• A one-time-i-dreamt
I talked to a young man with white hair
on a boat cabin in the middle of a
stormy sea. He forgot everything about
himself exept for the fact that his name
rhymed with 'Time' so he started calling
himself Time.
I offered him an orange in exchange for
a meaningful chat. He took the slice
and told me "Nothing's set in stone, but
they're set in a dirt road. If you roll your
wagon in the same path too much it'll
soon be the only path you can take
without struggling."
THST DREAM IS TRYING TO TELL YOU
SONETHING BRO
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    • If I had a penny for everytime I forget to read the name I'd be rich!
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    • “Break your habits bitch” is a little translation
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    • I read forgot as foreskin
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    • say what you want about tumblr but it pumps out some cool ass lines
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    • I read one-time-I-dreamt as foreskin
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    • I believe that this dream is telling you to make a change in your life before you get trapped in the way it is. I think I needed to read this too.
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    • I had a weird ass dream a few nights ago, still kindof shook about it... I was in WalMart, but in a section at the very back where they had exhibits of employees who had died on the job, with their actual bodies and a recreation of the scene of the accident behind a glass pane. (1/3)
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    • That sounds like something an author wrote in a novel with symbolism
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    • I KEEP FORGETTING TO READ THE NAAAME
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    • Even if it’s already been decided. Even if it’s set in stone. ILL SMASH PAST THAT FUTURE.
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    • Foreskin?
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    • I had a hella realistic dream where I visited an abandoned mall. Except the empty stores were only filled with things from my subconscious, like a cowboy hat I had when I was little, and some other things. And there was some darker parts of the mall I was too scared to explore. Creepy as hell
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    • I had a dream where i was in a classroom , it was dark./ dim and it turns out we were in lockdown , i turn around to the teacher and look at the projector, it is emitting a blue light into the class, 1/3
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    • VortexRex 18 jan
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    • I read the entire post as foreskin
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    • i never fucking read the nametag dude fuck
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    • Dreams may tell us the future. There's something incredible about them that we don't yet understand. Look up "Paul Stamets Cow Psychedelics story" on youtube. He's a mycologist(fungi scientist) who explained an insane story about seeing the future in a dream that came true. It's insane.
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    • What name rhymes with time
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    • I had a dream Cain and Abel were attacking Philadelphia
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    • One time I dreamt I was in a line to see a red light thing. Once the person left I walked up to it and asked "is god real" and it said "we don't know, that's why we're angry". Then I asked if I was going to hell and it started speaking jibberish
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    • Always! Forget! To read! The usernames!!!
      JustAMe 18 jan
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    • Omgosh oOMGOSH THAT IS SO FUNNY GET OUT BRO WHAT GET OUT ANBDENKDJENDNDEOWHHS
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    • howcanyou 18 jan
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    • This should be a movie hot damn
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    • I had a dream where I was sitting in a dim room with red lights that seemed to come from nowhere. I was stuck in an office chair opposite to a dresser and there was a mirror that was opposite a tv. In the middle was a bed. In the mirror was the silhouette of a human but it was pure dark. Suddenly (1
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    • Had one yesterday where my brain made a knock off Black Panther where I was the main character. I pointed out something I thought was dumb and the dream started to disassemble itself in a scary way. First the dream folk glitched out and turned into clowns. Black. Then it rewound itself and they 1/2
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    • I read sonething as foreskin
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    • Why can I see this guy with one leg over the other talking to a kid eating an orange
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    • Yeah but the other paths are still no harder than they were in the first place, just harder by comparison
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    • I had one dream when I had a huge crush on this one chick. We were both walking in the middle of a blizzard and laughing and flirting with eachother and hugging. We found a Wawa type convenience/gas station store in the "middle of nowhere" blizzard. We walked in and she disappears
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    • Pachuco_ 18 jan
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    • Bro. He be thinkin it's a sign. He be vibin. But most importantly his name be rhymin' with time.
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    • Fuck this post I was enjoying the thought of actually meeting a wise men on a boat and such a good quote then I see the damn OnE TimE I DREAMT!!!!!!
