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    • Absolute unit
      JonJoBe 24 jul
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    • Good, I fucking hate tiny phones, so hard to hold onto. Nowhere to hold it without touching the screen or pressing a button. Can’t even hold it up to my ear because I can’t hold it without pressing the power button.
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    • Question, How long does it take to charge? I'd use it if it truly has a 50 day battery.
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    • Drop it on your face and you’re on your way to god
      Im_Bread 25 jul
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    • When the mugger tells you to give them your phone you simply throw it at his head and crack his skull open like a walnut
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    • It's the beast, the weekend warrior, the pocket popper, the show starter, and the smart brick, buy 3 and use em as a car battery, buy 4 and use em as a sledge hammer. If it were a battery the energizer bunny would OD on it. It is and will always be THE absolute unit.
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    • 50 days if you have the brightness on 10% and only use it as a phone.
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    • Imagine accidentally dropping that thing on your face
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    • Imagine dropping that fucking brick on your face
      Aiisu 25 jul
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    • This is it boys. The Nokia 2.0
      WAHHHHHH 25 jul
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    • Imagine dropping that thing on your face.
      nodex 25 jul
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    • For how long does it take to charge
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    • Only takes one week to charge to 100%
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    • Imagine watching a video and that cinderblock falls on your face
      _Cyanide_ 25 jul
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    • I'm absolutely ok with that now I wont drop it bc it's so slim
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    • Imagine watching a movie in bed with that held over you as you fall asleep and it pancakes your face when you drop it.
      doik 25 jul
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    • DAMN BOY HE THICC
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    • *still plugs it in every night*
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    • If it makes the battery last for more than a day I’d gladly take a more brick like phone than these slim phones that I have a hard time holding because of my large hands.
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    • iFunny will still drain it in 20 minutes.
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    • Like the size is fine idc about the bulk.. but my god if this one has the exploding issue people are gonna be blown in half
      Who_TF_ 25 jul
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    • Is that your Energizer smart phone or are you just happy to see me?
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    • That’s great because when I drop my phone I want the ground to break.
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    • Ok but 50 days?? Shit it's worth it
      osem598 25 jul
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    • how fucking long would it take to charge that FUCKING BOSS of a phone?!?!
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    • Honestly if I could go 50 days without charging my phone even with it being this bulky I would still take it. It would be like carrying a Zune around. Which was most of my 11 to 14 year old experience
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    • I’m honesty ok with this if it lasts for 50 goddamn days
      Jodo519 27 jul
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    • Why they go so hard. Why not go 1/2 the thickness and get 15 or 20 days out of it. Thats way more managable.
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    • For 50 days the size of the phone isn’t that bad
      blueguy87 25 jul
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    • Honestly if it still has good functionality and it isnt low spec trash I'd totally get it
      IamDamp 25 jul
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    • 943% remaining
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    • Gonna knock yourself out when you drop it on your face while laying in bed
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    • If that thing explodes it’s gonna be a grenade
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    • Imagine laying down on your bed, phone above your face, and you drop that sucker right on you
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    • *slaps phone* This baby gives off 50% cancer radiation per second.
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    • Hrnng, Energizer, I’m tryin to charge up my battery, but I’m dummy thicc, and the claps if my battery packs keep unplugging the charger...
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    • Imagine dropping tht on ur face
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    • When I drop that on my face at 2am I'm gonna have to call an ambulance
      JediRabbi 25 jul
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    • Like it would have to be big to hold that much charge. But imagine getting the "Battery 10%" warning and being like "ok, so charge it sometime next week."
      KalePyro 25 jul
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    • Nokia : *heavy breathing*
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    • I would’ve been happy with 2 full days no charge
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    • Imagine if it had charge transfer: "Damn, man my phone's dead, could you hook me up?" "Sure" "Holy shit. Up to 100%? What are you at now?" "98%"
      Forsakei 25 jul
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    • Drop that fucker on your face at 2 am. It'll be like brushing your teeth with a brick
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    • Imagine that falling on ur face
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    • Lets hope that battery dont explode shit will take out the whole house
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    • Imagine dropping that on your face
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    • Putting this one right in my front pocket. "Oh this? That's just my unit."
