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Now I'm worried who's gonna be
calling who Daddy tonight
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    • Smooth entry, flawless follow-up
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    • This is actually pretty good
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    • Talking to a girl that I met on Hinge that's way out of my league and it's going really fucking well. Gonna ask her to go on a date tonight wish me luck fellas.
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    • "Who's your daddy?~" "Uh... who's your daddy?" "I... don't... KNOW! *sobbing*"
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    • "are ya winning son"
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    • Am I the only guy who doesn’t like being called daddy, I hate it
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    • These two Chads
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    • He has to be hot to be talking about sex on a tinder app and her to go along with it
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    • I'm eating sushi for the first time tonight
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    • Being called daddy by a girl is the biggest turn off. Gross.
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    • Aight brothers help me out why isn't my tinder pulling any likes? Help improve my game. Thanks in advance.
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    • That guy must also be pretty hot
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    • I really want to put myself out there on the dating apps but I truly don’t know where to start. Any tips?
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    • Hahaha
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    • Problem with stuff like this is that it sets a really high standard so she’s gonna be expecting every message to wow her. But eventually it just goes stale.
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    • Sad that something as simple as a happy relationionship is considered a life goal
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    • Fake
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    • I might get tinder me and my girl broke up today idk how to begin tjo it’s been so long I was just use to talking to my girl but idk about a new one. I’m not gona get it right away maybe after a couple months go by
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    • Would the double quarter pounder be my dad or son:( i need a father figure
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    • I’ve never been able to send pictures on tinder. Did they change? Is this even a pic of tinder?
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    • Is sending pictures on tinder an iOS thing? Cause I can't do it
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    • Chloe what did you mean by this?
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    • It was Ight in the beginning but the second message was cringe
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    • Funny
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    • You know ... you’re something of a nig yourself
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    • That was smooth
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    • Oh
      Oshawatt 7 jul
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    • I have a box full of pencils
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    • Sorry for your loss
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    • Solid 9/10. Gg
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    • Footage 7 jul
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    • This whole convo is perfect
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    • None of you know how women work, huh?
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    • The daddy shit is fucked
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    • Damn how are people so good at that?
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    • Idk seems corny
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    • Her: "we already know who's going to be calling who daddy, you just dont want to admit it."
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    • You used the wrong formula and got the right answer
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    • I’ve tried this all I get is lol and they never respond back
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    • and then they fucked.
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    • She never said "YES DADDY"
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    • I wouldn't know and not sure if I will ever know.
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    • Hehehe
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    • Guys who want to be called daddy are the equivalent of girls who make you feel bad about having female friends
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    • Call her daddy
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    • Good way to get around all the useless small talk I guess
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    • Someone type out the message so I can copy it
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    • On a app to have sex. Shameless
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    • Oh how the turntables - Michael Scott
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    • Son you are wining
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    • Lord have mercy
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    • This is so wholesome 😂they’re practically made for each other
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    • you could just call her mommy
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    • All that for sex? I mean I'm not saying its wrong or anything but isn't that how people lose hope of finding love and constantly cheat ?
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    • Are ya winnin son
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    • Brb trying this on my mans 🤗😂
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    • It was clever in the first message. Then it got cringy
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    • Am I the only person who physically cannot hookup with people? Idk how people can immediately get attracted to somebody
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    • If a girl calls me daddy I'll leave her faster than her dad did.
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    • Hilarious
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    • So she went full send with the "I love you" and then came to a dead stop with "im proud of you son" and left him with daddy depression? Id say thats checkmate
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    • Bruh what im like a completely decent lookin guy and i cant get someone half as goodlooking to holdup a convo. Tf am i doing wrong
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    • Schrodingers daddy
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    • Ngl first few times my girl called me daddy I thought it was super weird, but I think I’ve been pavlov’d; she screams it when she or I climaxes and now I don’t mind
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    • Reverse
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    • And then she doesnt fucking reply even though she said you're hilarious. What a time
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    • Yo uhhhh, I've been smartphowned and idk what to do
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    • Bruh why do the dumbest things work
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    • And here my dumbass gets left on read for asking, "what did you do for the 4th?" I was genuinely curious, because if her response did not involve getting shithoused, I dont see a future in a relationship
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    • Hookup culture is toxic. Don’t praise it
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    • Damn that’s smooth
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    • Sex isn’t that great and tbh I’m happier alone
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    • I've always had a step ladder. Never knew my real ladder.
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    • Smooth and perfection
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    • Whats up with being called "daddy?" My daughter of course calls me daddy & it sounds weird when a different female calls me that.
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    • Does this ever actually happen? Do you just ask for sex and they’re all “yeah”? I barely even get a response sometimes. I’ve tried rarely but got same shit
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    • As Time goes on my girlfriend makes me less happy
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    • Me when I don't see some one who commented a pic of shrek closing the book and saying "like that's ever gonna happen"
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    • Conversations like this don't actually happen between strangers.. ri... right?
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    • Calling people daddy is gross
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    • Honestly boys is it weird to have a mommy kink like referring to your other as mommy?
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    • Charisma for miles
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