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one time this nondescript guy came into my
dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee
with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason
that peculiar order stuck with me so much that
when, seven months later, i saw him in the
parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly
made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor
shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it.
i would describe his demeanor that second time
as "incredulous"
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    • It's weird that you recognize certain customers and their exact orders, and then you get a guy who walks in and says "I'll have my usual" and you have literally never seen them in your life
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    • Had a lady who's usual order was super specific and if you missed even 1 ice cube in it she would know and throw a fit.
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    • One time at the Panera I work at, someone came in and asked if they could get lactation milk in their coffee and I didnt really know what to do
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    • Incredulous, how many other 4 syllable words can you think of that have 6 vowels?
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    • Just something that people probably need to hear: you never ask for your “usual”. The person serving you asks if you want your usual.
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    • If you don't call that drink a "Black & Blue," what are you even doing working in that coffee shop?
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    • I used to go eat at this Chinese restraunt so much that they'd send me Christmas cards
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    • This is amateur hour. Toss the iced coffees in the air and catch them. Have your entire regular customer base's order memorized. Toss an iced coffee and catch it in a Styrofoam cup. Then quit dunks a local legend and go back to school and make 6 figures a year.
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    • "Nondescript" "Demeanor" "Incredulous" Works at Dunkin Donuts. Someone was an English major.
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    • My family owns a Chinese restaurant and this one guy comes so often we send him Christmas cards
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    • I am a mailman and I have to deliver this dude a christmas card from a Chinese restaurant every dang year. Which just makes me wonder: how often do you have to eat somewhere to get a christmas card?!
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    • there's an old lady regular at the taco bell i work at named glenda, she always orders the same thing and when i see her come through the door i just lean back and go "glenda's here" and the food workers already know what to do while she gets her exact change out. she's very sweet
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    • I'm a Christmas card. Every Christmas my Chinese family sends me to this guy.
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    • I used to work in a deli, and there was a customer who came in every week to get liverwurst and cheese, bht he alternated every week between 1/4lb of provolone and 1/4lb of domestic Swiss, and i had his order down to a T. He never let anyone else serve him because I knew exactly how he wanted it.
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    • For all the dumbfucks like me: incredulous- ADJECTIVE (of a person or their manner) unwilling or unable to believe something. ‘an incredulous gasp’
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    • Honestly, that’s just a memorable order. So out of the blue (no pun intended) and different than probably any other order
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    • My first day at mcdonalds two old assholes walked in and ordered the "usual". I said "I've literally never seen you before, im new" and they lost their shit at me. Manager came out and did their order. I took vindictive pleasure every sunday when they came in by saying I'd forgotten their order...
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    • Had a guy at my Popeyes order JUST a popcorn shrimp and one shift we had a new guy work the register and I saw the dude walk in but then walk out cus he forgot his wallet so I tell the new guy “bet ya $5 he orders a popcorn shrimp” new guy took it and guess who got $5
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    • I work at blaze which is kinda the subway of pizza and we always have a lady that comes in and gets a cheese pizza with garlic pesto on the crust and everyone knows her order and she has chats with us while making pizza
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    • There was a kid who ordered a normal burger with fries and a drink. I was like “ok, easy order”. Then after he sat down and I passed by to get to the front of the restaurant I heard him about to cry and the father saying “It’s ok”. Bruh I was like oh shit and kept walking. The kid came up to the...
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    • You'd be surprised by how something as simple as remembering a customer's name so you dont need to use their card to pull up an account will affect them. I prefer going to public libraries and i only go to one in particular because one of the girls working there has my name memorized. 1/2
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    • At the garden center we have a procedure where you buy soil, fertilizer, and mulch at the counter and we give you a load ticket for it out back. The newbies always have like 6 bags on their cart and were like if you want you can get it out back and we can load it for you and they're always like 1/2
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    • When I worked at chipotle one of my favorite customers was this sweet lady that worked down the street at FedEx. All she would order was a bowl of chicken with a lil dab of sour cream, at the same time, every week day. I always made sure to have her order ready she always looked so delighted :)
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    • I used to go to McDonald's every morning and order the same thing to the point where the ladies there would have my order ready as soon as they saw me. My mom and I would bake them all sorts of things for them. I eventually went just to see them until the day they weren't there anymore. I miss them.
      BEGSmoak 2 jul
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    • I used to go to an ihop everyday at the same time and order the same thing. After a week my usual waitress had my food ready to go when I got there
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    • I’m curious to how that tastes
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    • I walked in a dq once and the manager already knew my order. That's when I knew I had become a fatass
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    • When I worked at Dunkin, there was this guy whose order was always one large black coffee with...get this... 20 blueberry flavor shots. And it's not the sugar ones. It's the bitter flavor shots.
      Searwyn 30 jun
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    • I've had this happen to me a few times, but it's not woth food joints it's with hospitals. Moved from and old town I used to live in years ago and moved to another town by it, went to the er one day and the dr there remembered me even though I hadn't seen him in like 7-8 years, and this happens...
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    • Having an order memorized should be entirely up to the service. I hate when mf would come in talkin bout “how do you not know what I get yet?” An I’m just like bitch u ain’t special
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    • theres a lady at work that comes in every night for a large side (1 pint) of mashed potatoes and gravy. thats one pint of mashed potatoes and a little over 3/4 a pint of white gravy. $4.22 and she doesnt want plasticware. i was also told that a lady came in one morning wanting a cinnamon roll with-
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    • I order the same thing SO often that the cafeteria at my university just asks "want the usual?"
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    • Sometimes the most undescriptive, forgettable person is the most unique.
