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    • At the doctors he pulled this out:
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      • God-tier flex
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        • He stole their life forces and infused them into his own
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          • Goals
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            • Proof of the story?
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              • He stole the doctors life force
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                • He won the game
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                  • Don’t laugh we dug him up last week and he still looks better than most of y’all do
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                    • What kind of freaky deaky bullshit is this?
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                      • Congrats, you are the exception. This is the same logic smokers use “I had an friend who’s uncle smoked for 59 years and didn’t die of cancer” so like fuck the other millions cause that one guy ya know?
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                        • Being misdiagnosed happens a lot, you can attempt to prevent this by doing research if your not confident in you diagnoses.
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                            • Get your vaccines = be a patient for life
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                              • all y’all are like “yeah, as if all the doctors died in just ten years” not realizing that doctors could literally mean two. just some food for thought
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                                • He was stealing their souls
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                                  • Lmao this is bullshit
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                                    • Outfit on point
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                                      • Well shit.
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                                        • All the doctors died in a span of 10 years, okay homie😂
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                                          • Bet it was all the vaccines that saved him!
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                                            • Shit. How old were his doctors?? Was cancer even a thing during their medschool curriculum?
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                                              • Just cause a doctor was proven wrong, doesn't mean they made the wrong call. So common.. Man fell in a frozen river and lies dying in the next room? Yeah, tell the family the odds, but if you succeed at saving the dying man they'll run it in your face and thank God.
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                                                • They were jealous
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                                                  • Why’d all the doctors die in 10 years. We’re they in their late 90’s?
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                                                      • Lololol much wow I believe it
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                                                        • "You have six months to live." -"No you"
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                                                          • But the doctors were only doing there job, why is it portraying them as bad people?
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                                                            • Cancer legit means you're unhealthy. Body naturally fights cancer all the time. Stop eating garbage and exercise and your body will literally reverse cancer 99% of the time. Chemo helps cancer Dum Dums
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                                                              • So this was a 10 year window... all the doctors were dead... sooooo were all of the doctors 80+ years old, or were they all murdered by a hospital shooter?
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                                                                • Must have gone to the hospital from Grey's Anatomy. Those doctors drop like flies.
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                                                                    • The worlds reverse psychology at its finest
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                                                                      • The doctors are just doing their jobs. Doctors arent some sort of magical wizards that can perfectly predict whats going to happen, they can only look at the situation and make an educated guess. If you really think the doctors are the bad guys, feel free to stop going to them
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                                                                        • Cool story bro. Tell it again.
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                                                                          • Playa
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                                                                            • I already fought cancer once when I was 21. But I figure somewhere down the road there will be a part 2.
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                                                                              • My grandpa did the same thing but the doctors were still alive and they said he reminded them of some guy they had met years ago
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                                                                                • I read about this guy years ago
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                                                                                    • Fools you fell for my trap card
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                                                                                      • That’s didn’t happen
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                                                                                        • Suicide didn’t do anything. Outlive your enemies
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                                                                                          • Plot twist: he had a soul steal dagger hidden in his pocket that he used to cure his cancer and give him tons of life
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                                                                                            • He killed the doctors to extend his own life
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                                                                                              • Source: here’s a Google image of an old guy
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                                                                                                • The diagnosis might have been for the doctors.
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                                                                                                    • Some types of cancers literally just stop growing, it’s not that rare
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                                                                                                      • Was this Giles Corey's son, or Michael Malloy?
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                                                                                                        • Chuck Norris: and this is the history of my grandpa
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                                                                                                          • Epic victory Royale
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                                                                                                            • Reverse card
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                                                                                                              • Its n0t like there ganna lie to him history repeats sometimes that's all they're trying to say
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                                                                                                                • Wrong cell tissues examined then
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                                                                                                                  • That happened to my grandfather, they told him he had like 2 months so he said fuck it I’m not spending my last two months in a hospital. Checked himself out and died 15 years later
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                                                                                                                    • I know you are but what am I
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                                                                                                                      • How old were all his doctors wtf
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                                                                                                                        • Nein du
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                                                                                                                          • iNigga
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                                                                                                                            • Lol that’s the biggest opportunity to dance on someone’s grave
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                                                                                                                              • Well how tf he do it?
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                                                                                                                                • He's a magician
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                                                                                                                                  • Maester Aemon?
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                                                                                                                                    • What a fake ass story
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                                                                                                                                      • So the doctors had cancer instead?
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                                                                                                                                        • So were all his doctors like 80? Because 10 years later isnt really that much
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                                                                                                                                          • ....so did he live with his cancer or what?
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                                                                                                                                            • No u
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                                                                                                                                              • This man clearly owned an apple orchard.
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                                                                                                                                                • He stole their life force, you can see it on his face
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                                                                                                                                                  • Look at his face. He’s the man who killed them
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                                                                                                                                                    • They told my grandpa he was lucky if he had three months left, he lived for almost 7 years. They told my uncle he had at least a year left and he died less than three days later. Their estimates are bullshit.
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                                                                                                                                                      • How did the doctors all die in 10 years
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                                                                                                                                                        • He be like “oh crap I forgot they diagnosed me with cancer” and went to check in 10 years later
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                                                                                                                                                          • *lives out of spite.
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                                                                                                                                                            • The doctors were all dead damn
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                                                                                                                                                              • Did this happen? No.
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                                                                                                                                                                • I'm sill alive
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Big dick energy boys
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Proof that all doctors are full of shit and to never listen to them
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                                                                                                                                                                        • This dudes speedrun is trash
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                                                                                                                                                                          • He stole their life force
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                                                                                                                                                                            • When I reach 102 I hope to have at least mastered the art of matching my clothes
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Some cancers are very slow acting, and we genuinely have not found a way to differentiate between specific types of cancer. These slow acting cancers can be so sluggish that it is healthier to not get treated for them, as by the time that they would pose a serious threat you will be long dead.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • That's just Maester Aemon
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Fookin rekt them m8y
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Some people are vegan don’t drink and don’t do drugs and die of cancer. Others drink smoke fuck and eat ass and live to be 90 there’s no logic to anything. Just enjoy the fucken ride
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • what’s the message? ignore your cancer and the doctors who diagnosed you will eventually die, killing the diagnosis with them?
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • So youre telling me this man goes to the doctors, then 10 years later all the doctors die? If you ask me, this man killed the other doctors and stole the organs their organs to sustain his life.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • He went sick mode
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Oof
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Young motherfucker
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • He consumed their souls
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • He stole their life-force
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Evidence as to why we don’t need doctors or treatment for cancer. They just want your money. Chemo is a scam. -some antivaxer probably
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Reverse card IRL.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Plaid on plaid. The balls on this man
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • How old were his fucking doctors?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            • So I’m still alive. You own me your lives
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              • The look on his face, though
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