A relationship should be she pays the rent and I live there
@Hoodville
chilla_chillout chilla_chillout
5 nov 2020
A relationship should be she pays the rent and I live there @Hoodville
It's ok.
Tits are superior.
There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention:
Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
giddyLeagueOfMemes giddyLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
It's ok. Tits are superior. There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention: Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting
SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
Sandy_Boii Sandy_Boii
19 oct 2020
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
I ht I'd upload the cutest picture of my cat that I have
I hope it makes someone smile!
TheBooperSnooper TheBooperSnooper
21 sep 2020
I ht I'd upload the cutest picture of my cat that I have I hope it makes someone smile!
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo
Chris no
"Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
iMarsy iMarsy
14 sep 2020
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo Chris no "Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
YouTuber: chill bro it's just a prank
The dude in the video who had his grandma killed, his house burned down, and his cat sexually assaulted:
drains_2020 drains_2020
23 sep 2020
YouTuber: chill bro it's just a prank The dude in the video who had his grandma killed, his house burned down, and his cat sexually assaulted:
When you ask him to take out the anal beads and you hear him yell:
"Bayblade! Let it rip!"
stonerchickxxx stonerchickxxx
16 jun
When you ask him to take out the anal beads and you hear him yell: "Bayblade! Let it rip!"
Friends: wyd
Me: working
Friends: wyd after work
Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
sejnus sejnus
28 jan 2021
Friends: wyd Me: working Friends: wyd after work Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something
is that like a personal attack or something I
Dawson Dawson
17 nov 2020
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something is that like a personal attack or something I
Nobody:
Pumpkin Spice:
of the effect
I have on women
Lonethefox Lonethefox
5 nov 2020
Nobody: Pumpkin Spice: of the effect I have on women
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018
Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
DarkWeirdo88 DarkWeirdo88
7 jan 2021
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018 Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and
Boxers but your in a LAV 3...
Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
gatejumper gatejumper
10 nov 2020
When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and Boxers but your in a LAV 3... Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants."
Restaurant owners:
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
26 jan 2021
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants." Restaurant owners:
Me: 2020 can't surprise me now
2020: Vin Diesel with hair
NoSpace NoSpace
16 dec 2020
Me: 2020 can't surprise me now 2020: Vin Diesel with hair
BRO YOU DON'T HAVE A DARK HUMOR
YOU LITERALLY JUST SHOWED MME A VIDEO OF A DUDE GETTING DECAPITATED AND YOU LAUGHED
BRO YOU DON'T HAVE A DARK HUMOR YOU LITERALLY JUST SHOWED MME A VIDEO OF A DUDE GETTING DECAPITATED AND YOU LAUGHED
When re getting a package and
When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Tabby Tabby
20 sep 2020
When re getting a package and When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
fun
Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home
Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer.
com
wtffunfactsandmore wtffunfactsandmore
28 sep 2020
fun Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer. com
Jinkies! You were so busy looking at
Daphne, you forgot the nerdy gal!
humanumbragbxtrap humanumbragbxtrap
4 feb
Jinkies! You were so busy looking at Daphne, you forgot the nerdy gal!
Home About Photos Video
@ Alonzo Lerone
This fool said my eyebrows look like a stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it
SS
Jdawg7829 Jdawg7829
1 oct 2020
Home About Photos Video @ Alonzo Lerone This fool said my eyebrows look like a stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it SS