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    • “A platypus omelet?” (Adds a fedora) *gasp* “A PERRY THE PLATYPUS OMELET!!!”
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    • Speaking of that...where’s Perry?
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    • I fucking love this new meme template
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    • You can make omelettes without milk
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    • who puts milk in omelette
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    • Isnt it platypi
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    • I give it no more than 3 weeks before we all hate this meme template
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    • If you need milk in your eggs you’re weak
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    • You dont need milk in omelets. Milk is just a filler to use less eggs
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    • Approxy 6 aug
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    • Who the fuck puts milk in an omelette it just makes them slimy and tough.
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    • That’s actually good to know, saves space instead of cows and chickens
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    • Wait you're supposed to put milk??
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    • i swear to fuck i have seen this meme format 7 fucking times in the last 10 minutes. i got three features of this format in a row. please for the love of fuck stop
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    • The plural of "platypus" is "platypi".
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    • But you don’t need milk to make an omelet
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    • Sir this is a Wendy’s
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    • You don’t need milk for an omelette
      Merky 5 aug
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    • I’m tired of this meme already
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    • I hope this new template isn’t overused, I really hope it lasts
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    • Or u could use a chicken lol
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    • Platypussy
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    • Congratulations
      Keira 6 aug
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    • Platypi
      Taelor 5 aug
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    • I Mean.... He’s not wrong....
      CodyMacs 5 aug
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    • Are cows and chickens not portable?
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    • *platypi
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    • Also echidnas
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    • Platypussy got me acting strange
      NotYoDad 5 aug
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    • WHY IS MY NAME GREEN
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    • A platypus plumber? Perry the platypus plumber? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?
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    • Yo why the fuck is my name green, I didn't pay for this shit
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    • I don't believe they lay unfertilized eggs like birds do though
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    • Tomio 5 aug
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    • Three memes with the exact same fucking template in a row
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    • These are unfunny
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    • You guys are over using a template again.
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    • How is a Platypus considered a mammal
      BigMicc 8 aug
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    • You put milk in omelettes?
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    • You can make omelettes without milk genius
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    • Bro this is the 4th straight meme with these guys just stop
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    • Can I get a blank template of this meme?
      linkfire 7 aug
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    • Gotta get that platypussy
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    • So where's my fucking egg mcmuffin?
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    • Arent those two gay or something?
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    • Platypussies
      Shturmen 7 aug
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    • Is anyone else getting sick of seeing a new meme template, and then seeing the same fucking meme for a month
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    • Platypussy
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    • Ima say it
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    • Ima say it
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    • They also have toxic defense, just like my morning feed from iFunny. Another perfect addition
      Linebat 7 aug
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    • Who the fuck puts milk in eggs?
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    • Platypi* ??? Maybe? Sounds cooler...
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    • There also venomous and there made by scientist
      imnotit 7 aug
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    • This movie needs to be added to netflix
      Shaggy3 7 aug
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    • Im convinced that this meme will go the way of a wtf fun fact and a totally unrelated, ridiculously stated job profession AND I CAN'T WAIT
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    • You can make omelets without milk you short minded fuckwits
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    • So uhmm who puts milk in eggs
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    • Wait who the fuck puts milk in omelettes???
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    • All things that make eggs are a portable way for omelette
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    • If y'all keep overusing this, people are going to hate it. Templates always go like that, and it really needs to slow down.
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    • Im glad this is a meme
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    • Platypi
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    • You also at least need sausage, bacon, cheese, peppers, and onions. Otherwise you're doing omelets wrong.
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    • ...platypus milk is toxic to everything but platypus babies....
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    • Platypi is the correct plural
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    • Wow I say stupid shit to random people I'm funny guys hahaha
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    • Platypuses don't have nipples. They sweat their milk
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    • Who tf puts milk in omelettes?
      Brahmus 7 aug
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    • Platypi
      TPGOnyx 7 aug
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    • this template is just a newer version of the mike explaining template, and like the Invest meme, will be super fucking annoying reeeal soon
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    • You can make omlettes with water dumbass.
      Dolemite 6 aug
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    • Hold up, who tf uses milk to make omelets?
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    • Why am I getting ads about someone air freshening pussy?
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    • I'm pretty sure that they also have poisonous claws, but just the ones on their back feet.
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    • I’m going to McDonald’s right now irl, y’all want anything?
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    • Did everyone litterally forget the CHEESE inside comes from milk?? Plus a tiny amount of milk inside the scrambled egg makes it fluffier without messing with the taste
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    • this template isnt funny
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    • Who the fuck puts milk in omelettes?
      gagagooo 6 aug
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    • I remember saying platyPUSS in class puss part extra loud. Turn around and one of those girls who isn’t a teacher but walks around the school is looking at me with like a poggers face. Went home fantasizing she wanted the D, good times.
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    • Why don't we have platypus farms yet
      Nyrick 6 aug
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    • *absurd idea* *blank appropriate stare* now laugh guys
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    • Ferb I know what we're gonna do today
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    • For once, A feature of the road to el dorado
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    • Platypuses actually excrete milk from their skin like sweat because they're so hell bent on pretending not to be mammals that they refused to have teats.
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    • They actually don't lay unfertilized which are the eggs we eat
      Gengars 6 aug
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    • who the fuck puts milk in omelettes????
      b1issard 6 aug
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    • You put MILK in OMELETTES??
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    • Is this a new meme format? It fucking blows
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