      RyuuMaru 29 jul
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    • Imagine dropping it on your face when you’re lying down
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    • The phone takes approximately 40 days to charge fully, so we recommend you plug it in for at least an hour every day.
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    • Imagine dropping this on your face like you do with your normal phone, when you lay down and it fall right between your eyes, this would give mpst of us a bloody nose
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    • Tbh if it has the same features as other smartphones, couldn't give a shit how thick it is, 50 fucking days? Gimme the fucking price and I'll buy it.
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    • Dropping that phone on your face would be exponentially worse oml
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    • Am I the only one happier that its thick? I'd buy it just for it being bigger
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    • Finally. A phone that will last a whole 25 minutes while I play Pokemon go
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    • But how long does it take to charge
      mrericky 26 jul
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    • I would like to say that I would still like the thick boi if it has a shatter proof screen and otter box
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    • That battery life would do well for camping or going to a remote location where if your other phone died, you'd be screwed
      Sedeltiun 25 jul
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    • Wait til you’re in bed and drop that mf on your face. Glhf
      sEAsic3 25 jul
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    • Bruh, if it's good, fast and has even half of that battery I'll take one.
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    • If that goes boom you will lose ur ass
      Lollzx 25 jul
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    • If you drop that on your face it’s game over
      Nodge 25 jul
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    • Takes 5 days to recharge.
      B34RD 25 jul
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    • For the battery life I think it's a fair trade off
      Shahax 25 jul
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    • Imagine ur laying in bed browsing the internet on that thing and you fucking drop it. 6 pounds straight to your face.
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    • You could use it as a clubbing weapon in a self defense situation.
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    • Pokémon go makes the 50 day turn into 5 days
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    • All of that real-estate..where's the headphone jack?
      matty108 25 jul
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    • I'd use that
      BoyLad 25 jul
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    • 50 days and a thicc phone, I'm sold
      jedidia 25 jul
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    • Just give me a phone with a big battery and screen. 1 TB of memory and build it like a tank.
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    • Imagine when that one explodes randomly... Take out the ATT store with that one.
      oracle0 25 jul
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    • I’m ready to see the fire that thing makes when the battery goes lol
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    • I just need it to last like 3 days, it doesn't have to be a brick. Imagine dropping that on your face while you're in bed.
      MLXVI 25 jul
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    • Just causally drop 10 pounds on my face in the middle of the night
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    • But imagine it's a nice cool night. Ur looking on ur phone and all of the sudden it slips out of ur hands and hits you in the face. Then you wake up in the hospital with concussion and no clue how you got there.
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    • Please take my money, only 2% a day gone....i dont care if it weighs 10 pounds, ill power the world.
      unaru 25 jul
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    • “Oh shit I’m at 1%” *proceeds to use phone for the next 12 hours*
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    • I would 100% buy that
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    • Battery life (50 days) Memory (250kb)
      Stinauen 25 jul
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    • Only compatible with mens’ pockets
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    • Honestly don’t give a shit as long as it can withstand a heavy ass drop.
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    • Honestly if it's half as durable as it looks sign me up
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    • If that shit falls on your face you're going night night
      Vladimir 25 jul
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    • Imagine dropping that fucker on your face and breaking your nose in the middle of the night
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    • Nokia 2: the electric boogaloo
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    • Imagine laying in bed only to drop your phone and a brick hits your face. And also having the sun as a phone.
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    • The Energizer Girth. Exclusively on AT&T.
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    • Imagine laying in bed and dropping that fucker on your face
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    • You know when you're watching vids in bed with the phone held above you and you drop it? This is your way to meet god
      SsirRoyal 25 jul
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    • A few years ago I found my dad's old Nokia which hadn't been touched in over a decade. It was at 5% battery.
      Anon09 25 jul
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    • Imagine laying in bed scrolling through your phone and it slipping out of your hand and smacking you in the face. Can you say concussion? Probably not after this thing knocks out all your teeth.
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    • It'll be good for survival or emergency situations for sure.... I say go ahead and produce it. It'll make for a perfect device to carry while hiking or packing.
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    • I’d buy it
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    • T H I C C D E V I C E
      Tunechi 25 jul
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    • I mean. That'll still fit in a pocket. Barely.
      Foxford 24 jul
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    • Hmm how many days do I have to charge the phone for?
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