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    • Rebecca Felton was the first woman to ever serve for the United States Senate; but she only served for one day.
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    • And everybody clapped
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    • This dude with a man bun always orders a grilled turkey and cheese with bacon on an onion bagel and I always got him hooked up, but sometimes I’ll get that “I’ll have my regular” guy and I don’t have any clue who they are
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    • At my work, there are a couple of senior customers that I know their orders by heart. When they come in and I welcome them back, they're super happy they're remembers
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    • "Pick up for clay" "a small pepperoni and green pepper today" "yep" "15 minutes"
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    • Am I the guy?
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    • I used to work at an Italian restaurant and there was at least 20 different groups of people that would come in at least once a week and I knew exactly what they were gonna order every time they came back in.
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    • Most likely was my manager: he orders the exact thing
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    • I remember being on a road trip, I was in a penguin onesie. I walked into Dunkin’ Donuts and said “Any deals for penguins? “. The lady just blinked at me and asked “what?
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    • Bruh you think i know what incredulous means
      lilteep 30 jun
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    • Hows it going fellas?
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    • A woman at my local Subway always knows what I want when I walk in. 😁
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    • I know people by the liquor they drink .... Theres men who order white claws.....
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    • I have recently started working at a grocery store as a cashier. It’s not a large store so we get quite a few regulars in there, but a few have stuck so far. There’s a guy who always tips, 2 sex offenders and a few who I always have their cigs ready, but today an older lady asked me after I finished
      ShyDev 3 jul
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    • Stop using big words mate! I only have the 1 brain cell and I'm using it for something else!
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    • When I worked at a grocery store this dude came in and asked for a paper bag for his mushrooms as that apparently keeps them fresh longer. When he came in a few months later, I asked him if he wanted a paper bag for his mushrooms he stood there shocked and asked “how do you remember me?”
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    • Worked at Dunkin before the pandemic. It got closed cause we didn't have a drive thru. I hated the fucking place
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    • * googles incredulous
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    • INCREDIBIL- oh not that one
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    • Plot twist, hes the guy
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    • I work at a donut shop, and we didn't have a specific flavor for a woman's iced coffee, so she was like- Yeah. Sure. I'll try blueberry syrup in it instead. The expression on her face was enough for me to make her something else. I can't imagine someone having it as their regular order lmfao
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    • I work at a Dunkin and I had someone come in and ask if me make the milk at the store
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    • That doesn’t sound half bad
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    • Like that fuckin happened
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    • Theres blueberry flavor shot..?
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    • I know a guy who eats at a Chinese restaurant so much they send him christmas cards.
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    • We used to go to Sonic every day after school. Got to where they recognized my parent's truck and would have our drinks ready for us. They'd just ask "you want the usual?"
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    • That’s me holy crap
      GladES 1 jul
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    • Neat.
      Feraa 1 jul
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    • Nondescript?
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    • Even if he came in and wanted something different, you probably made his day for remembering
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    • Had a girl today whos change rang up as 90 cents so I just took a dime out of my own pocket and gave her a dollar and she was so shocked she tried just giving me the dollar.
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    • Some older guy comes into the Burger King I work at everyday asking for extra crispy fries, he will ask over and over for us to make a new batch no matter how fresh they were
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    • Had a sushi guy remember my order once. It was nice
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    • Feels nice when people remember your usual order
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    • One time at a starbucks I ordered a tall white chocolate mocha with whipped cream and when they called my name there was a guy with my name, and had ordered the exact same thing
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    • I would honestly get scared if I was that guy in that situation where some random person knows my drink after months
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    • Wally from the Papa games. I always know what that dude wants
      Spira 1 jul
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    • I've been a barista for a few years and theres regulars that come through and get a very plain drink and it takes me forever to remember them. But anytime someone comes through and does something like this I'll remember their order even if I haven't seen them in a year lol.
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    • Used to have a guy who came into McDonald's who ordered a large coffee, five cream, light ice. That man convinced me I was better than that place, kinda like a grandfather in hindsight.
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    • I think that person might be an English major working at dunkin donuts. I dunno
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    • When i worked at dunkin donuts, this one dude looked just like Fabio, and when he came through the drive-thru, gave me his card and, the dudes name was Paul
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    • Incredulous: Unable or unwilling to believe something (I had to Google it too)
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    • I once went to a dunkin donuts and railed your mom. She really loves the cream filled
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    • >people who get coffee at Dunkin donuts
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    • I go to an Indian restaurant where they ask me for my usual rather than the other way around
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    • Mad respect homie
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    • What does incredulous mean? Someone help strengthen my vocabulary
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    • Had a guy at my store that would order a large iced blueberry crisp latte and over the course of a year it went up to four of them multiple times a day and, needless to say, we were all concerned.
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    • He thinks your a wizard Harry.
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    • Good customer service!
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    • One time a lady ordered a hot chocolate with some ice in the drive thru but I forgot the ice. So she comes inside, im expecting her to claim there was no ice. She goes "there's too much ice in here!!" And demands coupons. I had to get my coworker to take over. I hate retail
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    • The dunkins i used to work at had this Asian dude who would come in line once a month and his coffee stuck the first time, extra large black hot coffee with 2 vanilla pumps into it so every time he came in after the first i would already have his coffee made and he would have this huge smile
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    • My boyfriend calls me when he goes on break at work. When he gets food, I hear the employee on the speaker finish the rest of his order after he says what kind of sandwich he wants. It's kind of funny, and he's happy to get food faster.
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    • I get a large black ice coffee with blueberry.
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