• @ A rough-skinned newt in defensive posture. Never mind that these newts produce a toxin 10,000 times deadlier than cyanide.
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Oh no, I'm so poisonous! It sure would be a shame if someone ate my ass!
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    • He looks like he’s doing a big stretch tbh
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    • What are you doing, step-newt
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    • Why are niggas so obsessed with wanting to lewd E V E R Y T H I N G
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    • That nussy got me acting up
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    • Worth it for the nussy
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    • I had one as a pet. You just have to wash your hands after holding them.
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    • How did they know it had rough skin? I wanna know the story behind that name, cause it was someone's last words.
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    • The forbidden gummy
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    • She turned me into a newt!!
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    • “Ravage me”
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    • he’s very cute, I’ll ignore the reddit for this time in favor of the newt buddy
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    • Literally anything from reddit pisses you guys off. I don’t think you actually understand that reddit is made up of hundreds of different communities. Millions of conservatives use reddit lol
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    • I highly doubt their toxin is 10,000x's stronger than cyanide.
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    • Forbidden onion ring
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    • "Face down. Ass up. Now your royally fucked"
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    • What are you doing step-newt?
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    • an_E_Pat 14 aug
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    • It’s funny cause most predators actually start with the asshole first 😂
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    • Jesus imagine just touching one on accident
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    • It’s actually around 40 times more poisonous than cyanide. Very poisonous sure, but nowhere close to 10,000 times more poisonous.
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    • Nussy
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    • It's fucking face says it all.
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    • Damn I finna act up 😍
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    • I find that ifunny and reddit has more zoophiliacs than furries and it’s concerning
      De_gato 13 aug
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    • Lightskin lizard
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    • Furries be like
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    • New Flesh light 😳
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    • Didn't the principal on Matilda eat one of these fuckers?
      ItsMaxter 14 aug
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    • Certified reddit moment
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    • Get this Reddit shit outta here
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    • If they think we are in a dance battle, they will dance too
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    • I assume the idea is that they want something to eat their tail first because it can grow back, kilIing the attacker with poison without actually dying themselves.
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    • This makes me horny
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    • Wanna know what the last thing that went through my bet newts head?
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    • This reminds me of the time someone found a group of campers dead in their campsite. They found one of these newts in the coffee pot and they all drank it and died
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    • He stretch
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    • 10000 times more toxic than cyanide my ass get real numbers you shit eating slavve
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    • Didn’t maltida put on me of these in that’s fat bitches drink?
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    • Reddit moment
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    • Kinda looks like my ex
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    • Lick it
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    • Had almost the same screenshot, same idea though
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    • the nussy got me acting strange
      Razzi 13 aug
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    • Jesus fuck why
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    • Neussy
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    • His skin is smooth as fuck, look how he glistens
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    • Forbidden onion ring
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    • Look at that smug little bastard
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    • The forbidden noodle boi.
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    • fuck off reddit
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    • Bite my shiny toxic ass, predators
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    • I did it all for the NUSSY
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    • Fucker that’s a glazed donut you can’t fool me
      Drontes 13 aug
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    • Hmlet me fill in what they left out... There highly poisonous if you eat them. Learned that shit from Coyote peterson
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    • I used to catch those bois in the lakes of Oregon! I’d make mud huts for them and release handfuls of them all at once and watch them swim away like mini alligators, they’re dope
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    • This is why people who use Reddit get bullied
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    • They look smooth for a rough-skinned
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    • He seems so happy
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    • Reditard
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    • Actually this is misleading, those types of newts are showing off their bright coloration to ward off predators. They’re actually harmless, unless ingested. They are poisonous, not venomous. Poison is mostly used for defense while venom for attack
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    • 1000x0 is still 0
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    • Venomous... not poisonous. How many people don't have an education god damn
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    • WHY!?
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    • He's just stretching
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    • The post is correct. These things are everywhere in the PNW. Cute little critters! Love being held and very friendly. Just wash your hands after. There's a story about pioneers that were found dead by there campfire without an obvious cause of death. They looked in their coffee pot to find one.
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    • I’d def catch and keep as a pet anyway lmfao
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    • I thought someone dropped a scoop of peanut butter
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    • I pick em up all the time
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    • Tetrodotoxin will paralyze you before your body can enter a fight or flight response
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    • Do you have to eat them to get poisoned or does just touching them do it? If I can sadly touch one I’m keeping it
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    • What compels you to utter those words?
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