a omegle santo stranger
You're now chatting a random stranger. Say hil
Stranger: I hate my fucking life!
You: no you dont
You: you hate your life right now
Stranger: 'm 22, work in fast food and will probably never do anything better
Stranger: my co-workers make fun of me all day
You: learn the ways of the honeybadger
Stranger: and if i told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay
You: that is illegal
Stranger: cause he's a cheap bastard
Stranger: my only friend is mentally retarded You: that makes you a wonderful friend Stranger: adn all we ever do together is stupid shit
Stranger: i cant leave my home town cause i never learned how to drive
Stranger: plus every time i try i fail my drivers test
You: Drivers ed bro
You: shit works
Stranger: and you know what the worst part is
You: your so lost in self pity you cant accept when anything good happens to you?
Stranger: i live in a pineapple under the sea.
You: god damn it