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For 24 hours all crimes are legal. What
crimes will you be commiting?
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    • Hiring a hacker to erase my debt.
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    • File my taxes and claim a 5 trillion dollar deduction
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    • I can finally take this annoying tag off my blanket.
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    • Fish without a license
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    • Going to Disney.com without my parents supervision
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    • I’m gonna piss on the White House. To be clear, I don’t hate trump, I don’t hate America, I have no political bearing. It’s just a big fuckin flex
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    • Illegally download Kung fu panda 3
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    • Trying to out pizza the hut
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    • Tax evasion. If this happens every year like the purge does I won’t have to pay taxes ever again.
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    • Crossing the street when the lights red
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    • Massive tax fraud
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    • Say the n word in Detroit
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    • Looting the neighbor’s house. They’re not rich or anything, I just fucking hate them.
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    • eat mike Bloomberg
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    • Bring that ass here, mattress tag
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    • Having shit in detroit
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    • I'm gonna feed greta thunberg to penguins piece by piece
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    • Murder the people that did some bad shit to me, steal their money, assassinate ceo of youtube so it treats people better, bomb peta HQ, steal a lot of money, pay off debt, steal more money
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    • The people who say “murder” are psychopaths
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    • Steal cheese. All of it
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    • Definitely committing tax fraud since the purge was during tax season
      JerronS 30 apr
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    • Watch porn legally for once
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    • I’d masturbate on an airplane and put the debate to rest
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    • J walking
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    • I’m robbing a gun store for it’s worth. There’s nothing better than being surrounded by guns and armed to the teeth.
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    • Bring a water bottle on a plane
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    • Signing up for Wizard 101 without parent’s permission
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    • I can finally enter school zones.
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    • Just steal a bunch of TV's or something. I don't wanna hurt people for no reason.
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    • For ever like I won’t masterbate for a day
      CrowT38 30 apr
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    • I join a group of rebel Militants and Help assassinate corrupt American politicians and leaders
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    • Go to a furry convention with an M134 minigun
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    • Express my dissatisfaction with a minority group
      Zaffler 30 apr
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    • Population control
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    • This is gonna get lost in the comments section but here I go; I would single handed take out every single person who has annoyed me this year (the list is long) steal from my work since all they do is work the fuck outta me for 8 dollars an hour and I do know where they keep their safe and password,
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    • I’m gonna say the N WORD!
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    • I never understood that phrasing, either.
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    • I'm 17 so watch porn I guess
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    • Burn PETA down with the people inside, after I save the animals tho
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    • Put pineapple on pizza. And gift it to someone
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    • Club Penguin without asking permission
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    • I’m choosing murder tbh. It’s just so satisfying.
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    • Going to a prison and a bunch of rapists are going to get murdered
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    • I would rip the tag off my mattress, then I would sleep with anarchy.
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    • I'd go to a gas station and steal all of the knife's, nacho cheese machine, and the whole chip isle
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    • Mail fraud. Some poor little bastard's 5 dollars his aunt gave him for his b-day? Mine
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    • National beat up a redditor day
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    • cat calling to feminist
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    • I'mma smoke a bowl and pop some shrooms while chillin by a fire.
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    • My goal would be to take out as many social media thots as possible and free the world of their disgrace
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    • Steal the Slave one LEGO set and all of the LEGO Star Wars sets.
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    • Suicide.
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    • I’m going to the store and taking every Transformer and LEGO figure I can get my hands on and none of you can stop me. I will be hitting multiple stores.
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    • I'm going to ship jolyne and jotaro
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    • I can finally get as much stuff for free lmao
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    • I would choose to be invisible
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    • There's this one person whom I despise and will not name, she will be murdered by me and fed to crocodiles, then I would blackmail UC Irvine to give me a full ride, steal a bunch of stuff
      dankboi19 30 apr
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    • I see you screenshoted your own reply
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    • Parking where ever I want
      joshkid 30 apr
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    • Buying a shit ton of full auto gun
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    • Lots of fucking r@pe
      legolewds 30 apr
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    • Have shit in Detroit
      _noon 1 may
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    • Illegal Lego building techniques.
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    • All the music is mine for FREE! Muhahahaha!
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    • Get a free LEGO Death Star
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    • Uh lots of murder. I’ll steal some books too. Maybe even kick a child.
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    • I'm coming for Kylie Jenner's anus
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    • I like how the guy who posted the question and the listen here liked his own comments
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    • Yes we’ve all seen that film theory video.
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    • Tax fraud. Somehow. Someway. I will make the government give me money
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    • gonna go for a pantsless jog
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    • Buying seeds in Michigan
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    • Tint my windows
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    • The “listen here you little shit” is more unoriginal than a new hallmark original.
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    • Mass murder
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    • Probably just rob a few banks or erase some debt.
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    • My ass is hiding in the woods... I've pissed some people off
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    • Find out where the lottery machine is held, and remove all ball numbers except for those that match up to the ones I choose. Do it for all available multi-million lotteries. Take the money, pay the taxes tied to it, then with the money afterwards I'd buy my own plot of land for me and my...
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    • I'd go to Best buy and then a couple book stores then commit murder along the way just to see what's it's like then probably hit up a jewelry store and probably a couple clothing stores.
      AwsmStina 30 apr
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    • Dont mind me imma collect the already dead bodies, collect any good viable organs and sell em. No one can come back at me. They are already dead. Easy profit. Not a whole lot of work either.
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    • Pineapple and Canadian bacon on my pizza!!!
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    • 90 through school zones
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    • I mean he ain't wrong
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    • Stand 6 inches away from someone instead of 6 feet
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    • All of it
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    • Steal hearts from dead bodies and sell them to hospitals for 1M$
      SergeyT 1 may
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    • Robbing GameStop and Best Buy
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    • I’m going to paint myself and tiger stripes and free all the animals in the zoo.
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    • Taking phones from the display stands
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    • Penises everywhere
      BoozelMan 30 apr
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    • Last 5 minutes
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    • Going to a tesla dealership and just taking one
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    • Jump off the Empire State Building
      ODogX 1 may
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    • Tax fraud
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    • Features are over, get off the toilet
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    • Storm area 51 and get my copy of shrek 5 and I mean actually break jn
      AphMexico 30 apr
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    • In full honesty, I'd probably just steal a bunch of stuff from Walmart. Assuming there is anything left by the time I get there
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    • Get electronics like a stockpile of them
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    • Stealing a nintendo switch and a load of games and controllers for the homies.
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    • Collecting rain water
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