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    • Seath the Scaleless
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    • I kinda feel like it shouldn't be put in wood chips if it's scaleless. Wouldn't that hurt it or something?
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    • No scales? I think those wood chips would hurt
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    • Ope. My penis fell off again, could you ladies help me put it back on.
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    • So ive actually felt one of these at a reptile convention. For all my dudes out there, the scaleless ones feel like the tip of your dick!
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    • So like.... it’s just one big shlong???
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    • No look him! He nakey!
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    • They got scales they’re just super tiny, same thing can happen with bearded dragons. They’re actually breed for it
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    • The "snake" is my penis and whoever posted a picture of it on here is getting sued
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    • Seath the scaleless
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    • They don't all look like that, they still have a pattern, it's just without scales
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    • Do they still need to shed? And does being born like that effect their life expectancy at all or can they live a normal snake life span.
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    • F o r e s k i n
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    • Dont snakes use the smaller scales on their belly to move?
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    • I kinda wanna bite it don’t know why.
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    • Should have named him Seath
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    • Hypoallergenic snake
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    • It's not a mutation so to speak its a recessive trait if both parents have it or are carriers then the baby's have a chance of being scaleless
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    • Old long dick
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    • this is what uncircumcised nigg as look like.
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    • Is it even able to survive for that long
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    • Albino Sand Boa?
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    • It’s just a filled sausage casing
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    • I want the meat noodle.
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    • S-naked
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    • He's going to betray his own kind to Gwyn.
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    • My cock ran away
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    • Seath the scaleless, who betrayed his own
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    • Someone better make a fucking darksouls joke
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    • Looks like my cock
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    • It's so cute!!!!!!
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    • What does it feel like?
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    • Look at that nakey snakey!
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    • The forskin noodle
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    • Skin sack with eyes
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    • I kinda wanna eat the snake
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    • I name him Seath
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    • That’s inhumane
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    • Imagine biting into it 🥺
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    • The fleshy one
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    • insert shin godzilla here
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    • Circumsized danger noodle
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    • I want to hold it
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    • Poor little dude is probably so fragile....
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    • I want to make him a snoodle.
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    • Literally no one saw the opportunity of saying “nakey snakey” and took it
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    • I feel like my brain doesn't want me to know what this is
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    • bingus snake
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    • Most scalless snakes still have belly scales. Rarely do they not have any.
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    • Forbidden....nevermind
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    • Kinda looks like organs
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    • Scaleless bearded dragons exist too. They’re called silkbacks.
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    • Schlake
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    • That boy R A W
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    • I thought they used their scales to help move? So does this guy have a harder time moving or was my elementary school wack
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    • Skin snake
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    • A long thin orange
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    • PENIS SNAKE PENIS SNAKE
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    • Le smooth snek
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    • How do they shed/molt/whatever its called when a snake does it
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    • Scaleless snakes are cool, but scaleless bearded dragons look like they have Harlequin syndrome.
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    • My dick
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    • Forbidden laffy taffy
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    • Looks like a really long penis
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    • Ooh fleshlight
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    • Wouldn’t this be bad for them?
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    • Looks like a damn small intestine
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    • For everyine talking about the wood chips scaless snakes still have their belly scutes (the long scales that protect the belly) so his belly would actually be protected still
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    • Looks like the real version of a hentai tentacle
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    • It's snaked lmao
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    • Would it still need to shed its skin if It didn't have scales or am I retarded
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    • Forsnake
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    • You could cook him rn and it would taste amazing
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    • Fun Fact: The word for snake in German is "Schlang"
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    • So pretttyyyy😍 has an albino before but pink looks adorable
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    • Must protect
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    • Ah yes, take the things that keep it safe while it moves off. I don't like scaless reptiles. It ain't right.
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    • hear me out P E N I S
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    • Soisig noodle ~
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    • I instinctivly said "ooh look at you!" I am a bot
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    • Raw sausage
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    • How does it freeEEeel snake, to be a bitch?
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    • Does it shed?
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    • A lewdle 😂😂😂😂😂
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    • Long chicken
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    • Does that mean he/she can feel it when we pet it?
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    • I bet it feels like a penis
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    • Reported for nudity
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    • Oh god imagine a furry snake
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    • He looks like lindwurm
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    • But what about when they shed?...
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    • It looks like if your intestine was an animal
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    • Oh no the meat sock has breached containment
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    • Just a huge earth worm
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    • Foreskin but it’s all of the penis
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    • He’s so cute tho
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    • Sneeth the scaleless
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    • Probably feels just like a trouser snake
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    • Now grow hair!
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    • I dont know why people are so afraid of snakes unless they live in Australia
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