppys.
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    • I have a kitten who has a heart shape on his tummy. Dm if y'all want to see.
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    • my family calls them toothpick tails bc they so pointy :,)
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    • I initially read it as Australia but then the word popped up and I was like “that is VERY German”. Fortunately I figured it out but I was very confused for a minute
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    • I’m wondering why it isn’t used EVERY SINGLE DAY?!?!
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    • What's they call them before bumper cars were invented?
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    • It’s a lot easier to call them kittens!🦡
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    • Triangle tail
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    • More proof that Germans can’t make concise words
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    • You guys are thinking of the wrong Australia again
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    • He chonky
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    • I have 5 kittens and we have been recently taking them out of my room during the day
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    • I misread as Australian at first and then realized "wait it's Germany that's known for having a word for everything. Maybe their neighbor Austria is the same
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    • How is the tail related to bumper cars?
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    • Omg its such a cute little dragon....or is it a weird doggo
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    • Brand new kitten
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