• A spector
ok u know how ghibli movies make eggs look
SO fucking delicious... meet the opposite end of
the egg spectrum... and yes this is from a british
movie
#the british cook like they hate foo
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    • Britain is the nation that conquered the world in search of spice just to decide to use literally none of them in their cooking
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    • I heard/read somewhere that British food is still bland despite having access to flavors from all over the world
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    • No wonder Gordon Ramsey’s always pissed
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    • British niggas will eat beans and eggs for breakfast and still complain about "schtewpid americans gitting shawt in skewel"
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    • How do you conquer places with such amazing flavors but end up with really bland cuusine?
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    • i have a theory that british people boil the hell out of their food is so it’s soft enough to eat with their fucked up mouths
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    • You would think that they would use some of those spices that they invaded countries for.
      Oshawatt 25 jun
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    • yeetacuss 25 jun
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    • Bro I’d get less oil and grease from a whale
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    • I heard in Britain they don’t even make tea in a pot they just jam in their gums like chew.
      siiick 25 jun
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    • I feel sick just looking at this
      Spira 25 jun
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    • Looks a bit dry innit
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    • The British eat like fucking street rats, have you seen their “full English breakfast”? Shit looks like they took it set straight from the trash
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    • dizzer 25 jun
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    • they conquered 3/4 of the world for spices then decided they didn’t like any of them
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    • mr_melvin 25 jun
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    • Lord almighty I hate br*t*sh people
      yikings 25 jun
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    • The British havent been the same since they lost the revolutionary war
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    • They have a meal that’s just beans on toast...
      Carlislee 25 jun
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    • British food exists within it’s own flavor group. It’s not exactly gross, but definitely not good. Even if it has flavor, it still just tastes like the physical manifestation of the word “bland” if spoken by your one depressed English teacher on a cloudy Monday morning.
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    • That’s so much butter... it physically hurts my teeth
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    • How the fuck do fuck up eggs like that
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    • I mean, Gordon angrily cooks everything and look where that got him
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    • Nothing looked as good as that bacon from Howl’s Moving Castle
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    • I would hate the food if it was all in cans too
      onebeeboi 25 jun
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    • #the British cook like they have fooo
      MLGtbone 25 jun
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    • The British do hate food
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    • They needed Gordon Ramsay to balance their shit out
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    • No bs.. cook some eggs in oil and try and tell me they aren’t fucking incredible
      mikeyz413 25 jun
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    • Almost everything they eat is boiled into flavorless snot.
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    • dkbassin 25 jun
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    • A fried egg?
      SkippyTM 24 jun
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    • The British still cook like traveling to India for spices requires a trip around Africa in a sailboat
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    • I hate Britain as any other proud American, but did you compare an animated food to real life food? It’s almost like they draw it like that not to make it real, but to make it look more delicious than it realistically can be
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    • Eggs are better when fried in real butter than vegetable spread butter
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    • That’s oil right? Not water?
      sescoe0 26 jun
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    • I’m pretty sure adding paprika or cayenne to any dish would blow the average Brits mind
      x_mex 25 jun
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    • Where is that one pic of the kid barfing with the caption "when English people eat anything that isn't a gray blob"
      moxymomo 25 jun
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    • Never order a burger in the UK. They pretty much only cook it well done and even if you ask them to do medium rare 90% refuse. At least that’s my experience
      GryffinTG 25 jun
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    • 10 percent egg, 90 percent oil
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    • As someone who loves cooking. It’s best to avoid American and British food. It’s so much more fun and brings out more creativity trying to cook dishes from all over the world . It’s still fun to cook British and American dishes. But not the same
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    • They made bad but efficient food during WW2 and now it’s just traditional to eat like your stuck in a air raid shelter with ingredients consisting of 90% bread and 10% questionable meat
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    • You've clearly never actually fried an egg then
      _Kiwi 25 jun
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    • I had British food and I now completely understand why there is salt and pepper on tables
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    • I love how despite our political views, race, gender, or sexuality, we can all come together around the fact that British people fucking suck 😌.
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    • Hey guys maybe don’t associate british things from what you hear from other Americans? Because that’s why we all think you’re mongs when you visit.
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    • Nougat 25 jun
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    • And yet you rarely see any obese brits
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    • They hate food because so much blood was spilled to gather the flavors. It's an ironic fate indeed.
      Bogwandi 25 jun
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    • Y'all ever see that one porno with the fucked up eggs that were so fucked up you literally couldn't be turned on and it just ruined your whole day. I think its comment were featured once
      kemp5 25 jun
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    • Syntex366 25 jun
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    • Lol deep fried eggs yum
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    • From my time living in Britain I can assure you, everything is pretty disgusting. Except for the big chains
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    • Is that what they think frying an egg is? All that oil is probably too spicy for the average brit anyways, this makes no sense
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    • How the fuck do you mess up that badly?
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    • And us Americans cook like we have free health care 😂
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    • British people food are is bland as frick
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    • No that's someone who can't cook
      24Knott 25 jun
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    • The British conquered the world for spices and decided they didn't like any of them.
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    • family dinner
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    • The British got a few good people and that’s about it. Gordon, Eddie hall, etc.
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    • They drown food in butter
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      FurryPorn 25 jun
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    • Are they trying to deep fry eggs in a pan?
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    • What is Ghibli
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    • I dunno kinda looks good tbh
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    • That because you faqgits watch anime videos with wildly unrealistic stylized versions of food that is only comparable to a McDonald's commercial where they use fake stuff to look like a burger.
      RadMoose 25 jun
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    • I'm not saying you're wrong, but us Americans don't have much room to talk
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    • Ahhh yess. The cookkng oil soup with bits of egg... my favorite
      BichWhaa 28 jun
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    • americans eat like they have free healthcare
      c00k13 28 jun
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    • Now ats a bit rude, innit?
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    • I mean that looks pretty good to me. Eggs are eggs they will taste the same no matter what they look like.
      CokeMento 28 jun
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    • the British cook like they hate foo
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    • Looks propa gud
      daban7 28 jun
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    • We do everything like we hate everything
      scarr3d 28 jun
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    • We eat like we have free healthcare
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    • Britain lost all their spice islands and slaves give them a break, we won the tea anyway
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    • They forgot to stop rationing after WW2
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    • Before spices were readily available most folks in northern places, such as Europeans and inuits, the most flavorful thing they had was rotten stuff. Didn't matter how it looked it all tasted the same, flavorless.
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    • Can we get a mean thats cropped properly for f
      mitter 28 jun
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    • Nigga never had a fried egg. Smooth brain only eats hard boiled or some shit.
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    • My old roomate made eggs in olive oil rather than butter, and turned me off of eggs for so fucking long as a result
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    • But poached eggs are really good on toast
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    • Except for Ramsey he hates the chef
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    • Ghibli movies are great
      E_Money04 27 jun
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    • Crop
      Mr_Krimbs 27 jun
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    • I remember reading awhile back on a meme that the British traveled the world looking for spices only to realize that they didn’t like any of them.
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