A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible
blasterkeg1972 blasterkeg1972
26 feb
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible
Every guys first crush
smithkailey smithkailey
19 dec 2020
Every guys first crush
his is how I see yellow lights when I'm
debating if I should stop or gas it
oN
AmmonWall
1 may
his is how I see yellow lights when I'm debating if I should stop or gas it oN
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you
throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes
The future is now, old man
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
27 oct 2020
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes The future is now, old man
Adam
@adamthealright
Is this too much to ask for?
Adam @adamthealright Is this too much to ask for?
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock:
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
13 mar
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock:
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN CYBERPURK DYSTOPIAS
YOU'RE IN ONE
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN CYBERPURK DYSTOPIAS YOU'RE IN ONE
girls: guys always miss the clit!
also girls:
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
11 may
girls: guys always miss the clit! also girls:
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-"
Mom: "Your school called today."
torn torn
25 sep 2020
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-" Mom: "Your school called today."
I need to speak to the bananager.
ChangeMyMind1 ChangeMyMind1
22 jan 2021
I need to speak to the bananager.
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing
Please don't do this
cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 oct 2020
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing Please don't do this
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Quicher Quicher
20 nov 2020
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Me sliding the straw out of a McDonalds cup
- @Luckless Outfitters
Me sliding the straw out of a McDonalds cup - @Luckless Outfitters
cthetexasking cthetexasking
26 sep 2020
Our dog's "outside" button
Please show me your feet
TwistKyber TwistKyber
5 nov 2020
Please show me your feet
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps
choking on ur dick
All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps choking on ur dick All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
Cashier at taco shop: "I hope all this food isnt just for you."
Me: It's for my family.
@SanDiegoHurcr
Cashier at taco shop: "I hope all this food isnt just for you." Me: It's for my family. @SanDiegoHurcr
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
jamespay
8 dec 2020
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
How I sleep knowing my world views offend people
@lordpetty.
BoyGenius BoyGenius
1 dec 2020
How I sleep knowing my world views offend people @lordpetty.