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Once i get a boyfriend, what do i
feed it? DD Enygma Ann Lenoir and 574 others Holly Moon You know, I've had mine for a while
and he seems to be getting on well on
a mixture of pellet as well as the wet
food.
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    • a n*gga need a hug bro
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    • I like fried chicken
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    • Sometimes the pellets just hit different
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    • If anyone wants one, I'm a boyfriend up for adoption. A few things about me: I'm 6'4, hairy, potty trained, lactose intolerant, and don't hump when told not to.
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    • Can I go see the boys, can i !!!? *wags dick*
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    • What about sloppy joes
      CD44 27 jul
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    • This whole comment section is filled with people hiding their immense lonliness with jokes and God damnit I'm no different, we just wanna be loved.
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    • The blood of the damned
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    • I’ve had a bitch for a while and fellas let me tell you the only thing she needs is cum and more cum bitch practically runs on semen at this point
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    • Real talk that Mac and cheese looks mad good
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    • I am Up for adoption if anyone is looking for one, I am cuddly and Will Love and comfort you at all times, and I am very easy to take care of. I am 18 and my favorite dood is dino nuggies
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    • You know they make this joke about men often but forget that the majority of famous chefs are men
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    • A nursing handjob is when the woman jerks off her man’s cock while breastfeeding him
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    • Love how they say this dumb shit but if a guy said it they’d lose their minds
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    • You feed him w/e you want. If he doesn't eat. Oh well you get 2nds.
      tylerchen 27 jul
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    • And a nice cold glass of chocky milk to wash it all down
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    • Cook for your lady, though.
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    • Um hi i like pizza
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    • All i want if for some girl with thicc thighs to watch lord of the rings with while my head is on her lap and shes running her fingers through my hair as she feeds me pizza rolls.
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    • You need some nutrients and fiber too
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    • Id be so happy if someone fed me, I wouldn't give a shit what it was
      tweb 27 jul
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    • Great, now I'm hungry
      rwplm 27 jul
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    • Yes pellet good yeeeees
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    • Nah fuck that I can’t eat this too often like I’ll definitely appreciate it don’t get me wrong but I balance my diet out ima have to grill something and eat some fruit and shit from time to time
      YourGuyCy 27 jul
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    • Just feed him General Tso's chicken he'll never leave
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    • Just do cake doe
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    • God those girls are lucky 🙄 mine came with a crazy diet and instructions. I guess the price for a bodybuilder but I'd definitely pick that kind again definitely recommend
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    • I'm up for adoption so here's my info, also plz be around 15-19 as I am 16, papers are in the reply cos it said it was spam! DMs open(I'm serious someone plz love me)
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    • Really wish I’d stop getting relationship features
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    • Remember when women could cook?
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    • Perikekles time for dinner little wurstie. Lemme slide a bowl of pizza bites into ur wurstie cage. Try not to let clovis eat all of it
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    • This is condescending af.
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    • smoishysmoishes I'm slightly offended but at the same time, I am nodding my head knowing that this gets dudes. Granted, it has been years since I have had pellet food or box made wet food.
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    • Bj's is also nice
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    • Sorry I'm allergic to women
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    • Unfunny
      hardwired 27 jul
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    • he feeds himself or u fuckin leave lmfaooo its 2020 ur not a damn magic food and cleaning fairy bb
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    • For anyone interested in how to properly care for a "bf", read below:
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    • *Mexican moms stare judgmentally*
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    • My fiance makes food for me all the time
      EdgeRuko 27 jul
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    • The necessities
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    • For my breed's build that being chubby, but tall enough, so that they're are square instead of round. Invest in a large, backyard trough. We spend a lot of our time soaking. Have a lamp or motion light. We graze in the evening and if we trip over something our weight can make even a short fall worse
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    • i love spaghetti, my girlfriend makes it, pretty easy, keeps me whole
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    • Can we have rice noodles with veggies and meat instead?
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    • I feed it ravioli but he would rather keep it in his pocket for later
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    • Is that how people really be talkin about their significant other?
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    • Cooking is a communal activity for healthy couples
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    • And cummies
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    • Haha i cant cook like a real woman should im so quirky!
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    • Women should stop complaining about men objectifying women when this exists
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    • Raw, fresh Pussay
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    • You give me food, I give you my dick. It's a fair trade
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    • Say this about women and they'll all cry sexism
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    • Just give me love...
      Cjchicken 27 jul
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    • You feed him pussy. Give him as much pussy as he desires. Every once in a while, let him rest. He'll beg for more.
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    • Not funny. Features suck. No wonder I haven't used this app in over a year
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    • From here there calling us objects and pets
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    • THESWEETESTNEKOTHEREIS take notes btw
      bigsneak1 27 jul
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    • You will never catch me in a long term relationship with a girl who thinks a meal is pizza rolls and mac n cheese. Like bitch we're adults
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    • That’s not the wet food.
      hunt1890 30 jul
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    • Mines been good on sandwiches. Plan on making him a pie soon
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    • Oh that might be me...
      HornyLad 30 jul
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    • I’m so hungry and this made me glad my mom is making tacos tn
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    • If I am a girl and these are my main food groups, what does that make me?
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    • If anyone wants me I'm a gamer guy who is tall my state law says 17 can date anyone I'm tall but not to tall I can do the trash and dishes and I will cuddle you when you want to I love anything but brussel sprouts
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    • Most these comments sum lonely dudes who want a gf 😴 that ain’t the move you just needa fuck an y’all be good
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    • No
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    • Haven’t had the pellets in probably over a decade
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    • Affection also works well...not that I’d know
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    • Don't cheat stay loyal it's. Tuff but you can follow ittt p.s if he cheats hit em wit u car
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    • Wet food
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    • Wow women treating us like pets how original
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    • Dem pizza rolls
      TonyPero 30 jul
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    • Mac cheese looks nasty until you got it in a bowl ready to go
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    • Yea like my woman to not know how to actually cook to
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    • What if they put mac & cheese in a pizza roll
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    • opposed to feeding girlfriends french onion soup and dark chocolate
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    • Pussy or ass
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    • Honestly that’s good once every 4 months
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    • Am I the only one that finds it weird that they look at us like we’re dogs?
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    • Then ur bf becomes a fat fuck
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    • Haha relatable because i too get many girl friends
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    • PIZZA!!!!!!
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    • When you're just friends with the guy you like 😪 and he asks if you want to be his roommate and you actually consider it.
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    • My husband won't eat fuckin hot pockets because he doesnt like pizza hes honestly a psycho
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