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My parents pretending
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    • Me after my parents leave me
      Sp4wn 3 jul
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    • Wait yours were pretending?
      RthnZ 3 jul
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    • My parents are still pretending
      ImFroog 3 jul
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    • This comment section scares me
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    • MOMMYZEN
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      MOMMYZEN 3 jul
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    • My parents used to do this all the time. I eventually learned that they would come back so I remember I just stayed there knowing they would come back. Needless to say I got my ass whooped when they eventually did.
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    • My mom has never been angrier at me than when I called her bluff doing this
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    • daviboi 3 jul
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    • I work at a pool rn and so many parents do this it’s hilarious
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    • kreammm 3 jul
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    • My mom did this when i didnt want to leave my grandmothers, but she had my grandmother lock all the doors and she drove away and i was stuck just chasing the car down the street
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    • Bothers of destruction
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    • Ha jokes on you,I don’t have parents😌
      IVzay2 3 jul
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    • Did anyone else get a boner when their parents did this? And if so help explain why
      PaleSoul 5 jul
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    • Thank you taker
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    • Wakes up to find it was a dream which explains how your dad was alive
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    • If they black, they ain't pretending. Except the mom, because she know the kid means extra money from the gubment. - if you are the first to make a racial comment, does that count as TC? I'm gonna count that as TC.
      catmhag 3 jul
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    • Permission to have tc sir?
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    • Lol my dad pretended to leave me 15 years ago. I'm still waiting for him to come back and say he was joking.
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    • Naw...2 YO me thinking How Dare the Milk Maid and Candy Man walk away from me...
      mecwar 5 jul
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    • I called their bluff so many times.
      Brableu 5 jul
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    • Nah, I said bye to them
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    • Thank you Taker
      Jaymx 5 jul
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    • Pretending????
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    • My dad did this but he didn’t pretend
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    • That worked on my oldest, but my middle son never gave a shit. I would say “ok, bye.” And he just says “bye daddy, love you”. Little shit.
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    • My parents hiding behind a pillar at the mall making me think they left me behind. I have been in this Apple store for 10 years
      RemmyM 4 jul
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    • I used to just say ok bye
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    • Just get kidnapped as they walk away. Thats a power move
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    • I wouldn't care, I thought I was gonna get to spend the night so I stayed where I was until they came back
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    • If my kid dont start walkin when i walk off imma fuck around and leave it
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    • When I turn 8
      Thikc6 4 jul
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    • I was one of those emotionally detached kids who would be like “he’ll yeah moms gone”
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    • Bye
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    • This shit always scared me as a kid, thought I was gonna have to spend a night at some random kids party or something
      Weekly 4 jul
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    • I do this to my dog when he won't come inside because he's barking too much lol
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    • I would just say bye
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    • My parents did this once so I booked it away from them before they could turn back and they had to look for me for an hour and after they couldn’t even be mad because they said bye
      g_rant 4 jul
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    • Yo, Frosted Flakes, or Rice Krispies?
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    • Who’s pretending
      sullyOo 4 jul
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    • Where did this meme come from
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    • My parents never even tried that because they knew good and well I would just be like “hey can you drive me home” to anyone who I was hanging out with so i wasn’t afraid of them leaving
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    • That happened one time I just walked away they couldn’t find me for 2 hours and they blamed me 4 year old me just said but you ran off and the people there just looked at them I only know this because they told me tho
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    • Me with my 3 year old lol
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    • There was a time I remember my dad deadass almost left me because I couldn't climb a rock bigger than me when I was visiting family. Everyone was being loaded in the car and straight up about to leave till I opened the automatic van door and everybody got surprised they almost left me
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    • I do that to my little sister lmfao
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    • My parents pulled that on my siblings and it worked, but when they pretended to leave me I just said “Ight” and walked away. Then proceeded to get mad at them when I lost them bc I was a piece of shit.
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    • There’s a little girl in my neighborhood that my dog watches as she plays outside with her mom. I watch them go to the laundromat and the little girl sometimes will be a brat and watch her mom pretend to leave her and I always tell her “you have to get your mom, she will be lost without you.”
      AIDSpool 3 jul
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    • My parents hid behind a tree because I wouldn't stop running away and I freaked the fuck out, lol
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    • Mine actually left once, it was so weird waiting for my parents to come back for hours on end thinking they were joking yo, they came back half a day later.
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    • EggMan2 3 jul
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    • Lmfaoo it really does work every time
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    • Bruh our little brains just shut down from trying to conceive the reality we would face without them. Physically forcing us back into their arms.
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    • Yeah well, my actually left me once. She came back an hour later and asked if I learned my lesson.
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    • Mine says bye, see you later. Like little man you better bring your ass on were already lateee,
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    • Bruh deadass they did leave they came back after about 30 mins of me crying and shit it was sad I was like 6 and they pulled off and I could see the car just cruising into traffic and then it was gone
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    • I've ignored them before and I was fucking spanked :(
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    • I'd always just stay behind and play until the came got my obnoxious little ass
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    • And for those kids who don’t want to eat something you give them or whatever, we (being the adults) pretend to eat their food and that makes them want it.
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    • I'd get so pissed when they turned around
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    • My cousins once left me in mall food court it was like 15 mins before they came back
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    • One time we were at a friend of my parents place I don’t remember exactly where, but my brother told me we were going to play hide and seek and when I was hiding apparently he tried convincing our parents that I wanted to stay and I was busy doing something so he almost got them to leave without me.
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    • If it's a third its not a half
      Kaioken 3 jul
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    • Bright 3 jul
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    • Wasn't this featured before and I was the one featured
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