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mea Meet Luthra Being Tall is Ok.
Wa If water comes out of oceans and the earth gets full
of water, short people will die first.
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    • *people who know how to duck and swim
      thin_ice_ 24 jul
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    • Not if i get on your back mother fucker
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    • I'm short and I can swim real well so...
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    • Not if we can swim
      Gun_li 24 jul
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    • Haha yes I know how to fucking swim and float
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    • Not if I can get on the tall people first
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    • People who are average will be perfectly safe from all.
      Kranis 25 jul
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    • And the fat people will sink
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    • I guess swimming doesn't exist any more
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    • You see kings size doesn't matter I love you all not matter what height you are. Except you Brandon, you midget little fuck.
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    • *Floats*
      KarVona 24 jul
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    • My guy didn’t think about the short people who could float lmaooo
      TheDepths 25 jul
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    • The sky have a much greater chance to fall. What a dumbass
      BrnFaria 25 jul
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    • Yeah a few seconds sooner at most
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    • Poor short people
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    • Come one dude, don’t be mean. Let the leprechauns have a win
      seid 25 jul
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    • Depends if you can float
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    • I will be fine, shit floats so mostly everyone will be ok
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    • Sea level mother hecker
      Enneagram 25 jul
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    • In conclusion, we are fucked
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    • Except the second one is more likely
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    • Its been said that tall people are more intelligent, more athletic and get jobs easier. Im 6'3 and fuck im stupid
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    • Everyone talking about short people being able to swim but nobody is mentioning that tall people can lay down
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    • Tall people naturally die faster as is
      dyndo101 24 jul
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    • Actually the taller people are heavier so they're more likely to drown from exhaustion first or just not find something that will withstand their weight
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    • 3 comment feature ?
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    • Too bad the earth will just explode in an instant
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    • From now on I will bake this guys, Nee Hi
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    • Ha I guess being neither short nor tall wins
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    • Not if I have the high ground
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    • But . . . Short people can swim
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    • not if i climb you like a fucking jungle gym
      Buttterss 25 jul
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    • Fuck short people and they're abusive midget asses
      moldydog 24 jul
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    • Have you tried being taller?
      NickSax 24 jul
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    • Tall people being more attractive is natural
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    • Not true you can float and swim lmao
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    • Ok but like swimming exists
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    • We can lay down retard
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    • Measure yourself from your head to the stars, then you're the tallest
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    • Why do we all overthink jokes
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    • Stand up comedy seems to be suffering rn to be honest
      robbyanon 27 jul
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    • Piss off
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    • I felt good about being short for one second
      babycass 27 jul
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    • Short people can swim?
      Narini 27 jul
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    • Which is more likely to happen tho?
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    • No we’ll just climb up the tall ppl like trees
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    • Swim?..
      ItzRello 27 jul
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    • But like, if the sky is falling, you'd have like a second to celebrate your victory before you die too
      LitAsDuck 27 jul
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    • well if you're tall just lay down
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    • Short people weigh so little they will just fucking float
      Wolfee21 27 jul
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    • Sure. But I’m also fat, and fat people float.
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    • Not if u swim 😂
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    • Short people wont die in first in a flood. People too dumb to make a raft will
      vdarth87 27 jul
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    • Its impossible for the world to flood completely again.
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    • We can just duck, short people can't, because water goes from bottom to top
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    • Jokes on you asshole, I can swim
      indih1103 27 jul
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    • We can swim, dumbass
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    • Less weight, more buoyant...
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    • they will float
      gz2140 27 jul
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    • There is such a thing as swimming
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    • If either of those things happen, poor people will die first
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    • If those two things happen at the same time, the average height people will survive longer
      EonTWolf 27 jul
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    • And average people will survive both 😏
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    • not if
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    • Nigga we can swim
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    • Nah we just float
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    • Actually you'd generally weigh more and would have to expend more energy to keep yourself afloat so I'd still bet on smaller people
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    • Cawarda
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    • Being short is ok, but if a shockwave from a nuke shot out across the world, we would all be dead
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    • Do people forget people can swim, the water rises, so do the people....
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    • Both of these make no sense water coming out of the ocean will go back in the ocean it won’t make more
      ypizza 26 jul
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    • I guess floating isn’t a thing anymore
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    • I’m so average that if both were to happen all if you would be dead first
      kayak43 26 jul
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    • just duck and swim
      cracke 26 jul
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    • How do people drown just swim lol
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    • You mean people who can’t swim..
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    • Short people float better
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    • You forget people can float
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    • And average height people can survive both
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    • theres a thing called swimming
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    • God said he wouldnt do the ocean thing anymore tho
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    • Let's turn it around instead of tall people always asking us how the weather is done there. Why don't we start asking them how thin the air is for them.
      DeepGoph 26 jul
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    • And only one of those can happen
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    • Shit
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    • Uhh... height doesnt matter in wat- *stares blankly at you* you know what, nevermind
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    • People usually float...so....
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    • This joke is only funny to children, because of Chicken Little. It doesn't matter your height if an asteroid hit. I'm 5' 11' so I'm both tall and short so, I'm bias. I just don't think it's funny.
      justdatip 26 jul
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    • U short ppl need to learn outside of sports u got a lot of advantages u don’t even realize.
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    • Damn I’m six foot and 13 so that probably mean I’ll be taller
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    • *People who have their floaties
      MattHarb 26 jul
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    • Umm, never heard of swimming?
      MattHarb 26 jul
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    • Fuckin swim
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    • Not if I take you out and continuosly breathe air into your deceased lungs so I can use your corpse as a raft.
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    • Everyone saying they can swim. That's cool. What the fuck is the sky gonna do to us?
      Prdls 26 jul
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    • People can swim...
      AngieWong 26 jul
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    • Tall people are easier for snipers to spot.
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    • Short people can swim, what are tall people going to when the shit starts falling?
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    • Which is much more likely than the sky to fall.
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    • Bullshit im a great swimmer
      mofoSAD 26 jul
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    • I know how to swim, do you know how to sink?
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