A little something to take the edge
tacomagreg tacomagreg
25 may
A little something to take the edge
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
ignorantmemerinoto ignorantmemerinoto
14 apr
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
Nobody:
Pumpkin Spice:
of the effect
I have on women
Lonethefox Lonethefox
5 nov 2020
Nobody: Pumpkin Spice: of the effect I have on women
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed
sts.tumbr.cors
Cats Cats
28 sep 2020
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed sts.tumbr.cors
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative."
ME:
iammasterofthebait2 iammasterofthebait2
31 dec 2020
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative." ME:
Bro there's nothing to worry about, I took the covid-19 vaccine and I feel fine
evilchavis
13 dec 2020
Bro there's nothing to worry about, I took the covid-19 vaccine and I feel fine
Cat gets run over by a car
cat:
CoO.
iy d
Made with effort for my ANYWAY cakeday
Faye_Valentine Faye_Valentine
24 sep 2020
Cat gets run over by a car cat: CoO. iy d Made with effort for my ANYWAY cakeday
My kitten can finally (barely) fit into her collar
My kitten can finally (barely) fit into her collar
Me: "My girl died of degree burns in a house fire. If I choose to cremate her body, will I get a discount?"
The Funeral Director:
NoSpace NoSpace
18d
Me: "My girl died of degree burns in a house fire. If I choose to cremate her body, will I get a discount?" The Funeral Director:
This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. - This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. I found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. :)
Mizusaki Mizusaki
25 sep 2020
This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. - This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. I found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. :)
Thanos: *snaps*
Cannibals just tryna enjoy their meal:
smelly__balls smelly__balls
27 jan
Thanos: *snaps* Cannibals just tryna enjoy their meal:
Everybody asks who's the impostor.
but nobody asks how's the impostor -
sammyd221 sammyd221
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor. but nobody asks how's the impostor -
No one:
Cats when they love someone:
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
No one: Cats when they love someone:
MY FACE WHEN MY FAMILY SAYS "JUS TRY IT" AND THEY KNOW IM A PICKY EATER
Benji46X_ Benji46X_
28 jan
MY FACE WHEN MY FAMILY SAYS "JUS TRY IT" AND THEY KNOW IM A PICKY EATER
The roof of my mouth when it sees me pouring bowl of captain crunch
dowd dow
DickHoits DickHoits
14 sep 2020
The roof of my mouth when it sees me pouring bowl of captain crunch dowd dow
Googled 'pussy fisting' and was not disappointed
jdub1559
25 may
Googled 'pussy fisting' and was not disappointed
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
Dirty Dirty
26d
Arnold Schwarzenegger I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching porn:
miclo25
18d
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
gilet paper was' so last year.
bags with gasoline now.
gilet paper was' so last year. bags with gasoline now.
Got a new dog today and it wont stop trying to eat my phone.