• A Russian went for an eye
check up.
The Doctor showed the
letters on the board:
Doctor: Can you read this cousin.
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Czwxnqstazky Rozhdestvenskij Can
someone explain me this joke please? I
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    • I wonder if he knows Throckmorton
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    • Homie really has 1.5 vowels in his 12 letter name
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    • 1.5 vowels in a 10 letter name wow
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    • In mother Russia, joke get you
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    • VADIM BLAT
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    • How would that even be pronounced. Bet he just goes by victor or something
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    • Looks like a when a cat walks on your laptop
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    • Almost swiped without double tapping. Pretty high at the moment.
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    • How do you even pronounce that?
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    • Damn Russians stealing Polish jokes now?
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    • The entire country of Poland:
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    • Thats Polish, not russian
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    • SirWoodie 23 jun
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    • That man has ONE VOWEL in his first name
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    • That's Polish you inbred
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    • In russia there is no w or even a w sounding letter fake and gay
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    • 😂😂 that made my night
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    • Boatman lore
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    • Zook-xan-statzky is what it sounds like I have no idea how to make it better for you guys to pronounce it but I tried
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    • Russian doesn't have a bad vowel ratio... Nikolay, maksim, Valera, Sasha...
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    • How does he pronounce that
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    • He’s polish
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    • Very good username
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    • Would you like to buy a vowel
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    • A russian wouldn’t know this only a few of those are actually russian letters, a polish person would know this
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    • Bitch I know I didn't put a single like, if it was funny I would like it
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    • And czechs, poles, Romanians, and JESUS CHRIST inner city single black mom's. Can we not name out kids after things we can't afford?
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    • Where is the vowels my guy
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    • This is not a good one not well done
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    • Remember when you could change your name on Facebook and it didn’t act like the fucking government
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    • I'm so fucking confused RN...
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    • I legitimately am so confused right now lmao can someone please help
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    • How the F U C K do you say that name
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    • Blyat
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    • Russians are required to have unique names, they just haven't gotten to using numbers or symbols yet
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    • Russian culture is special.
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    • That’s a good one well done
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    • Fuckin pulling letters out of a bag
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    • Ok so the funny is...
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    • Fun fact, are there any Russian hermit crabs
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    • Looked up the name on FB and someone actually has it and it seems legit.
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    • Blyat!
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    • no q in russian tho
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    • More like polish
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    • That’s polish you stupid uneducated Ukrainians
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    • Guys, I can't see the joke, can I get some red circles and arrows, please?
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    • Cyka
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    • Shits like Czech or Polish
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    • For anyone with an anxiety about this: that’s not a real Russian name, I assure you
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    • Ha!
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    • The name makes sense in Cyrillic
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    • Sis-wik-nis-stazi
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    • Yeah, says “Jim”
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    • It’s pronounced gabriel
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    • I mean... that's more polish if anything
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    • (Chex-wen-tasky) ?
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    • Why won’t ifunny let me type in russian
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    • Wanna know how to say it? Kaitlyn
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    • That name is not Russian.
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    • cousin stazky
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    • His name was literally a joke, he copied the letters from the joke above and put random letters as his last name.
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    • For those who don't know it translates to tim
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    • This would be Polish, Russian looks nothing like this.
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    • ..... ima just call you c-dog
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