• A Russian went for an eye check up.
The Doctor showed the letters on the board:
CZWXNQSTAZKY
Doctor: Can you read this ?
Russian : Read I even know the guy..., he's my cousin.
Czwxnqstazky Rozhdestvenskij Can someone explain me this joke please? I don't get it
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    • Fun fact, Russians don’t have a letter for ‘W’
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    • How would that be pronounced? I bet it sounds like a villains name from a James Bond movie
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    • Polish parents: it’s a beautiful baby boy! Time to name him Czwxnqstazky
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    • Fun fact, I have a Russian friend who has the same name as my WiFi password. Numbers and everything!
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    • How do they do the. Idiot test for people that don’t know letters?
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    • Nah that’s more Polish Bc Russians don’t read the Latin Alphabet
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    • I have to get names and phone numbers everyday at work, and let me tell you this ain’t far off. Holy shit, some of these Ukrainian guys
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    • Could someone actually give the pronunciation of that name?
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    • Here in Chicago, we have ridiculously high levels of both Polish and gun violence. Only one of those makes paczkis tho. Look it up, they got pastries good enough to make Jesus cum
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    • Seeing that the name uses english letters it would be difficult to get this to be russian the letter Z does not exist in russian but the sound Z makes is replaced with the letter 3. C makes the sound S does like in Cents W,X,N, and Q are also not part of the russian alphabet although A,K,and Y are
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    • More like Polish, although that's what Russian words look like when you spell with out with Roman letters instead of Cyrillic.
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    • that comments of the guy had his name is the same exact letters and numbers that were there and so apparently there's his cousin does anybody get that? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 🤣😎
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    • Where's that learn russian feature from earlier when you need it.
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    • This niggas name is my WiFi password
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    • There’s only one vowel that’s the issue
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    • That isnt russian
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    • is no funny. is funny.
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    • Bruh his name is literally in the joke and he don’t get it what a dumb dumb
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    • Czwxnqstanzky would be “caz wix nak stan zskee” I think
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    • Each word is only allowed one vowel in Russia
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    • I dont speak russo nem ingles fodase
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    • Whoa, da name wt almost no vowels
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    • Cuz-wuuh-nuuh- k-staz-key is how that would sound. Took me two minutes👍👌
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    • If you don’t get the joke it’s that Russians have long names that seem like a bunch of random letters to us
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    • Bro u are the joke smh
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    • This is a terrible joke.
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    • See the joke here is Russians don’t have rights
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