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    • Fuck I forgot to read the name
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    • Was the boat dude a bundle of sticks
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    • It's true. I was the bed
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    • So are yo lol
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    • Yikersbro 18 jan
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    • (Hi Time, I'm dad!) Sounds like father time is directing the crew to circle up the wagons and regroup in a wise-man way.
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    • Had a dream where I shit my pants in the middle of class :(
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    • This is why you pave your driveway folks
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    • grammar 100
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    • The way I see it is nothing is set in stone until it is. Basically you decide what happens but once it happens it is like that forever, no changing it
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    • 420th comment!
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    • Bullshit
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    • I had a dream where my uncle was there, when I woke up my butt hurt
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    • Sounds like an anime plot.
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    • This is good
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    • I hade a dream last night that I met a dude in a cave who had black eyes and pharyngeal jaws who told me that he’s not sure how much longer he could keep me alive
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    • I had a friend who didn't stick on the path overly traveled to try and keep his wagon clean. Only it was a car. In the mud. It got stuck. For 10 hours. Never let other people do anything without watching every second.
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    • Yesterday I had a dream where my mom fell in front of a truck, woke up screaming NOOO
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    • I had a dream that Nintendo changed Raichu's design so he was just a long orange snake with Raichu's ears and eyes and no other features, and I was like "damn, no wonder people don't like him"
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    • Everything that rhymes with time would be stupid to have as a name :/
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    • The outsider
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    • source post. read the damn... source post. always forgetting that.
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    • My deceased grandfather whom was a WWII veteran that I never met once said this to me in a dream: “You are your own greatest enemy. Defeat yourself, and you will be unstoppable.”
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    • Just gonna republish just for tc
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    • Sounds like you got drug into the plot for an episode of musishi
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    • I once had a dream where the world had been taken over by mechanical whales and I had to collect a team of wizards and scientists to create an army to combat the whales. The whales were also capable creating an enormous explosion by breaching the surface and unleashing this strange loud noise
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    • But if you take the same path way too much, you'll wear big ruts and have to take a different path.
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    • I'm taking on this progect and I'm gonna (try) and animate it
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    • bruh yall weird I had a dream where this bald ginger guy (ginger beard) offered me a watermelon in exchange for me teaching him how to play sweet home Alabama on guitar
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    • Didn’t read the username so I was a bit lost
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    • I had a dream some Russian guy stole my wallet so I ripped it out of his hands and when he turned around to try and steal my grandpa's wallet I kicked him down a flight of stairs and his foot broke clean off like he was a mannequin
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    • Youtubers when they lock themselves into a daily upload schedule and all they know how to do is clip, cut, and publish.
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    • Time to watch basketball and get high
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    • Gotta remember to read the user name
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    • He was talking to himself lol
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    • I forgot to check the poster name when reading wild posts like this and end up very confused until I check
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    • Fuck
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    • Name rhymed with Time, and you gave him an orange, his name is Lime
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    • Nope, didnt happen
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    • Yes, but if you a brave enough to take a different new route you may find a new already done road.
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    • Crazy shit that didnt happen
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    • “Sonething” -thst dream
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    • Guys I have Club Penguin Playing Cards and the original egirl Candace as a holographic card. It’s lit
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    • This describes addiction perfectly," If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it'll soon be the only path you can take without struggling." (Horror movie screeching and scraping in the background)
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    • I would say don't talk to strangers.
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    • The old man I dreamt about yelled at me to "stop touching my bean" because I found a bean on his counter. He then set me off on an epic cowboy adventure.
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    • I keep having these really intricate dreams like it feel like they have a plot rather than being nonsensical like most of my dream. I always wanna finish them.
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    • It ruins it when people don’t proofread their shit.
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    • Its saying sometimes expect to fail because sooner or later you will be better never give up
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    • My dreams are just unrelated events happening in succession while their dreams are something my dude Aesop would write
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    • Toss a coin to your Witcher
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    • holy shit i think his dream was trying to tell ME something
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    • This is how addictions and habitual habits form
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    • It's probably the concept of time, meaning that he should stick to what he's good at
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    • I was like wtf?? Then I saw the one time I dreamt. Damn Tumblr this is the second damn time
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    • Dreams are normally meaningless religiously and scientifically
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    • It’s trying to tell you that “exept” is spelled with a c
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