• A romantic poem for you:
Hella cute
Hella fine
Be my hella valentine
how are you single
I eta
i
of the effect,
I have on women.
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    • Becuase it takes more than a pickup line to keep a girl
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    • Because I am ugly.
      blyat_ 21 jun
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    • I’m so fucking lonely Jesus Christ
      MrClonk 21 jun
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    • Ngl I’m not gay but if I had to have sex with a man it would be Idris Elba
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    • I can’t remember the last time a woman made me feel something. I ain’t gay, y’all females are just all the same
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    • I know everyone hates The Office, but I think it's pretty good. It's not my favorite at all, but I enjoy watching it.
      _Tae 21 jun
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    • Because she was sweet and she qas devine til she sucked a dick that wasn't mine
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    • Ngl what kind of shit poem is this??
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    • “Be my hella valentine” that’s why he’s single
      Akame 21 jun
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    • "You Hella thicc & Hella fine, now get in the van, bitch you're mine" lol some women probably think thats romantic. """How are you single, when you're such a wordsmith?"""" *Well I live with mom,I'm unemployed,fat & have a neckbeard.Most women scream & run when I look in their direction, thats why*
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    • Some weak ladies couldn’t handle the neutron style
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    • I’m doomed to be single...
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    • I don't I've ever gotten something from a girl on valentine's day, in elementary I got maybe a few things but that doesn't count much
      _Enigma 21 jun
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    • What’s this project Cain thing I keep seeing advertised?
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    • “How are you single” proceeds to ghost said person for 4 months
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    • I’m so lonely.. but I’m not looking for a lover.. just a friend
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    • I hate girls that are like "how are you single" "your a treasure" its that im a better friend and never get to have an actual relationship other than casual sex
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    • Did she say yes though?
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    • I really dislike that word hella. Sounds douchey
      wont 21 jun
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    • Hella
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    • spudnik_ 21 jun
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    • It’s because i have a fear of rejection and if i talk to a girl they always reject me so there’s no point to try anymore
      Covid2319 21 jun
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    • Wtf is a hella Valentine? Dumb line and dumber bitch
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    • Because I’m ugly *and* have to carry conversations
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    • Chicks that say that wont date the person because they're not interested but are trying to be nice
      Gunn3r916 21 jun
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    • It dont hurt to try with a woman u wanna pursue
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    • No need to be in a relationship when Ifunny has all the porn I’ll ever need!
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    • Because I have no discernible personality or physical qualities and I’m usually just a burden on people :)
      muscleman 24 jun
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    • That was hella gay
      Cooliokat 23 jun
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    • aweeee
      deletedx 22 jun
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    • Despite what you think, this is indeed cringe.
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    • Hella valentine sounds cringey af
      cain_ 21 jun
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    • Damn if I had sex with this man it'd probably be a lot like having sex with someone who's not a virgin but this definitely seems like it's their first time and quite frankly I'm fucking bored
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    • Because my personality is based on my own personal desires and if someone isn’t a certain way then I don’t want them
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    • Idk i think its bcs nobody wants my aas
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    • So this girl that’s ten years older than me keeps giving me food at work and she’s always smiling around me does that mean she’s into me?
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    • Just used this on my gf... she loved it😂
      Creeper66 21 jun
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    • Well i got massive balls and dick
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    • People are intimidated by his massive balls
      teaser 21 jun
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    • Ah yes, the poet
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    • Another POW, I forgot his name, was forced to send a broadcast saying the POWs were treated alright, and he blinked out "torture" in morse code
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    • I got a card on valentines once in highschool. She only sent it to me as a joke and made fun of me when i asked her about it.
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    • Yes
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    • I’ve been asked this many times yet remain single and I don’t know why
      TheScoot 21 jun
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    • Karenina
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      Karenina 21 jun
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    • Cuz I ask for pussy in the next text
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    • Because I’m an asshole. I’m selfish. I have no dreams. I’m poor. I’m ugly. I smell like farts
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      GuitarBending 21 jun
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    • Because he found the poem online
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    • What episode is that?
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    • Because I am undesirable and ugly, and I don’t deserve love or companionship
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    • Because I turn down everyone, besides one of my best friends. Which I fucked up, all because I believe she deserved better than me. I truly do hate my younger self.
      Frusty 24 jun
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    • Because that’s was gay as fuck
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    • Woah! Is that a Weezer reference?!
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    • He's a very handsome man.
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    • Terrible
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    • cause i’m ugly as hell
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    • The third line sounde so much better if you remove hella
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    • Because I'm an ugly autistic subhuman.
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    • i recently went in a date with a girl i’ve felt a connection with for 6 years. it was great and super romantic but the day after she didn’t wanna talk to me and unfriended me on snap. i literally didn’t do anything wrong. why do i even bother falling for people??
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    • I throw a few suggestive pickup lines and comments and then leave
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    • Notice how she didn’t say yes
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    • It takes so much effort to produce a smile these days
      pookid 23 jun
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    • Idris Elba is fkn awesome, I genuinely wanted him to be the next James Bond after Daniel Craig. And nothing to do with PC bullshit, just that he'd smash it
      RobQ1978 23 jun
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    • No woman wants me prove me wrong...
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    • You had your fun but now she hella mine
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    • Because he said hella
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    • I always get asked this by girls that would not date me
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    • Because I'm a potato
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    • “Be my hella valentine” doesn’t sound correct, but that might just be me.
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    • That's not romantic. It's not romantic until your both naked, covered in honey and your own and her blood. Better than three lines of cupcake talk, son.
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    • Kings and queens.... It has happened!!! I asked my crush out this morning, and we're getting coffee on Thursday!!!
      usaman 22 jun
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    • Idk man boy or girl saying this sounds hella dumb. Took 2 seconds to conjure up and just sounds like it was probably quoted from a 6th grader
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    • 😂 yep
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    • Who came up with that terrible word?
      petdenny 22 jun
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    • The only Valentine I care about is the British medium tank.
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    • Wait a damn minute. my bf said this to me otp last night and I was all “aww” n he said “wow that actually worked” his ass was on ifunny smh
      Riokk 22 jun
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    • I trot to the thot, the thot had pot, thot not hot, (finish poem)
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    • Hella deep voice
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      Tosky 22 jun
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    • My own power astounds me
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    • you know they looked that up
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    • love the reaction image. rly tells me how to feel
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    • Fuck you, Charles
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    • Because he has a little dick
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    • Nice
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    • Omg my ass is on fire
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    • Yaboy___ ur hella fine 😜
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    • but what if it was the other way around and the girl being smart
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