• A parskis
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People adore the octopus for being a
crafty, soulful genius. It's not, and they
shouldn't.
EOCICCOS
how bad was this reporter hurt by an
octopus
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    • That octopussy didn’t have him acting strange 😔
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    • Slate is a horrible “news” site. They complain about everything and blame things on white men
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    • DAMN this bitch is CRAZY
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    • That guy gives the chef from octodad energy
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    • pope00 5 jul
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    • Not a dinosaur but the giant pacific octopus was a huge problem for aquariums initially cause they would eat the fuck out of the sharks in captivity with them:)
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    • Octopi are like, one of the smartest animals in the world. What is this guy on about
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    • Yo I fucking love octopuses I’m about to fight
      noonbee 5 jul
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    • Octopi are by far the most intelligent invertebrates
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    • YES!! FINALLY!! AN OCTOPUS!!
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    • I found the clam that wrote the article!
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    • This is from the shark news letter
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    • Slate is a trash tier source of online “journalism”
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    • Fake news strikes again
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    • MolluskArchive Can I trust an octopus?
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    • Never heard an octopus described as "soulful" before but nonetheless I agree
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    • Had clam for the first time today. It wasn't bad, but 80% of the flavor was lake water
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    • queazyal 5 jul
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    • Ringo's not gonna like this...
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    • Fuck journos
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    • guys this.. is my literal ex-girlfriend hahahaha what the hell
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    • Hey hey hey I think we should just take a breath, step back, and discuss this with some cooler heads okay? Okay.
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    • Is this a fucking Zefrank reference?!
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    • Journalism has just turned into people blatantly telling you what to think
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    • Slate is retarded
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    • I would subscribe to these news notifications
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    • The octopus fucked his wife
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    • I can confirm, octopi are notorious for using clams as make shit fleshlights.
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    • Woman moment. Woman moment.
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    • False clamms don't have thumbs
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    • The clam before the storm
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    • I thought it said slothful... My brain trembles
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    • Drunken clam
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    • She was the wife from the earliest catch game
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    • I am now in complete agreement with zefrank1. Clams are dumb as hell.
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    • They are very dangerous and will eat people
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    • Octopi interest me greatly. How smart are they? How aware are they? Where the fuck is thier brain?
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    • I’d trust the octopus before I trust a journalist
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    • But those Octopus's have cool ass gardens
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    • Hope they have a bit of toilet paper for that shitty opinion
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    • is the plural octopi or octopuss
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    • What a calamity
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    • It kinda is though.
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    • That pussy be a clam
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    • Koro sensi would highly disagree with you.
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    • No noses. 0/10
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    • Landwalker propaganda, long live cephalopods!
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    • Stated like a true journalist. Pieces of shit. If you're going into journalism either actually invent and stick to the often mentioned concept of journalistic integrity or die please. I say invent because obviously it doesn't exist right now
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    • or a japanese woman
      Feetza 5 jul
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    • Ey that reporter onto something though
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    • Hentai
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    • I adore them for 8 legs go swishy swishy
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    • Octopussy octopussy
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    • Octopus taste gewd
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    • rude
      OctoIing 5 jul
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    • Terrible
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    • What
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    • Someone got Rekt by an Octillery in pokemon as a kid
      DanteSSS 5 jul
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    • *my undertale loving ass who’s mind went straight to nightmare*
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    • Slate is not a mess site it’s litterarly click bait how did you get notifications from it
      Salty_CJ 5 jul
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    • Idk about soulful but they are crafty geniuses
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    • Slate is a fucking joke
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    • Clams are people!
      nikratic 5 jul
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    • Octopus porn
      RIPTI 5 jul
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    • Me to the clam
      FredMan 5 jul
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    • The clam before the storm
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    • Octopus bad
      NiceCube 5 jul
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    • Who hurt this reporter for him to say such terrible things
      Erburr 5 jul
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    • Flashback to the swing: my family was slain by a fuckin octopus
      Canyoned 5 jul
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    • I guess you could say they’re a: shillfish?
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