• a) omegle
Talk to
strangers!
You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegie!
You and the stranger both like deadpool.
Stranger: Peter. Peter come get me. WW
You: Wade please I'm busy -PP
Stranger: Busy with what? Busy like Lizzy? Are
WW
You: Homework, if you want you can help me with it -PP
Stranger: What kind of homework? Biology? Is there
an emoticon for eyebrow wiggle? COMMAND
EYEBROW WIGGLE.
WW
You: Funny enough itis...how did you know? are you
in my room again? -PP
Stranger: No way! That would be rude. And creepy.
Unless you're into that, in which case, open your
window. Also I like your shirt.
WW
You: "tums around and opens the window' I knew it...
Stranger: "Hi, handsome. I was just in the
neighborhood. A cat owes me money." Wade leaned in
through the window. "What's cooking, good looking?"
You: "Nothing much" Petter smirks and walks over to
his desk and then points to his bed "Sit..."
Stranger: "Sir, yes sir!" Wade saluted smartly, then
flopped dramatically onto Peter's bed. "Quiet night? No
damsels in distress?"
You: "That..and I'm grounded" he said while twirling a
pencil between his fingers
Stranger: "Grounded?" Wade frowned and sat up. "But
you are a stalwart and noble knight, defending the
realm from erstwhile interlopers!"
You: hung out with you late a couple nights ago
remember? I got home around 1 and got in shit about it"
Stranger: "It's not my fault you can't resist my sultry
charms. Why does your pillow look like a marshmallow.
I'm hungry." Wade tossed the pillow into the air and
caught it. "How long you grounded?"
You: "Today's my last day...and what charms?" Petter
laughed and threw him bag chips from his bag
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    • Thus was so good at first till I got to the kiss thing I was wait what I became so confused
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